Mary's #2 fan

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Originally Posted by Biggles

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Originally Posted by manker

The first thing I thought when I read about the web snoopz was that it would mean an untold multitude of extra civil servants. Can you imagine.
The privacy thing isn't a worry because, quite frankly, the more people who see my cawkal area before I embark upon middle age, the better :smilie4:

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It did strike as a job that would make accountancy seem cutting edge and very interesting.

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Indeed.
I try to imagine what it would be like if we (you're still an accountant, rite?) couldn't intersperse formulating formulae with forumular pish during an eight hour shift.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Biggles

It did strike as a job that would make accountancy seem cutting edge and very interesting.

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Indeed.
I try to imagine what it would be like if we (you're still an accountant, rite?) couldn't intersperse formulating formulae with forumular pish during an eight hour shift.

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I spent most of the day crunching numbers by the gift of Excel and If formulae....I was in hog heaven.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

This tends to happen as the alzheimers really kicks in. They completely lose their sense of dignity and grasp on appropriate behaviour. The next stages are unfortunately soiling oneself and masturbating in public. Which leads me on to my next point.....

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Originally Posted by manker

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I came over from the Guardian having read about Westminster's plan for teh web snooping. I was in a sweary frame of mind. I think the only plan is for us in Scotlandshire to get the hell out in 2014 so as to escape the creeping madness of having every email read and being forced to carry spare petrol in our underpants. I think William Hague explaining why emptying the petrol stations was a good thing to prepare us for a strike that may or may not happen in a months time final convinced me that they are completely unhinged.

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The first thing I thought when I read about the web snoopz was that it would mean an untold multitude of extra civil servants. Can you imagine.
The privacy thing isn't a worry because, quite frankly, the more people who see my cawkal area before I embark upon middle age, the better :smilie4:

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...oh teh saggy bawls. Not teh saggy bawls :cry:

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You've got me worried about this now. Will it be noticeable.
Is there anything I can do, a magic L'Oreal cream or perhaps some kind of bawl-lift surgery involving shortening the vas deferens and tightening of the scrotal skin.

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Originally Posted by Biggles

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Originally Posted by manker

Indeed.
I try to imagine what it would be like if we (you're still an accountant, rite?) couldn't intersperse formulating formulae with forumular pish during an eight hour shift.

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I spent most of the day crunching numbers by the gift of Excel and If formulae....I was in hog heaven.

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Another new idiom.
See. This is why I come here.

I spent most of today watching the cricket and banning J-Dye and Dave clones.

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Originally Posted by manker

You've got me worried about this now. Will it be noticeable.
Is there anything I can do, a magic L'Oreal cream or perhaps some kind of bawl-lift surgery involving shortening the vas deferens and tightening of the scrotal skin.

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We're all a little frightened, but we'll get through it together.

Les? Knowledge is power. Please to be sharing your secret to a 12 yo altar boy's ballbag.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

...oh teh saggy bawls. Not teh saggy bawls :cry:

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:huh: I don't think mine are particularly saggy and I'm...err older...ish

As to the other stuff I am most certainly not sanatogen :nono: and I only masturbate in public because I want to, not because of any intellectual failing :snooty:

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You've got me worried about this now. Will it be noticeable.
Is there anything I can do, a magic L'Oreal cream or perhaps some kind of bawl-lift surgery involving shortening the vas deferens and tightening of the scrotal skin.

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We're all a little frightened, but we'll get through it together.

Les? Knowledge is power. Please to be sharing your secret to a 12 yo altar boy's ballbag.

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Not having sex I suspect.

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Originally Posted by Biggles

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

...oh teh saggy bawls. Not teh saggy bawls :cry:

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:huh: I don't think mine are particularly saggy and I'm...err older...ish

As to the other stuff I am most certainly not sanatogen :nono: and I only masturbate in public because I want to, not because of any intellectual failing :snooty:

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Ok well I'll check them out for you if you like. Put your mind to rest.

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hellooooooo Dave mk2, you're my wife now :naughty:

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Originally Posted by Biggles

Not having sex I suspect.

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:glag:

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:huh: I don't think mine are particularly saggy and I'm...err older...ish

As to the other stuff I am most certainly not sanatogen :nono: and I only masturbate in public because I want to, not because of any intellectual failing :snooty:

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Ok well I'll check them out for you if you like. Put your mind to rest.

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hellooooooo Dave mk2, you're my wife now :naughty:

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:glag: