As there are all kinds of wordplay and other witticisms going on I have to pay attention most of the time in the Lounge.
Now that DarthCicero's gone Art's posts give me that rare opportunity to sleep.
I might actually create a thank you thread.
Printable View
As there are all kinds of wordplay and other witticisms going on I have to pay attention most of the time in the Lounge.
Now that DarthCicero's gone Art's posts give me that rare opportunity to sleep.
I might actually create a thank you thread.
Inimitable defeat.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'm going to tell you that in all probability, it would be an orange card or a different non-gay colour because it wouldn't be PC to use a pink card, let alone a pink card with you're a giant cawk-swallower on it. I'd also like to take the opportunity to tell you that red and yellow cards were introduced to the game at its infancy but were phased out, only to be brought back in during the late 80s in a blaze of publicity.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I tell you this because Arty is hovering. And, well, y'know.
Darth Cicero has gone? :o
I thought I'd merely continued to skim over his posts.
It's all the spastics you keep swatting, you can't change mental gears, and bathe in the true magnificence that is my knowledge. You are now a mere shell or your former self, bereft of substance.You have become a sand idol, blowing in the tidal cesspool of the bittard section......Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Unless I'm completely misreading this you're hitting on me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
Here, Arty-Fucking-Fact, mucho thanks for the history lesson about the saboteur thing. If I had a 3D monitor I'd be doing a clog dance on your horse-loving face, you bum.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisIt's all the spastics you keep swatting, you can't change mental gears, and bathe in the true magnificence that is my knowledge. You are now a mere shell or your former self, bereft of substance.You have become a sand idol, blowing in the tidal cesspool of the bittard section......Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Agree.
The Horse Whispering Aubergine story was almost certainly the most compelling anecdote I've ever read on the board. Rivalling and then surpassing JP's legendary ski-boxing novella and my own vaunted wallpaper epistolary.
Finally weary from my lackadaisical ignorance of the definition of aubergine, I finally looked it up. It's eggplant, I want to go back to believing it was a type of horse.
It was the first large and not particularly ballistic shaped vegetable that popped into his fuzzy little mind, the basic premise was something unfeasibly large to stick up a horses vagina, although an aubergine was probably not ambitious enough, it would probably fit imho (no I have no urge to do any field trials, I will supply the horse and the ambulance, you can find a suitableQuote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
moroncandidate). I personally would have leaned somewhere towards huge, maybe watermelon or a nice big pumpkin perhaps?
I'm not much of an eggplant man myself, but is it rigid enough to be incorporated into sex practices? The way I'm imagining it, it's one Kegel flex away from Baba ghanoush.