Stuff I want!- but wouldn't use...

Powers to delete any unfunny posts I make.

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Originally Posted by Something Else

Mbm to cheer up.

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I feel like I'm not being taken seriously, for some reason... :sadwalk:

A maple tree but instead of it having a multitude of small leaves it only would have one big giant one so the Fall clean up would be easier.

A car with 400 zebra power.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

A maple tree but instead of it having a multitude of small leaves it only would have one big giant one so the Fall clean up would be easier.

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Pedal-powered leaf-blower. You cycle-path.

The ability to fall up.

A Teflon bee-keeper style outfit to repel peoples' spit as I walk down the street.

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Actually, that might be something useful. :(

The ability to have my spit penetrate Teflon.

A room coated completely in teflon that I could spit into and debunk the widely held opinion that perpetual motion is unpossible.