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You're not that far off. She's sixteen and I don't have to pay her for another 2 months :happy:

I only said my secretary because I call them all that when I write on here about them. I suppose I don't have an actual secretary but they all kind of pitch in and help me keep appointments and find lost things and eat at the correct times and stuff.

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Originally Posted by manker

You're not that far off. She's sixteen and I don't have to pay her for another 2 months :happy:

I only said my secretary because I call them all that when I write on here about them. I suppose I don't have an actual secretary but they all kind of pitch in and help me keep appointments and find lost things and eat at the correct times and stuff.

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I thought they guaranteed themselves employment by having invented a singularly unique filing system that you don't understand, thus making themselves indispensible... :whistling

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Originally Posted by manker

You're not that far off. She's sixteen and I don't have to pay her for another 2 months :happy:

I only said my secretary because I call them all that when I write on here about them. I suppose I don't have an actual secretary but they all kind of pitch in and help me keep appointments and find lost things and eat at the correct times and stuff.

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I never had you down as a polygamist :no:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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I lol'd loudly enough at 15 and 17 to get a text from my secretary saying; 'wat r u laffing @'.

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Are you in the habit of employing 14 yo girls as secretaries then?

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Thus I have come to realize I should have never shelved the prospect of becoming an accountant.

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

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Originally Posted by manker

You're not that far off. She's sixteen and I don't have to pay her for another 2 months :happy:

I only said my secretary because I call them all that when I write on here about them. I suppose I don't have an actual secretary but they all kind of pitch in and help me keep appointments and find lost things and eat at the correct times and stuff.

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I thought they guaranteed themselves employment by having invented a singularly unique filing system that you don't understand, thus making themselves indispensible... :whistling

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Yeah, that's exactly what's happened!
I can't find shit if I'm on my own and rarely even look now since the alphabet doesn't appear to be even slightly relevant to the order in which they file stuff.

However, I don't remember posting this information and can't think why I would :balustrade:

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Originally Posted by manker

Yeah, that's exactly what's happened!
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However, I don't remember posting this information and can't think why I would :balustrade:

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Ask Dave, it's probably in his bookmarks.

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I thought they guaranteed themselves employment by having invented a singularly unique filing system that you don't understand, thus making themselves indispensible... :whistling

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Yeah, that's exactly what's happened!
I can't find shit if I'm on my own and rarely even look now since the alphabet doesn't appear to be even slightly relevant to the order in which they file stuff.

However, I don't remember posting this information and can't think why I would :balustrade:

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Au contraire, a few months ago you regaled us with an anecdote of a client filed under "g" for garage... :smilie4:

And then she made a mong face at me because I didn't look under 'g' in the first place.



I can remember it happening but I don't recall blogging about it. You're a pretty good secretary, barbs :happy:

:lol: I can assure you it was a one-off. Usually my memory for such things is appalling....

Barbie's trying to play it cool, pretending he's not a :dave:, but it's too late. The truth is now out.

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And then she made a mong face at me because I didn't look under 'g' in the first place.



I can remember it happening but I don't recall blogging about it. You're a pretty good secretary, barbs :happy:

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It's not difficult to see why someone who spells a text message that badly might not be so good at filing :slap: