Fuck it's all been motherfucking insane, I haven't really had a computer in front of me for more than 3 minutes at any given moment forever in the past few days. Except now.
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Fuck it's all been motherfucking insane, I haven't really had a computer in front of me for more than 3 minutes at any given moment forever in the past few days. Except now.
Fix'd for Nazi thread compliance. :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolPlease rephrase that so that it is about Mary or else I will have to report you for spamming this thread, Fred.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80967503/
What kind of excuse is that in this day and age.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
You better have some cool stories. That's all I'm saying.
I hope it involved hookers! (cheeky grin)
I know he has a smart phone. Something doesn't add up.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerWhat kind of excuse is that in this day and age.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
You better have some cool stories. That's all I'm saying.
Yes, did it involve you being propositioned by a prostitute, Mary? And did you realise this time?Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Sometimes Mary goes to a place where there isn't any internets so she can study.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousI know he has a smart phone. Something doesn't add up.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Which in and of itself doesn't add up because if I have to study for something, I frequently need the internets.
It's just getting more and more odd.
You know what I think. I think she's cheating on us with another forum. A younger one with better tits and no morals.
Yes but don't forget most of your study involves the naked female form, which can be done most efficiently remotely. And furtively. Mary has to use his brain sometimes to actually invent knowledge rather than just collate it. I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt, since we are without question the loosest, dirtiest board there is. We're also a little bit unpredictable and I would so chop his balls off if he cheated on us :fist:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Invent knowledge, what kind of devil talk is that. I bet you weigh less than a duck.
If I had the benefit of proximity, I'd cleanse you with fire.
And, yeah, reading between the lines, I think we're the only forum ever to like Mary so cheating probably isn't on the agenda. But just so it's clear, I would assist you in the bollocks dept :smilie4:
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Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Actually after weighing everything I know about Mary I have come up a two highly probable theories.
Either he working as a D.E.A. agent and is currently deep undercover with a Colombian drug cartel as a bike riding mule or else he is out in the middle of nowhere in an underground bunker having his way with a kidnapped 10 year old Asian girl.
Personally I'm leaning towards the second one as up to this point there is no evidence that Mary could ride a bike convincingly.