Two new fairy-tale dramas: Once Upon a Time and Grimm

This is probably why you burn through wives like most men get through adjustable beard-trimmers.

Females can't operate if they don't know where you are at all times. It turns them inside out, mentally.
I'm not sure what used to happen in the before time but I can only assume that men never used to leave the marital home unless it was to go to the salt-mines or whatever.

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This is probably why you burn through wives like most men get through adjustable beard-trimmers.

Females can't operate if they don't know where you are at all times. It turns them inside out, mentally.
I'm not sure what used to happen in the before time but I can only assume that men never used to leave the marital home unless it was to go to the salt-mines or whatever.

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Those were the days when men used to head out for a pack of cigarettes to never return.

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Originally Posted by manker

This is probably why you burn through wives like most men get through adjustable beard-trimmers.

Females can't operate if they don't know where you are at all times. It turns them inside out, mentally.
I'm not sure what used to happen in the before time but I can only assume that men never used to leave the marital home unless it was to go to the salt-mines or whatever.

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Those were the days when men used to head out for a pack of cigarettes to never return.

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And who can blame them. Imagine being in the company of the same person all of the time except when you were at work.

I think of my mobile umbilically.
It doesn't matter where I am or what I'm doing, she's absolutely fine with the knitting or looking at shoes on the internets so long as I answer every seventh text.

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If you equate watching what is essentially TV during a boring moment at the office with all that trash truck juice that you posted then you are but an idiot.

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I do and strangely I'm not.

Also strangely I honestly believe that smartphones are one of the worst mass market inventions to ever have been dumped on humanity.

Once upon a time people used to talk ,rely on their wits and imaginations and generally "do" things.
Now they "connect","have an app for that" and live their lives mostly vicariously.

I know you will disagree but if you didn't I know the marketing agencies that mostly determine how you think would be very sad.

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Also strangely I honestly believe that smartphones are one of the worst mass market inventions to ever have been dumped on humanity.

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A smartphone keeps me distracted enough to stay away from the playground, think about it.

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Also strangely I honestly believe that smartphones are one of the worst mass market inventions to ever have been dumped on humanity.

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A smartphone keeps me distracted enough to stay away from the playground, think about it.

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I prefer not to.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I prefer not to.

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Well do it anyway because I was ready to launch into a lecture.

I already know everything about ketones that I will ever likely need to.

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I already know everything about ketones that I will ever likely need to.

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Wrong lecture hall. But since you're here, did you know that fructose is a ketone?

Yes to both questions.