How do I use IRC for FileSharing for free?

Does anyone know how to code an IRC script that enables the search function which then allows me to click on something I want to download, and it takes me to the channel for automatic downloading? If I want that script bad enough, and I'm nice about it, and then just maybe someone will code it for free depends on how nice the person is? Or the other option would be to pay someone? It could certainly be done, but someone would need the time to code it. Or have me learn all the commands without the need of such a script. I have managed my way to a IRC script forums I believe it is. They talk about other things then clients/servers.