Oi manker, where is that picture of your peen/lava-mount/bawbags?

Have you lost that pic when I posted my cawk with the time and date on it (as requested by Skweeks).
It's still up in a thread called; 'Oi manker, mulder get in here' or something else.

I can tell you're lying from here :snooty:

Oleg seems FAR more likely to publicly post his peen. Have you thought about asking him?

I don't think it would be very attractive. I get the impression Mouldy's might be small but perfectly formed, whereas Oleg's will be some sort of dog peen/corkscrew monstrosity.

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I can tell you're lying from here :snooty:

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Wasn't lying :snooty:

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/2...er+get+in+here

Possibly the best thread evar posted that week.
Things to look out for in that thread besides my cawk/time/date pic:
Barbie besmirching me.
Mulder's cawk shape in his boxers.
Two of my most withering put-downs.
A joke about Mulder not being very tall.

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I don't think it would be very attractive. I get the impression Mouldy's might be small but perfectly formed, whereas Oleg's will be some sort of dog peen/corkscrew monstrosity.

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I'm still not mulder :dabs:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I don't think it would be very attractive. I get the impression Mouldy's might be small but perfectly formed, whereas Oleg's will be some sort of dog peen/corkscrew monstrosity.

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I'm still not mulder :dabs:

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I keep forgetting, soz :lol:

I just found the pic, and the size joke :happy: Why have you no crab ladder and a belly piercing? Is that some sort of metrosexual thing?

Yes.

Altho' I've got a crab ladder now.
Might have gone through torso puberty in my late twenties cos I'm much hairier now :ermm:

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Originally Posted by manker

Yes.

Altho' I've got a crab ladder now.
Might have gone through torso puberty in my late twenties cos I'm much hairier now :ermm:

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Snap :smilie4:

I've got a belly piercing. Skweeky is a very mean lady :cry:

Why is she mean?

And also; plz post pics of your hairy torso.