Mary is on a month of medication

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by manker

You're obviously not drinking enough, gheymar.

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How much is enough? When he gets in his car and starts trawling the streets looking for his ex flames? :pinch:

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Didn't she do that after three Apple-tinis (easy on the tini).

Perhaps Mary needs a time-lock device which will seal the apartment til morning. All that's needed then is one bottle of vodka and internets.
It's so easy a child could do it - and they frequently do in Scotland.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

How much is enough? When he gets in his car and starts trawling the streets looking for his ex flames? :pinch:

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Didn't she do that after three Apple-tinis (easy on the tini).

Perhaps Mary needs a time-lock device which will seal the apartment til morning. All that's needed then is one bottle of vodka and internets.
It's so easy a child could do it - and they frequently do in Scotland.

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I think she should just lose weight, leave her wife and stop smoking. I don't understand why she would want to dose herself up to the eyeballs for any length of time with a cocktail of drugs, so she doesn't have to grow a pair and sort her life out.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by manker

Didn't she do that after three Apple-tinis (easy on the tini).

Perhaps Mary needs a time-lock device which will seal the apartment til morning. All that's needed then is one bottle of vodka and internets.
It's so easy a child could do it - and they frequently do in Scotland.

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I think she should just lose weight, leave her wife and stop smoking. I don't understand why she would want to dose herself up to the eyeballs for any length of time with a cocktail of drugs, so she doesn't have to grow a pair and sort her life out.

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I don't know about the losing weight part. Every forum needs a comedy laugh at and not with chubster. It just wouldn't be fair on us.

I think the life sorting out thing is going to happen now. As I understand it, this school-year was preventing Mary from sorting stuff so now it's over the only thing holding back our troubled chum is that her family appear to be Mary's only friends (apart from us :wub:).

I don't think there was another reason unless I zoned out while reading one of her posts.
Which is completely plausible.

I figured 2-3 Ambien tablets would loosen his tongue enough for his wife to settle down quit whorein' and purchase a handgun. :idunno:

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Originally Posted by manker

I don't know about the losing weight part. Every forum needs a comedy laugh at and not with chubster. It just wouldn't be fair on us.

I think the life sorting out thing is going to happen now. As I understand it, this school-year was preventing Mary from sorting stuff so now it's over the only thing holding back our troubled chum is that her family appear to be Mary's only friends (apart from us :wub:).

I don't think there was another reason unless I zoned out while reading one of her posts.
Which is completely plausible.

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And the fact she hasn't got anyone else lined up yet, which apparently is of vital importance for a man with zero sex drive :pinch:
I swear, any more nonsense and I'm going to fly over to America and evict that crazy bitch from his life by momentum I will create from punching her repeatedly in the ovaries.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

which apparently is of vital importance for a man with zero sex drive

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And I thought you were rough on Oleg's peen. :O

He said it!

h4r5h :no:

I am getting a vibe that squeamy over here doesn't particularly want to be facebook buddies with Ivana.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I am getting a vibe that squeamy over here doesn't particularly want to be facebook buddies with Ivana.

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Well, no. Squeams is a heterosexual female.
All us guise over here do, though :)