Ghey Club Foot Club

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

Those are the most uneven feet I have ever seen.
I was taking my nailpolish off my toes earlier and realised the nail on my big toe on my left foot has gone all black - sports related injury obviousement.

Question: if I DO have a sports-ravaged toes, does that make me gay? :unsure:

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I bet you don't have broken feet! Men have bunions and their toes all point in different directions at different levels of the same toe. Real men anyway (sorry Manky). The odd toenail falling off is to be expected, or you're not exercising hard enough :happy:

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Originally Posted by manker

I should have been more explicit. You're right, neither of them seem to have trouble attracting a provider in the first instance with their short skirts and carnal banter.

I meant get as in get. As a man, you just know. When you're got, you're got.
Just ask your wife when she gets in from work.

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Ahem! I'm married! Officially anyway :snooty:

What!
My toes point off in different directions. Look at the little one, ffs.

I can't help it that my velvety smooth skin extends all the way down to my extremities and gives them a golden sheen.

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Originally Posted by Artemis

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This thread needs moar farmer's feet.
If you haven't got muck under your toenails, at least three broken toes and a bunion or two, then I'm directing that :ghey: right back at you.

^ yes

http://i.imgur.com/699Ea.jpg

There we are, freshly out of the gumboot (wellie to you) munted as, as per request. :blink:

I've got blackened nails, and some missing chunks. Not from farming or sports, mind you, but from tripping over hidden toys in the dark. :pinch:

We all have our different war wounds. Well, except for manker who's got prettier piggies than most workin' stiffs have fingers. :ghey:

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Originally Posted by Artemis

http://i.imgur.com/699Ea.jpg

There we are, freshly out of the gumboot (wellie to you) munted as, as per request. :blink:

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Yeah okay so you kept a disembodied and embattled Orc arm from when they filmed LotR near to you but how about posting a pic of your feet.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

We all have our different war wounds. Well, except for manker who's got prettier piggies than most workin' stiffs have fingers. :ghey:

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Ohhh, it's a hate thread 'cos my foot looks like a foot.
Well, you guise keep spewing your bile. Me and my meterosexual foot are just chillin :smoke: