A life worth living
If an obese person had a film made would it be called 'Life in the fast lane'?
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A life worth living
If an obese person had a film made would it be called 'Life in the fast lane'?
Only if he felt uncomfortable about his weight. (..and was a humorous sort.) :)
Why do we always forget are keys when leaving?
because you cant unlock your memory without them
do police dogs get paid overtime?
no, I heard they just get their standard biscuit at the end of a longer day. :(
When don't police dogs bark?
when they are typing reports
where does water run uphill?
Any photo of it you turn upside down.
Where is it coolest?
My mother's heart.
Where is the grass greenest?
on the top
Why do we lock the garden shed when we want rid of half the stuff that it contains?
to hide the clutter
Why do psychics never win the lottery?
the selection machines are not stupid?
where do birds shelter when it rains?