You think you're all smart computer people? I've got news for you geeks

I don't have a mobile phone so I already knew that I wasn't everyone.:snooty:

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I once read that Bing is better for searching porn, but I don't know if that claim is valid. If it is, that's pretty significant because the Internet is essentially a place for porn.

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The internet: Eerily similar to VHS tape.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I don't have a mobile phone so I already knew that I wasn't everyone.:snooty:

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Since this thread is now serious, I'm going to ask a serious question.

Do you not have a mobile phone?

It's mobile in the sense that I can unplug it from the wall and carry it around the living room if I want.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

It's mobile in the sense that I can unplug it from the wall and carry it around the living room if I want.

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Followup serious question: Is your toilet experience always brief or ideal?

Let's face it, it's pretty much the only reason we can rely on to justify keeping these things.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

It's mobile in the sense that I can unplug it from the wall and carry it around the living room if I want.

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Followup serious question: Is your toilet experience always brief or ideal?

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It varies depending on diet and current state of health.

Lately I've unwisely been eating a lot of parboiled white rice which unlike brown rice lacks in necessary fiber so my stool tends to be rather hard.:shit:

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Let's face it, it's pretty much the only reason we can rely on to justify keeping these things.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOOs8MaR1YM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izQB2-Kmiic

Convenience always come at a price.

To be fair, I have this rule to never take anything said by someone sporting a goatee seriously though.

I'll give up my phone as soon as I can get myself one of these.

http://i.imgur.com/76cCups.jpg

The experience was exponentially better for me.