I am still an involuntary celibate

I told you a lot of things but strangely this seems to be the only one that stuck with you.

I guess that since I'm white and don't own a bike, none of the other information was relevant :idunno:

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Originally Posted by anon

I guess that since I'm white and don't own a bike, none of the other information was relevant :idunno:

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Was the Tranny on a bike?

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Originally Posted by anon

I guess that since I'm white and don't own a bike......

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I find both of those statements difficult to believe, Miss. Thankfully I have an easy test for this. If you sing along then I know you are lying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRGc...0339EBC3A46F8B

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Originally Posted by OlegL

Well, I still haven't had sex. I still have one hope though: maybe my former brother-in-law will get me a prostitute.

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Wouldn't it be simpler and quicker if you had sex with your former brother-in-law?

Every time I pop in, you are banging on about not losing your vaginity, or is it virginity? I never know with you, Oleg.

Seems like you are just as sad today as you were all those years ago when I first had the misfortune to trip over one of your posts.

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Originally Posted by TheFoX

Every time I pop in, you are banging on about not losing your vaginity, or is it virginity? I never know with you, Oleg.

Seems like you are just as sad today as you were all those years ago when I first had the misfortune to trip over one of your posts.

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Thankfully, this "misfortune" can be easily overcome by ignoring it :wank:

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Originally Posted by JPaul

Well this has taken something of a weird turn.

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I too thought so :unsure:

Honestly, I am disappointed in the whole lot of you. When the problem was fresh, it was fun to pick on him, but after this much time, we've entered a crisis state. In this crisis state, you still pretend to offer advice or help. How insincere.

Oleg, dear Oleg, I will be a true friend. I will dress up like a pretty lady and let you have sex with me.

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Originally Posted by Idoleyes

If you're not against incest and nothing over all the time that I've known you makes me believe you might be, I hear that you're Mum will sleep with literally anyone.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

I am against incest, of course...
Look how beautiful she is: http://www.sex.com/pin/53612268-inocent-blonde . Unfortunately, I can't have her.

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Your mum's pretty hawt. You should be proud. :happy:

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Originally Posted by Funkin'

Wow,, Oleg. I remember about reading about this same problem like 7 years ago. I thought for sure you would have just "accidentally" walked in on your sister while she was showering or masturbating and gotten it over with by now.

Start saving them dollars. There's a stigma about paying for sex,, but trust me, running up in a pay-for-sex woman all bareback is a complete rush... Like playing Russian roulette I would guess.

About $40 is all it'll will take. You wouldn't believe the amount of self-esteem some females do not have.

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If I decide to pay for sex, does it mean I view other people as sexual objects? Is sexual objectification morally wrong? I wonder how I should view other people...