We got a banana and a wooden dildo :huh:
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We got a banana and a wooden dildo :huh:
I never got a cucumber. :( :angry:Quote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@14 March 2004 - 20:27
:lol: There you go, these young people need to be taught, they don't teach you technique at school, they just give you a condom and a cucumber :lol:
Jonno B)
Maybe i was just to high to notice. :wacko: :pimp:
:blink: Why?Quote:
Originally posted by Skweeky@14 March 2004 - 20:30
We got a banana and a wooden dildo :huh:
We got that to "Practice" using condoms, I wanted to put one on but the teacher would'nt let me :lol: :lol:
Jonno B)
My uni pals must not have been too experienced either then, they ended up putting their condoms in the hood of my top :rolleyes:
:blink: Why?Quote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+14 March 2004 - 20:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 14 March 2004 - 20:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@14 March 2004 - 20:30
We got a banana and a wooden dildo :huh:
We got that to "Practice" using condoms, I wanted to put one on but the teacher would'nt let me :lol: :lol:
Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
I'm not suprised he didn't let you, student teacher relations are outlawed. :rolleyes:
:blink: Why?Quote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+14 March 2004 - 20:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 14 March 2004 - 20:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@14 March 2004 - 20:30
We got a banana and a wooden dildo :huh:
We got that to "Practice" using condoms, I wanted to put one on but the teacher would'nt let me :lol: :lol:
Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
Well. to teach us how to put on a condom. Mind you, they were about 3 years too late :rolleyes:
It was completely ridiculous, they didn't want to do it at school because it was a very strict catholic school, so they sent us to something called 'contemplation camp'
2 days in some sort of abbey with a weird hippy woman teaching us about sex, masturbation and self hypnosis. We were 17-18 at the time.
That self hypnosis thing was good though, I still use that every now and then
My sex teacher was a woman :DQuote:
Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1@14 March 2004 - 20:35
I'm not suprised he didn't let you, student teacher relations are outlawed. :rolleyes:
@Swkeeks........Why did you have a banana AND a wooden dildo?........Prepare you for any size man? :lol: :lol:
Jonno B)
No see, there was just 1 banana and 1 dildo for the whole group and two condoms. Only two people got to try it out :lol:
The others had to risk unwanted pregnancy I guess :lol: :lol:
why waste condoms, just use a crisp packet. except salt and vinegar burn the napper.Quote:
Originally posted by Skweeky@14 March 2004 - 20:48
No see, there was just 1 banana and 1 dildo for the whole group and two condoms. Only two people got to try it out :lol:
The others had to risk unwanted pregnancy I guess :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: And they wonder why we experiment :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Skweeky@14 March 2004 - 20:48
No see, there was just 1 banana and 1 dildo for the whole group and two condoms. Only two people got to try it out :lol:
The others had to risk unwanted pregnancy I guess :lol: :lol:
Jonno B)