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@Yogi...........I am not, I hav'nt had a wan.........Oh I get it :rolleyes:
@Gurahl.........Very very good point :ph34r:
@Brenda......You can spell my name without shouting if you like :)
And I'm not suprised, I would have asked the same thing, however I would never let a girl have a good glass, you girls are always breaking stuff :rolleyes: :lol:
Jonno B)
i've almost died once too !!!
i almost snapped my back when someone fell ontop of me :01:
i couldnt walk properly for 3 weeks !! :01:
God must not have wanted you yet...Quote:
Originally posted by brenda@3 August 2004 - 18:38
I fell off the sofa and landed on my back on a pint glass which smashed beneath me, and dragged my mate off who fell on top of me, I have no idea how I avoided being impailed, in fact I have no idea how I managed to come away from it without a scratch seen as the glass looked like this when I stood up.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...tarr/glass.bmp
Which is a good sign, you're still with us. :D
When I was about Gemby's age, we had this storage shed out back. I thought I would nail this board across the bottom of the doorway to keep the skunks out. Couldn't drive it all the way in, so I just left it. It rained a few days later, and I went out to get something out of the shed, slipped on the mud, and landed on that nail, which just missed my jugular vein by about an inch. :(
Hurt like hell for a long time.
lets all share our near death experiences :01:
i got loads but they are quite boring :rolleyes:
The highyway james dean died on is aloso called blood ally.i was on that highyway with a mad man!i thought i was going to die.
oo i got a good near death experience ..
a fat guy sat next to me on the bus once .... :blink:
scary stuff :fear:
Did he fart or belch profusly?Quote:
Originally posted by gemby!@4 August 2004 - 04:45
oo i got a good near death experience ..
a fat guy sat next to me on the bus once .... :blink:
scary stuff :fear:
I have never had a near death experience. I wont either. I shall live forever.
Brenda - that is one hell of a pathetic embarresing unheroic way to die
This means that you where meant to die a more Spectacular death
(i think the average time between each (near) death experience is 7 years - so enjoy)
With Regards,
DEATH
:ghostface:
ooooo excellent...... always wanted to out with a bang, I think decapitation would be top of my list.Quote:
Originally posted by Zedaxax@4 August 2004 - 13:14
Brenda - that is one hell of a pathetic embarresing unheroic way to die
This means that you where meant to die a more Spectacular death
(i think the average time between each (near) death experience is 7 years - so enjoy)
With Regards,
DEATH
:ghostface:
Actually I got divorced 7 years a go :blink:
@ Jonno - thx ........... I was just copying the way its written :unsure: