there's an anecdote about clockmaking that made me chuckle when i heard it, the truthness of it may not be entirely so but it was funny when i heard it.
A Uni friend told of his holiday when he stayed at a friends house that has a pool. He had always had the hots for his friends sister and she decided to go topless while sunbathing and as he lay on the sunlounger watching her put the suncream on her breasts he became a clockmaker....he made a human sundial :lol:
sorry to go off topic but reading the above brought back an old memory of some funny people.