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He ended up with one black eye and a chipped tooth, but managed to run away and hide from the angry crowd.
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He ended up with one black eye and a chipped tooth, but managed to run away and hide from the angry crowd.
They soon found him because of all the goldy looking chains he was wearing were glitering in the moonlight and they gave him another good shoeing......
and then strung him up from a lampost by his underwear
then his thong snapped
causing him to plummet to the ground and impale himself on
manker, who was waiting for small change to fall out of danb's pockets.
in the meantime callum, who had been loitering in the bushes,
Started salivating due to the hawt man flesh and bling extravagaza.
"You've bent me fucking Oakleys!!11" Bawled a distraught DanB.
At that point, Jonno turned up in his wetwear, and
Asked for grammatical assistance regarding filling in application forms to be Father Christmas at Lidl :shifty: