Grannies phrases

I guess so, but I wouldn't get as many xmas prezzies. :shifty:

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Originally Posted by SnnY

My surviving granny uses a few untranslatable colloquialisms, but her most distinguishable trait is her propensity for spontanteous and poorly timed annectdotes, many are the times she has told me about what someone I don't know did ten years ago.

If possible all the younger members in my family give her a wide give berth at family gatherings because of this.

She's nice and all, but I don't think she has been living much in the present for many years now.

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Enjoy while you can, my fav was. I'm not the Bank of Grannie you know ! :)

My Gran warned me about this....


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...sie77/ouch.jpg


:ermm:

"I'll bleedin' crown you!"

My Gran says some off the wall shit. Instead of saying "bullshit" like normal potty-mouth, she says "Bull hockey player shit in the mornin'"...

Cracks me up everytime...Old ppl are so cuuute!