Guess what i got for valentines day today

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

Nah, couldn't have been you, it's stolen from a shop fitters van.


The thought was there I guess. :unsure:

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Romantic yet practical, a gift that just keeps on giving - and giving the essence of life, no less.

I'd be well happy with that, as it is I had to stay in a bloody hotel with no interweb or football.

:P A night in a hotel sounds much better than your previous choice of present.



Although, I would have just got you bin liners. :shifty:

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

Although, I would have just got you bin liners. :shifty:

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:wub:

Quality :01:

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Originally Posted by manker

Romantic yet practical, a gift that just keeps on giving - and giving the essence of life, no less.

I'd be well happy with that, as it is I had to stay in a bloody hotel with no interweb or football.

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where's the missus staying? :whistling

edit: oops wrong tense :frusty: ....where did she stay? Did she let you out in the morning? :huh:

Condoms give you a posh wank for those of us who like to wank in style, not that i would know :shifty:

I got a bottle of wine.......... of which I only got 1 glass :crying:

AND............... I got no cards/txts/romantic messages :crying: