Think of a film plot !

there should be a massive climatic battle full of little CG men and horses, and then a really long anti-climatic epilogue afterwards

and then someone kisses and everybody stops what they're doing and cheers, like in real life

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Originally Posted by gemby!

i need a plot !! not screen directions !

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OK then:

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Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate

How about a girl meeting a Spanish speaking guy with a a big 'tasche, who she has a one night stand with, only to find her guitar stolen in the morning. So begins her quest to find her guitar.

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Flashback: the guitar contains the plans for a new sort of miniaturized H-bomb, devised by Hitler's clone and stolen by a wacky duo of cops who had nothing in common at first, but ended up the best buddies in the world after getting the plans.
Nof course she suspects the Germans to be behind the theft, after did they not conquer France once more?

lots of unnecessary close-ups and lots of shots from the can's point of view :wiggum:

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

OK then:

Flashback: the guitar contains the plans for a new sort of miniaturized H-bomb, devised by Hitler's clone and stolen by a wacky duo of cops who had nothing in common at first, but ended up the best buddies in the world after getting the plans.
Nof course she suspects the Germans to be behind the theft, after did they not conquer France once more?

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you should try and shoe-horn Green Lantern in there somewhere, you can't go wrong with a comic adaption

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Originally Posted by GepperRankins

since when has a hollywood movie had a plot :dry:

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I'm not gonna be part of hollywood - tis a british film :schnauz:

:rolleyes:

and the geetar- h-bomb nazmi plot isnt credible :happy:

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Originally Posted by gemby!

I'm not gonna be part of hollywood - tis a british film :schnauz:

:rolleyes:

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i bet you would take it to Miramax :dry:

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Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate

you should try and shoe-horn Green Lantern in there somewhere, you can't go wrong with a comic adaption

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Good point, but it seems like the producer doesn't like the project. :(

it should have an uber hawt fbi agent too :01:

maybe you could make it a cool film with a good plot then halfway through throw all these stupid ideas in.
it worked for the transporter http://moderation.invisionzone.com/s...efault/01a.gif