Oi! Dave

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

Give ower clartin' aboot, I'm reet bored ay it, ye daft hinny.


I haven't heard one of these shows.
If I promise to get smashed, will you air one? :cry:

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It sounds like your well on your way already. :lol:

Gimme 20 mins, I will be bouncing off the walls and trying to lick my elbows. :P :ermm:

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

Gimme 20 mins, I will be bouncing off the walls and trying to lick my elbows. :P :ermm:

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This is possible if you have a long tongue. :P

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

Wor laad wis meant tae be yammorin', bit he's hand in. :snooty:

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I only speak townspeak...countryspeak is a mystery to moi you cowtippingslobberyelbowed drunkard :huh:

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Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles

This is possible if you have a long tongue. :P

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:unsure: Or stumpy arms.


Shurrup zero, you know's I speak posh. :snooty:
Mind I don't come up there and push your hairy coo's over instead.

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

:unsure: Or stumpy arms.


Shurrup zero, you know's I speak posh. :snooty:
Mind I don't come up there and push your hairy coo's over instead.

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:lol: well you were one vowel out 'i' give you that ;)

can you wait till next week please i have a date coming up and i hate it when she is all bruised :(

I was? :blink: That's weak coming from a puter slayer.

Radio? :fist:

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

Give ower clartin' aboot, I'm reet bored ay it, ye daft hinny.


I haven't heard one of these shows.
If I promise to get smashed, will you air one? :cry:

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:blink:

Is this FST or Last of the Summer Wine I have accidently wandered into?

Aa hev a mind ta larn ya, but yor mekkin' gyem. :snooty:
Aa'm ower for'd, n' oaf tae sniff a line a twa. :naughty:

Tyek it oot-bye, teh Dave, lazy willnae dae it till weel oiled. :dry:

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

Aa hev a mind ta larn ya, but yor mekkin' gyem. :snooty:
Aa'm ower for'd, n' oaf tae sniff a line a twa. :naughty:

Tyek it oot-bye, teh Dave, lazy willnae dae it till weel oiled. :dry:

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That's enough Orcish Punk talk from you young lady. Go and do something improving like tidying your room. :dry: