Teh Damn Meds

Walk around pretending to be aloof with your nose in the air. That way boys will think you are teh sexay and your double chin won't show.

Men love teh posh totty.

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Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl

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Originally Posted by manker

In school a lad in my year had to take steroids because of something or other and grew a moustache complete with a stupid looking beard. We were all jealous. Being a girl must suck sometimes but there are the obvious advantages.

Hope you get better soon, SGG :)

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No matter what the advantages of being a woman "MotherNature" always finds a way to ruin it.

Male masturbation decreases the chance of cancer....female masturbation increases it. That's just not funny. :dry:

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Huh, I've never heard that before. How come a bit of a jill can cause cancer?

Sounds like old-folk speak, to me :dry:

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see ! manker has teh creative thing going on ! :schnauz:

pics?

When a girl is young (in teens, I mean) if something is to rub against the Cervix (opening to the uterus) It rubs away the skin cells, which can cause cancer of the Cervix. They taught us that in Sex Ed.

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Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl

When a girl is young (in teens, I mean) if something is to rub against the Cervix (opening to the uterus) It rubs away the skin cells, which can cause cancer of the Cervix. They taught us that in Sex Ed.

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they did not teach me that :lol:

well i guess you could just add it to the list of negative aspects of being a woman :(

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Originally Posted by manker

Walk around pretending to be aloof with your nose in the air. That way boys will think you are teh sexay and your double chin won't show.

Men love teh posh totty.

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ROFL!!! OMG!!!! You have no idea how much the boys in my school hate my guts. :lol::lol::lol:

None of them would ever think I'm sexy! They're all neds anyways, I wouldn't want them to. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by muchspl3

pics?

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There are children on this board, I wouldn't want to scare them.

pm?

I don't think so. I feel too ugly. :(