No thanks, I've already slept.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
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No thanks, I've already slept.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'll remember that tonight.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
You're not getting any then, either :kiss:
Getting any is a distant memory, keeping me warm on the long lonely winters nights.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Oh sorry, sleep, gotcha.
Rain has held up play.
It might be a blessing in disguise as now I can go to the pub and watch the finest exponents of t'puntsphere the world has ever seen (and Everton) without being troubled by the thought of missing a bit of t'bat 'n' ball.
Leisure drinking is the order of this day.
Tis bollocks, i got up early to watch it too and its baking hot outside down here
Is it a Liv'pool derby today then :naughty:
:ohmy:
Later, lads.
rain is going to save aust
Enjoy your day best of luck with puntshere and t'bats.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I think I'm in love with Andrew Flintoff.
He's vicious. :wub:
1 problem england need to do learn HOW to bowl against tailenders
they can work out the aust batsman weakness there letting warne grab runs all the time throughout the series in fact i smell warnes first test century here
They did okay this morning.Quote:
Originally Posted by Adster
I don't think Australia can win this match now. I hope Flintoff smashes them about a bit to ensure we get a few overs in the twilight to bowl at your openers.
Why did England declare? Maybe i don't get Cricket :huh:
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Originally Posted by Peerzy
If they'd carried on batting for longer then they would have had less time in which to bowl the Aussies out. A wicket or three tonight would have been good but we've three whole sessions to do it tomorrow :01:
England batted just long enough to set them a target which they don't think Australia will get.
That's the gamble, enough to ensure the draw, but leaving enough time to win.
Do t'Aussies go for a win or try to sit it out.
Now we'll see their spunk in action.
There are tickets changing hands in Manchester for upwards of £100 to see a bit of Aussie spunk.
Tho' maybe most of them are paying just to see the England team show their balls.
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Originally Posted by manker
So what happens if we don't get them all out by the end of tomorrow? A draw?
Yup.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peerzy
Five days of playing and the test ends up without a winner.
No wonder Americans hate it.
OFFS, were you just rodded by pier see.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I hate it when my idles have feat of clay.
He even posted an extraneous curly wurly.
:ohmy:
You think this is a rod too, maybe he rodded me hard and twice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peerzy
I think that t'Engerland balls will beat t'Aussie spunk.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
If t'Aussies have the bottle to put their spunk up against t'Engerland players balls.
Let's hope they do, as it would make for tremendous television.
I share your anticipation and hope for a ballsy England victory.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
However, we must be aware that Aussie spunk is most prevalent when they've been firmly grasped and placed in a tight hole.
England must find some way of stemming the flow of Aussie spunk, some form of cricketus interruptus seems likely.
I beg to differ, I think that t'Aussie spunk is most prevelant when they are coming from behind.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
So the Englanders best watch out, it's all very well having t'balls and tossing them. However if you don't watch your back then you will end up in the sticky mess that you deserve.
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Originally Posted by manker
Hardcore roddage :01: Not really, i know fuck all about Cricket.
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Originally Posted by Peerzy
One wicket down, nine to go :01:
Langer out for 14 - Australia are currently 47-1.
Fuck's sake :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Missed teh white font.
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Don't think I've had enough coffee and tea this morning.
hayden will save this test match to keep his spot in the team
He's setting new records for both playing and missing and edging thro' teh slips :schnauz:Quote:
Originally Posted by Adster
Hayden is out!!!!
Flintoff got him :D
and hayden may not be in the next test match what a ball by Freddie
This is going to be a close finish!!!
He hasn't scored a century for 15 test matches - I'm surprised he wasn't dropped before now, tbh. The Aussie selectors are known for their ruthlessness.
Also, Gillespie HAS to be dropped. He is useless on this tour.
Vaughan is bringing Simon Jones on now. Flintoff is making the ball swing all over the place - he's bound to do the same.
Prediction:
Jones the Ball to tempt Pont the Prod into a tentative forward defensive on a ball that swings the other way. Out to an edge to Jones the Glove.
i still think aust will hold on for a draw Martyn a very hard batsman to get out
You don't think they've got a chance of winning? I think they've got a chance of winning; if they can get 150 between lunch and tea, and haven't lost too many wickets, they could go for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Adster
He who dares... :01:
The Aussies can't win it.
Tho' I hope they think they can, they'll be playing some silly shots. England are bowling perfectly to encourage this.
Martyn can be a difficult bloke to get out but not in this series.
Btw, why don't they pick Hussey, he looks a fantastic criketer. Bowls a bit too.
129-3
They keep shouting at teh ref tho :huh:
Martyn's gone :w00t:
Lbw for 19 to Harmison. I think there was an inside endge and he shouldn't have gone but earlier in his innings, he edged one to Jones the glove and was given not out (England didn't even appeal).
Swings and roundabouts.
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