Non-stick pans conundrum researched

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10-20-2005, 01:28 PM
manker

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

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Originally Posted by manker

What about static caravans, Bo.

How do they get them to the caravan site in the first place :dry:

One scientific quest at a time boy, although they could possibly be built on the site thus removing any need for transporting and enabling to truely be static.

Although the last "static" caravan I was in wasn't particularly static due to fat relatives walking about:rolleyes:

I always knew you were a gypsy :P

I do the payroll of a static caravan factory which is near my office - I've seen the finished products moving out of there on the back of big lorries.

Static - bollocks are they.
10-20-2005, 01:31 PM
Blythorama

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

One scientific quest at a time boy, although they could possibly be built on the site thus removing any need for transporting and enabling to truely be static.

Although the last "static" caravan I was in wasn't particularly static due to fat relatives walking about:rolleyes:

I always knew you were a gypsy :P

I do the payroll of a static caravan factory which is near my office - I've seen the finished products moving out of there on the back of big lorries.

Static - bollocks are they.

Bet if you rubbed them, your hair would stand on end.....

I didn't think bollocks were static either? What a notion. :blink:

Both need to be tested in the scientific name of this thread.
10-20-2005, 01:34 PM
Proper Bo

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

The caravans themselves aren't moving, tis the truck they're loaded onto. Maybe they have some time bending effect and the whole universe moves around the caravan, allowing it to remain forever static.
10-20-2005, 01:38 PM
Barbarossa

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

The caravans themselves aren't moving, tis the truck they're loaded onto. Maybe they have some time bending effect and the whole universe moves around the caravan, allowing it to remain forever static.

But if the static caravan on the lorry isn't moving, then all the other static caravans in the world must be moving... go figure... :frusty:

Hence... not static. :01:
10-20-2005, 01:39 PM
Proper Bo

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

No, maybe they bend light giving the impression of movement but secretly never move?
10-20-2005, 01:39 PM
Barbarossa

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

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Originally Posted by Blythorama

I didn't think bollocks were static either? What a notion. :blink:

Are you offering to rub my bollocks to see if the hairs stand on end? :unsure:
10-20-2005, 01:40 PM
Barbarossa

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

No, maybe they bend light giving the impression of movement but secretly never move?

How can it be a secret if you claim to know all about it? :unsure:
10-20-2005, 01:41 PM
Proper Bo

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

I'm a caravan
10-20-2005, 01:42 PM
Proper Bo

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

I had to tell, they locked me in a cage with my coat on! (It doesn't sound as bad as it was)
10-20-2005, 01:42 PM
Barbarossa

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

I'm a caravan

Now you're just being stupid. :snooty:
10-20-2005, 01:43 PM
Blythorama

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

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Originally Posted by Blythorama

I didn't think bollocks were static either? What a notion. :blink:

Are you offering to rub my bollocks to see if the hairs stand on end? :unsure:

Barbie, I know they do. You can tell by the way you walk. :naughty:
10-20-2005, 01:48 PM
manker

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

The caravans themselves aren't moving, tis the truck they're loaded onto.

The caravans have got wheels!!!111111

Maybe the fitted kitchen also has a chocolate teapot, eh.
10-20-2005, 01:50 PM
manker

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

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Originally Posted by Blythorama

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Are you offering to rub my bollocks to see if the hairs stand on end? :unsure:

Barbie, I know they do. You can tell by the way you walk. :naughty:

If Action-Man doesn't have a cawk - I can hardly see Barbie having testicles :snooty:
10-20-2005, 01:50 PM
Proper Bo

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

Well if it did, it'd be about as much use as you. Hmph.
10-20-2005, 01:52 PM
Barbarossa

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Blythorama

Barbie, I know they do. You can tell by the way you walk. :naughty:

If Action-Man doesn't have a cawk - I can hardly see Barbie having testicles :snooty:

How funny! You call yourself "Action Man" ... Bless.... :lol:
10-20-2005, 01:53 PM
Proper Bo

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

Ba-Zing!
10-20-2005, 01:59 PM
manker

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

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Originally Posted by manker

If Action-Man doesn't have a cawk - I can hardly see Barbie having testicles :snooty:

How funny! You call yourself "Action Man" ... Bless.... :lol:

Only Alan T. Shearer talks about himself in the third person :dry:

However, coincidently, Action Man is a nickname I acquired in 'Nam, I don't like to talk of my time fighting those commie bastards but I was quality.
10-20-2005, 02:00 PM
Proper Bo

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

No, Proper Bo does sometimes too
10-20-2005, 02:04 PM
Blythorama

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

Blyth knows that static caravans move. She has seen them out of the corner of her eye....

Blyth knows that bollocks are static. She's sure she got an electric shock from one once.

Blyth knows all.
10-20-2005, 02:04 PM
manker

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

No, Proper Bo does sometimes too

If you find me an example of him doing so, manker will send you a Toffee Crisp.
10-20-2005, 02:09 PM
Proper Bo

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

No, Proper Bo does sometimes too

When does Proper Bo get his Toffee Crisp?
10-20-2005, 02:12 PM
manker

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

No, Proper Bo does sometimes too

When does Proper Bo get his Toffee Crisp?

As soon as he sends manker his address.

:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :naughty:
10-20-2005, 02:14 PM
Proper Bo

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

I'll arrange for it to be delivered to a public place
10-20-2005, 02:16 PM
manker

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

I'll 'deliver it' anywhere you want :naughty:
10-20-2005, 02:17 PM
Blythorama

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

Does Manker want to swap his toffee crisp for chocolate pennies?
10-20-2005, 02:18 PM
Proper Bo

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

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Originally Posted by Blythorama

Does Manker want to swap his toffee crisp for chocolate pennies?

Hey, it's MY toffee crisp, although I'm open to offers for trading.
10-20-2005, 02:20 PM
Blythorama

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

Its not yours YET? I can intercept delivery....
10-20-2005, 02:22 PM
Proper Bo

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

I'll be forced to go down there and challenge you to fisticuffs!
10-20-2005, 02:24 PM
manker

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

I'll be forced to go down there and challenge you to fisticuffs!

If Blythorama lives in Blyth, as seems likely, you'd have to go up there.

There is definitely nothing further north than Blyth ... surely :unsure:
10-20-2005, 02:26 PM
Proper Bo

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

maybe blythorama is just a name, nobody would ADMIT to living in blyth, hence me being excused for assuming so.

but if he/she does, can I get some heroin please?
10-20-2005, 02:29 PM
Barbarossa

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

Anyway, enough of that.

Now we've dealt with non-stick pans and static caravans, I'd like to talk about occasional tables.

That's all very well, but what the hell are they on the occasions when they are not tables? :huh:
10-20-2005, 02:31 PM
Blythorama

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

Blyth doesn't live in Blyth. Blyths hair is more northerly than Blyth is.

I don't fancy intercepting delivery of Mankers toffee crisp so I'll trade Bo some sugar mice, candy necklaces or some of those weird flying sherbert saucers for it.
10-20-2005, 02:31 PM
Proper Bo

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

Also, if he/she's from blyth, how could he/she intercept the post? blyth's a couple miles past here

edit: well where does blyth live?
10-20-2005, 02:32 PM
manker

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

maybe blythorama is just a name, nobody would ADMIT to living in blyth, hence me being excused for assuming so.

but if he/she does, can I get some heroin please?

:lol: :lol:
10-20-2005, 02:32 PM
Barbarossa

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

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Originally Posted by Blythorama

Blyth doesn't live in Blyth. Blyths hair is more northerly than Blyth is.

:huh:

Does Blyth have one leg longer than the other? :cry:
10-20-2005, 02:33 PM
manker

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

Also, if he/she's from blyth, how could he/she intercept the post? blyth's a couple miles past here

edit: well where does blyth live?

He/she - it's a she, actually - isn't a static caravan. Dick 'ed.
10-20-2005, 02:39 PM
Blythorama

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

Blyth is Blyths name. Feel sorry for Blyth. Her parents hated her. She lives in a mobile static caravan.

Occaisionally she has a table.
10-20-2005, 02:42 PM
Proper Bo

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

see? proper bo was right, nobody would admit to being from blyth

edit: more to the point, they dont have the internet there yet
10-20-2005, 03:34 PM
Blythorama

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

Not only is non-stick non-non-stick, its deadly too.

http://www.ewg.org/reports/pfcworld/part8.php
10-20-2005, 03:37 PM
Barbarossa

Re: Non-stick pans conundrum researched

Pah! The only birds that ever get near my teflon pans have already been plucked and stuffed. :snooty:

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