Good Ole American Legal System...

I bet that it’s a hard job being Busyman.

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Originally Posted by BigBank_Hank

I bet that it’s a hard job being Busyman.

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Bullshit, STFU, thumbarse.

Nah, not really.

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Originally Posted by Busyman

I swear the next time I have to go up on the stand (or questioning a another) I'm "coaching the lawyer" beforehand.

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This is my favourite line. The telephone factory worker telling qualified legal representation precisely how to do the jawb.

It's another fantastical story from a seemingly never ending repertoire.

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by BigBank_Hank

I bet that it’s a hard job being Busyman.

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Bullshit, STFU, thumbarse.

Nah, not really.

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:lol: :lol: :D

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Originally Posted by vidcc

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Originally Posted by Busyman

It's gotten me outta more jams then you'd ever know...being me.

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Don't you think being you also got you into those jams. :unsure:

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What jams?

The ongoing one with one person in which I was looking out for my mother?

Is that one of them?

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Originally Posted by Busyman

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Originally Posted by vidcc

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Originally Posted by Busyman

It's gotten me outta more jams then you'd ever know...being me.

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Don't you think being you also got you into those jams. :unsure:

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What jams?

The ongoing one with one person in which I was looking out for my mother?

Is that one of them?

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The jams to which you referred when you said you'd got out of more jams that VB1234 could ever know.

You know, the ones you said about and then quoted.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Busyman

I swear the next time I have to go up on the stand (or questioning a another) I'm "coaching the lawyer" beforehand.

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This is my favourite line. The telephone factory worker telling qualified legal representation precisely how to do the jawb.

It's another fantastical story from a seemingly never ending repertoire.

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Oh so you don't believe the lawyers fuck up? I don't know about all the intricacies of law (sans the fact that I've gotten myself outta some court jams) but I know wtf a lawyer should ask to even have a possibility of a desired outcome and this lawyer didn't.

Even the cops were dumbfounded. :dabs:

Qualified don't mean good at it, thumbass.

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Originally Posted by Busyman

I've gotten myself outta some court jams

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And those ones.

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by BigBank_Hank

I bet that it’s a hard job being Busyman.

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Bullshit, STFU, thumbarse.

Nah, not really.

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Thumbarse?

It's Hank not mank.

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by Busyman

I've gotten myself outta some court jams

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And those ones.

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Just traffic infractions.:dry: No lawyer.

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Originally Posted by Busyman

but I know wtf a lawyer should ask to even have a possibility of a desired outcome and this lawyer didn't.

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Maybe your lawyer didn't like you either. :dabs:

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

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Originally Posted by Busyman

but I know wtf a lawyer should ask to even have a possibility of a desired outcome and this lawyer didn't.

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Maybe your lawyer didn't like you either. :dabs:

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I wasn't on trial.:dry:

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Originally Posted by Busyman

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Originally Posted by manker

This is my favourite line. The telephone factory worker telling qualified legal representation precisely how to do the jawb.

It's another fantastical story from a seemingly never ending repertoire.

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Oh so you don't believe the lawyers fuck up? I don't know about all the intricacies of law (sans the fact that I've gotten myself outta some court jams) but I know wtf a lawyer should ask to even have a possibility of a desired outcome and this lawyer didn't.

Even the cops were dumbfounded. :dabs:

Qualified don't mean good at it, thumbass.

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I believe all people are capable of fucking up - what I don't believe is that you'll have anything to say which could prevent further fuck ups.

Wasn't that clear?

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Originally Posted by Busyman

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Maybe your lawyer didn't like you either. :dabs:

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I wasn't on trial.:dry:

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So you were doing the suing - or do you mean something else :blink:

What a tangled web we weave.

This is turning into a phenomenal interweb fantasy, of the orders of magnitude as those concocted by Robert000000000000000000000 :pizza:

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Busyman

Oh so you don't believe the lawyers fuck up? I don't know about all the intricacies of law (sans the fact that I've gotten myself outta some court jams) but I know wtf a lawyer should ask to even have a possibility of a desired outcome and this lawyer didn't.

Even the cops were dumbfounded. :dabs:

Qualified don't mean good at it, thumbass.

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I believe all people are capable of fucking up - what I don't believe is that you'll have anything to say which could prevent further fuck ups.

Wasn't that clear?

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No it wasn't. If a person feels the lawyer is going the wrong direction, speak the fuck up. This is irregardless to defense or as a plaintiff.

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

This is turning into a phenomenal interweb fantasy, of the orders of magnitude as those concocted by Robert000000000000000000000 :pizza:

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Agreed, with thumbass making up shit he thought he read.:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'll play along.

We've all seen LA Law. We know how it works...

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Originally Posted by Busyman

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

This is turning into a phenomenal interweb fantasy, of the orders of magnitude as those concocted by Robert000000000000000000000 :pizza:

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Agreed, with thumbass making up shit he thought he read.:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'll play along.

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As you are very well aware, it's your fantasy I'm talking about, dreamboat. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Busyman

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Originally Posted by manker

I believe all people are capable of fucking up - what I don't believe is that you'll have anything to say which could prevent further fuck ups.

Wasn't that clear?

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No it wasn't. If a person feels the lawyer is going the wrong direction, speak the fuck up. This is irregardless to defense or as a plaintiff.

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Yeah. If you have reservations, state them.

You've changed your tune from the 'coaching' you were going to bestow upon some unsuspecting lawyer.

Glad I could help cut thro' the bullshit bluster to reveal what you really meant.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Busyman

I wasn't on trial.:dry:

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So you were doing the suing - or do you mean something else :blink:

What a tangled web we weave.

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thumbass, if I'm not on trial someone else is. I'm not the one in trouble.

If this is too fast we can start over.

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

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Originally Posted by Busyman

Agreed, with thumbass making up shit he thought he read.:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'll play along.

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As you are very well aware, it's your fantasy I'm talking about, dreamboat. :rolleyes:

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Oh dear, Busyman is laughing at his own prose again.

I think you're getting to him, Barbie :)

I wish the trial proceedings could be televised on court TV so that we could all watch this train wreck.

Why, was the preceding trial as funny as this one? :blink:

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Busyman

No it wasn't. If a person feels the lawyer is going the wrong direction, speak the fuck up. This is irregardless to defense or as a plaintiff.

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Yeah. If you have reservations, state them.

You've changed your tune from the 'coaching' you were going to bestow upon some unsuspecting lawyer.

Glad I could help cut thro' the bullshit bluster to reveal what you really meant.

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That's why "coaching" was in quotes, thumbass.

You made up the unsuspecting lawyer bit.

The fact is a district attorney is going to do what they want. My lawyer will do what I want and then advise.

The district attorney is the only one (so far) that I had a problem with. She was fucking stupid and I could have argued the case.

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Originally Posted by Busyman

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Originally Posted by manker

So you were doing the suing - or do you mean something else :blink:

What a tangled web we weave.

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thumbass, if I'm not on trial someone else is. I'm not the one in trouble.

If this is too fast we can start over.

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My fault, it appears that you are going too fast.

Seems there are at least three court cases being referred to in this thread. One where your lawyer messed up because you didn't 'coach' them, one where you're getting sued for protecting your Mam and one I referred to where a vagrant is suing you for taking pictures of you at a train station in addition to the time he sued you for hitting him at a petrol station.

It's not my life, I hold my hands up to not being able to follow your fantastical train of thought.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

As you are very well aware, it's your fantasy I'm talking about, dreamboat. :rolleyes:

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Oh dear, Busyman is laughing at his own prose again.

I think you're getting to him, Barbie :)

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Laughing at you, thumbass.

So after I was sued for 10 grand and lost, another lawsuit was brought against me.

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Originally Posted by BigBank_Hank

I wish the trial preceding could be televised on court TV so that we could all watch this train wreck.

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The guy is like the one where the black fella shot the people on the train.

He represents himself. The one time he had a lawyer, he argued with him in open court then fired him.

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Originally Posted by Busyman

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Originally Posted by manker

Yeah. If you have reservations, state them.

You've changed your tune from the 'coaching' you were going to bestow upon some unsuspecting lawyer.

Glad I could help cut thro' the bullshit bluster to reveal what you really meant.

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That's why "coaching" was in quotes, thumbass.

You made up the unsuspecting lawyer bit.

The fact is a district attorney is going to do what they want. My lawyer will do what I want and then advise.

The district attorney is the only one (so far) that I had a problem with. She was fucking stupid and I could have argued the case.

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Like I said, glad I could help cut thro' the BS.

I totally agree, btw. You would be superb as a District Attorney, your level headedness, even temper, superb grounding in reality and training fixing telephone headsets will stand you in good stead - would I be too presumptuous in predicting an immnent change of vocation :o

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Busyman

thumbass, if I'm not on trial someone else is. I'm not the one in trouble.

If this is too fast we can start over.

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My fault, it appears that you are going too fast.

Seems there are at least three court cases being referred to in this thread. One where your lawyer messed up because you didn't 'coach' them, one where you're getting sued for protecting your Mam and one I referred to where a vagrant is suing you for taking pictures of you at a train station in addition to the time he sued you for hitting him at a petrol station.

It's not my life, I hold my hands up to not being able to follow your fantastical train of thought.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Cool, I throw my hands up and laugh at how really stupid you are.

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Originally Posted by manker

...your level headedness, even temper...

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Is that shorthand for "Even Steven with a Temp Taper Fade at the back" :shifty:

I'm not the one making up stories on the interweb.

However, you saying that I'm stupid as a line of argument is almost a compliment since I'm clearly far from it and the stuff you're trying to justify is in a stupidity league of it's own.

Do you really think we're that guillible.

was there a lawsuit for your mum nicking a washing machine from argos?

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Originally Posted by Spider_dude

was there a lawsuit for your mum nicking a washing machine from argos?

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:lol: :glag:

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Originally Posted by Busyman

Laughing at you, thumbass.

So after I was sued for 10 grand and lost, another lawsuit was brought against me.

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I just love the irony in that post .... and the pathos, the pathos and the irony.

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by Busyman

Laughing at you, thumbass.

So after I was sued for 10 grand and lost, another lawsuit was brought against me.

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I just love the irony in that post .... and the pathos, the pathos and the irony.

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Glad you quoted it because I missed it amongst the bilge.

Your summation = Quality :happy:

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Busyman

That's why "coaching" was in quotes, thumbass.

You made up the unsuspecting lawyer bit.

The fact is a district attorney is going to do what they want. My lawyer will do what I want and then advise.

The district attorney is the only one (so far) that I had a problem with. She was fucking stupid and I could have argued the case.

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Like I said, glad I could help cut thro' the BS.

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Maybe you could cut through you own. I'll give ya some clues.

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Originally Posted by manker

Seems there are at least three court cases being referred to in this thread. One where your lawyer messed up because you didn't 'coach' them, one where you're getting sued for protecting your Mam and one I referred to where a vagrant is suing you for taking pictures of you at a train station in addition to the time he sued you for hitting him at a petrol station.

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Man you are a thumbass.

RIF

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

I just love the irony in that post .... and the pathos, the pathos and the irony.

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Glad you quoted it because I missed it amongst the bilge.

Your summation = Quality :happy:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Originally Posted by Busyman

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Originally Posted by manker

Like I said, glad I could help cut thro' the BS.

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Maybe you could cut through you own. I'll give ya some clues.

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Originally Posted by Busyman

Seems there are at least three court cases being referred to in this thread. One where your lawyer messed up because you didn't 'coach' them, one where you're getting sued for protecting your Mam and one I referred to where a vagrant is suing you for taking pictures of you at a train station in addition to the time he sued you for hitting him at a petrol station.

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Man you are a thumbass.

RIF

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You didn't post that - I did :blink:

Read it first.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Busyman

Maybe you could cut through you own. I'll give ya some clues.

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Originally Posted by Busyman

Seems there are at least three court cases being referred to in this thread. One where your lawyer messed up because you didn't 'coach' them, one where you're getting sued for protecting your Mam and one I referred to where a vagrant is suing you for taking pictures of you at a train station in addition to the time he sued you for hitting him at a petrol station.

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Man you are a thumbass.

RIF

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You didn't post that - I did :blink:

Read it first.

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Mmk. The quote name is mixed up....now get past it.