Just had my first cigarette.

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11-23-2005, 08:13 PM
Agrajag

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Worldpease

What the heck are you all talking about... lol.

A jaunty cultural quirk made possible by a specious juxtaposition between tobacco based produce and folk who tread lightly, obviousement.

Or
Cig = fag = poove.

Leading to british farce type humour.

http://www.brad.ac.uk/admin/pr/press.../Brian_Rix.jpg
11-23-2005, 08:14 PM
Agrajag

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

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Originally Posted by Virtualbody1234

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Originally Posted by worldpease

Well, I coun't say No to that 'cool' girl,
I mean, lets be honest, it's not every day a girl like that
comes to talk to me.

That's called peer pressure.

Not if she's not a peer.
11-23-2005, 08:14 PM
GepperRankins

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

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Originally Posted by Virtualbody1234

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Originally Posted by worldpease

Well, I coun't say No to that 'cool' girl,
I mean, lets be honest, it's not every day a girl like that
comes to talk to me.

That's called peer pressure.

And a girl who smokes isn't 'cool'.

cool girls who smoke are cool. undeniable fakt
11-23-2005, 08:38 PM
worldpease

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

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she came outside stood next to you and offered you a cig?

No, she came 'in' to the store,
as I said, I believe she was waiting for her boss to open the dinner place.
And now that I think of it, if it had been any other person, a client or something like that, I would have asked him not to smoke inside.
funny thing.:P .

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And a girl who smokes isn't 'cool'.

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cool girls who smoke are cool. undeniable fakt

I know, I know, but I don't mean cool as in 'good',
what I mean is cool as in 'fun'.:unsure: .
11-23-2005, 08:42 PM
Gripper

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

She obviously likes you or she wouldn't have shared a second fag with you,if she comes in again let her smoke but decline if she offers one.
11-23-2005, 08:45 PM
Agrajag

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

Tell her you're quitting.

She will give you sympathy and support.

She will be dead impressed when you succeed.
11-23-2005, 09:01 PM
GepperRankins

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

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Originally Posted by Agrajag

Tell her you're quitting.

She will give you sympathy and support.

She will be dead impressed when you succeed.

class plan baws :D
11-23-2005, 09:08 PM
Lilmiss

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

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are they my fecking socks? :fist:

i ran outta fags the other day, been smoking rollies instead.
they make spliffs taste like putrid, skanky vomit but i can't help rollin' em. :ermm:
11-23-2005, 09:16 PM
enoughfakefiles

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

are they my fecking socks? :fist:

You mean you wear them while your doing it.:O

They must be your lucky socks.FTW:01:
11-23-2005, 09:23 PM
Lilmiss

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

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Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles

You mean you wear them while your doing it.

that may be the sickest thing i've heard.
socks in bed, indeed. :sick:
11-23-2005, 09:30 PM
twisterX

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

are u addicted now. :D
11-23-2005, 09:31 PM
Rat Faced

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

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Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles

You mean you wear them while your doing it.

that may be the sickest thing i've heard.
:sick:

Yeah... implying your doing it with Bo :sick:
11-23-2005, 09:33 PM
enoughfakefiles

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

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Originally Posted by Rat Faced

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

that may be the sickest thing i've heard.
:sick:

Yeah... implying your doing it with Bo :sick:

:O :lol:
11-23-2005, 09:44 PM
Lilmiss

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

:snooty: i have many pairs of fecking socks.
i'm just looking for a foot. :naughty:
11-23-2005, 09:45 PM
enoughfakefiles

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

:snooty: i have many pairs of fecking socks.
i'm just looking for a foot. :naughty:

What size are they.....:shifty:
11-23-2005, 09:52 PM
Lilmiss

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

a foot. :unsure:

although, santa left his stockings here last year.
they are slightly bigger. :w00t:
11-23-2005, 10:07 PM
Gripper

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

Santa in stockings:naughty: :naughty:
11-23-2005, 10:14 PM
GepperRankins

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

lilmiss has size 12 feet :blink:
11-23-2005, 10:22 PM
Virtualbody1234

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

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Originally Posted by twisterX

are u addicted now. :D

You really expect the true answer?

Denial is at the root of addiction.
11-23-2005, 10:39 PM
twisterX

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

:lol:

i wanna see him liek a year later.
11-23-2005, 10:43 PM
Lilmiss

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

addicted to sex in socks? :sick:

although i do have freakishly, sweaty feet.
maybe i should keep my shoes on too. :unsure:
11-23-2005, 10:44 PM
enoughfakefiles

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

addicted to sex in socks? :sick:

although i do have freakishly, sweaty feet.
maybe i should keep my shoes on too. :unsure:

In bed.:unsure:
11-23-2005, 11:12 PM
Lilmiss

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

well, obviously i'd check for dog shite first. :unsure:
11-24-2005, 01:50 AM
n18

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

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Originally Posted by GepperRankins

why don't you just say "nah, i don't smoke"? :dabs:

hmmpf good idea, Ill try it sometime.
11-24-2005, 04:37 AM
worldpease

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

how much is a pack of cigarretes?
and how many does it have?
are "light" better, or what?

and whay does my tread say 'moved'?
did I put it in the wrong place the first time?
11-24-2005, 04:48 AM
Adster

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

thats ok ive never had 1 smoke in my life or any drugs and im 24 years old

however my addiction is wanking 3 or 4 times a day its free feels good and wont ruin your health
11-24-2005, 05:21 AM
twisterX

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

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Originally Posted by worldpease

how much is a pack of cigarretes?
and how many does it have?
are "light" better, or what?

and whay does my tread say 'moved'?
did I put it in the wrong place the first time?

Its expensive and i think it has like 20 in one pack and like 12 packs in one bundle thing.

Ita liek 40 bucks for a bundle.

Lights are better becuase they have air holes in the filter but it doesnt do much because your finger covers them.

Hes addicted :lol:
11-24-2005, 05:38 AM
Virtualbody1234

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

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Originally Posted by twisterX

Hes addicted :lol:

Yup.

That's going to cost him a fortune and put his health at risk. Such a nasty drug that nicotine.
11-24-2005, 05:51 AM
twisterX

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

so VB, hows that joint going?
11-24-2005, 10:41 AM
Proper Bo

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

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are they my fecking socks? :fist:

No:blink:
11-24-2005, 11:45 AM
Blythorama

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

I'm smoking right now, and it makes me look cool. Girls that smoke are the coolest. Rebellious mavericks, every last one of them. Ahhhhhhh!

Still out of Tabs, Bo?:P
11-24-2005, 11:47 AM
Proper Bo

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

Yeah, not bothered though, ugly:snooty:
11-24-2005, 11:55 AM
Blythorama

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

Yeah, not bothered though, ugly:snooty:

Looking at a full pack of 20 Marlborough lights right now. Just had the "opening the new packet" experience. You know, when the lid is open and you take off the foil/papery bit at the top revealing 20 perfect sexy cigs nestling gently in the packet, purring at you. You slide out the first one slowly, pulling it free from it's companions, marvelling at the small hissing sound of paper brushing paper, bringing it reverendly to your moist awaiting lips...
11-24-2005, 12:01 PM
Guillaume

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

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Originally Posted by Blythorama

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

Yeah, not bothered though, ugly:snooty:

Looking at a full pack of 20 Marlborough lights right now. Just had the "opening the new packet" experience. You know, when the lid is open and you take off the foil/papery bit at the top revealing 20 perfect sexy cigs nestling gently in the packet, purring at you. You slide out the first one slowly, pulling it free from it's companions, marvelling at the small hissing sound of paper brushing paper, bringing it reverendly to your moist awaiting lips...

And the smell. The delicious smell of a newly opened pack. Smells like toffee. :drool:

You bastards! :fist:
11-24-2005, 12:08 PM
Blythorama

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

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Originally Posted by Blythorama

Looking at a full pack of 20 Marlborough lights right now. Just had the "opening the new packet" experience. You know, when the lid is open and you take off the foil/papery bit at the top revealing 20 perfect sexy cigs nestling gently in the packet, purring at you. You slide out the first one slowly, pulling it free from it's companions, marvelling at the small hissing sound of paper brushing paper, bringing it reverendly to your moist awaiting lips...

And the smell. The delicious smell of a newly opened pack. Smells like toffee. :drool:

You bastards! :fist:

I'm sorry Guillaume! I should have told you to look away. :(

Let me distract you...
The crisp clean smell and satisfying crunch as you bite into a green apple, the slightly tart juice making your tongue tingle.
The hiss and fix of a newly opened bottle of beer...
11-24-2005, 12:25 PM
manker

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

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Originally Posted by Blythorama

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

Yeah, not bothered though, ugly:snooty:

Looking at a full pack of 20 Marlborough lights right now. Just had the "opening the new packet" experience. You know, when the lid is open and you take off the foil/papery bit at the top revealing 20 perfect sexy cigs nestling gently in the packet, purring at you. You slide out the first one slowly, pulling it free from it's companions, marvelling at the small hissing sound of paper brushing paper, bringing it reverendly to your moist awaiting lips...

:01:

I leave the foil on, however. Just so I know which packet of cigs are mine at the pub. None of my mates smoke Marlboro reds ... but you never know when you might need proof.

Just in case, like :unsure:
11-24-2005, 12:26 PM
manker

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

Precious, precious cigarettes :shifty:
11-24-2005, 12:27 PM
Guillaume

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

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Originally Posted by Blythorama

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

And the smell. The delicious smell of a newly opened pack. Smells like toffee. :drool:

You bastards! :fist:

I'm sorry Guillaume! I should have told you to look away. :(

Let me distract you...

Ok, post your pants in the other topic, then.

manker made me do it, I swear.
11-24-2005, 12:43 PM
Proper Bo

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

Just bought 10 more anyway blyth:snooty:

ugly bitch
11-24-2005, 12:44 PM
Blythorama

Re: Just had my first cigarette.

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

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Originally Posted by Blythorama

I'm sorry Guillaume! I should have told you to look away. :(

Let me distract you...

Ok, post your pants in the other topic, then.

manker made me do it, I swear.

I thought you wanted me to post my pants to you then! Pervert! :blink:

That first drag, sucking the fierce pungent smoke into your hungry lungs, the tingling glow of satisfaction spreading slowly through your body, your mind clearing and calming....oooooh. Cigarettes.

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