Who is the most condescending member of this forum?

Not to be condescending, but...

When I look back upon my tenure here, devoted as it has been to relieving you lot of your collective, comprehensive, indeed willful ignorance, I realize it is not for lack of effort that I have been less than successful; it is, rather, that I somewhere and sometime determined my conscience would torture me unto eternity had I extinguished the spark of idiocy that produces such inane posting.

Also because superiority is a relative thing, and I need you guys. :P

you win.

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Not to be condescending, but...

When I look back upon my tenure here, devoted as it has been to relieving you lot of your collective, comprehensive, indeed willful ignorance, I realize it is not for lack of effort that I have been less than successful; it is, rather, that I somewhere and sometime determined my conscience would torture me unto eternity had I extinguished the spark of idiocy that produces such inane posting.

Also because superiority is a relative thing, and I need you guys. :P

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Funny post.

Aren't you a Bush supporter?:mellow: Very intelligent indeed.:happy:

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Originally Posted by maebach

you win.

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I knew that going in.

I'm also insufferable; perhaps that escaped mention. :)

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Originally Posted by Busyman

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Not to be condescending, but...

When I look back upon my tenure here, devoted as it has been to relieving you lot of your collective, comprehensive, indeed willful ignorance, I realize it is not for lack of effort that I have been less than successful; it is, rather, that I somewhere and sometime determined my conscience would torture me unto eternity had I extinguished the spark of idiocy that produces such inane posting.

Also because superiority is a relative thing, and I need you guys. :P

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Funny post.

Aren't you a Bush supporter?:mellow: Very intelligent indeed.:happy:

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I was worse during the Clinton administration.

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Originally Posted by maebach

you win.

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I knew that going in.

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Indeed, for it had been decreed by the powers that be a mere 24 hours previous.

By 'powers that be', I mean my good self and the 27 strong army of grammaticasting midgets I keep under my desk.

*bump*

Lest ye forget....;)

the thread died for over a month, because no-one cares what you have to say

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Originally Posted by GepperRankins

the thread died for over a month, because no-one cares what you have to say

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Then why respond, putz?

Honestly, that was way too easy...:D

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Originally Posted by j2k4

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the thread died for over a month, because no-one cares what you have to say

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Then why respond, putz?

Honestly, that was way too easy...:D

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manker told me you were above this :(

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Originally Posted by GepperRankins

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Then why respond, putz?

Honestly, that was way too easy...:D

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manker told me you were above this :(

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No, I said j2 > Busyman - because he didn't feel the need to lie when Billy pointed out that the 'news report' that j2 posted was an urban legend.

Dam weiners.

ja, butlike J2 bumped this because he lurves himself. if i reply while it's at the top of the first page it's ok. causelike i didn't bump it. solike J2 pretended he was rodding or something, butnope, he lurves himself

What urban legend?

What Billy.

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Originally Posted by GepperRankins

ja, butlike J2 bumped this because he lurves himself. if i reply while it's at the top of the first page it's ok. causelike i didn't bump it. solike J2 pretended he was rodding or something, butnope, he lurves himself

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Agreed.

When did I say he was above forumular onanism :huh:

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Originally Posted by Cheese

What urban legend?

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Billy pwned Busy et al (but mainly Busy due to his blatant lie) in the Rambo Granny thread.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Cheese

What urban legend?

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Billy pwned Busy et al (but mainly Busy due to his blatant lie) in the Rambo Granny thread.

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:lol: - Some people care too much about their online persona that they can't admit to being taken in by things like that. Like there's a prize or something awaiting them.

(I stopped reading that thread when idcc came blundering in with South Daytona stuff (or whatever)).

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Originally Posted by Chebus

(I stopped reading that thread when vidcc came blundering in with South Daytona stuff (or whatever)).

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Same here.

I only clicked on it because of my hatred of bold topic links in the off-topic section. Good thing to 'cause it was the funniest thing I'd read in the drawing room since forever.

I only read it after it was debunked, just in time to see busboy and vidcc trying to save their interweb street cred. Neither seemed to realize they were just making it worse.

One of cheebus' "two legged dog" larf situations.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by GepperRankins

ja, butlike J2 bumped this because he lurves himself. if i reply while it's at the top of the first page it's ok. causelike i didn't bump it. solike J2 pretended he was rodding or something, butnope, he lurves himself

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Agreed.

When did I say he was above forumular onanism :huh:

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onanism is something to do with plants, no?


i thought you said j2 was above pretending he was rodding when he wasn't :dabs:

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Originally Posted by manker

Agreed.

When did I say he was above forumular onanism :huh:

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onanism is something to do with plants, no?


i thought you said j2 was above pretending he was rodding when he wasn't :dabs:

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Just to clarify, Dave, I am not proficient at this activity you refer to as "rodding"; I recognize that it has facets of a colloquial nature I shall never be familiar with, but also that it overlaps comfortably enough with something I am rather good at, but which activity I reserve for use only in dealing with you.

I call it Dave-ball, and I only play when the mood suits me.

When it comes to "rodding", I am more than content merely to observe it's most excellent practitioners exercise their talents hereabout, and in that capacity I judge you at a lack by comparison.

They have you positively red-assed. :)

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Originally Posted by j2k4

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Originally Posted by GepperRankins

onanism is something to do with plants, no?


i thought you said j2 was above pretending he was rodding when he wasn't :dabs:

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Just to clarify, Dave, I am not proficient at this activity you refer to as "rodding"; I recognize that it has facets of a colloquial nature I shall never be familiar with, but also that it overlaps comfortably enough with something I am rather good at, but which activity I reserve for use only in dealing with you.

I call it Dave-ball, and I only play when the mood suits me.

When it comes to "rodding", I am more than content merely to observe it's most excellent practitioners exercise their talents hereabout, and in that capacity I judge you at a lack by comparison.

They have you positively red-assed. :)

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http://www.almightylol.com/image.php...ine=1138405423

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Just to clarify, Dave, I am not proficient at this activity you refer to as "rodding"; I recognize that it has facets of a colloquial nature I shall never be familiar with, but also that it overlaps comfortably enough with something I am rather good at, but which activity I reserve for use only in dealing with you.

I call it Dave-ball, and I only play when the mood suits me.

When it comes to "rodding", I am more than content merely to observe it's most excellent practitioners exercise their talents hereabout, and in that capacity I judge you at a lack by comparison.

They have you positively red-assed. :)

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http://www.almightylol.com/image.php...ine=1138405423

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:glag: Perfect fit.

positively red arsed? :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by GepperRankins

onanism is something to do with plants, no?


i thought you said j2 was above pretending he was rodding when he wasn't :dabs:

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Just to clarify, Dave, I am not proficient at this activity you refer to as "rodding"; I recognize that it has facets of a colloquial nature I shall never be familiar with, but also that it overlaps comfortably enough with something I am rather good at, but which activity I reserve for use only in dealing with you.

I call it Dave-ball, and I only play when the mood suits me.

When it comes to "rodding", I am more than content merely to observe it's most excellent practitioners exercise their talents hereabout, and in that capacity I judge you at a lack by comparison.

They have you positively red-assed. :)

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Jonno's back?

Peace bd

Erm.

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http://www.almightylol.com/image.php...ine=1138405423

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:glag: Perfect fit.

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I find it strangely alluring.

Just wipe your glasses j2k4, that'll sort out the condense.

You should stop using all those expensive words. People might think you're a wee bit uppity

He is a bit uppity Skweeky...which proves his point..I suppose ;)

..anyway ...dont ask him to stop using all those expensive words... I have shares in them you see.. :)

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He is a bit uppity Skweeky...which proves his point..I suppose ;)

..anyway ...dont ask him to stop using all those expensive words... I have shares in them you see.. :)

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Expansiveness can pay dividends I gather?


Interesting.....

I was accused of being condescending on my work board. I was slightly taken aback at first but then felt rather chuffed with myself. :lookaroun

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Originally Posted by Skweeky1

Just wipe your glasses j2k4, that'll sort out the condense.

You should stop using all those expensive words. People might think you're a wee bit uppity

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I don't wear glasses except to read, Skweeks.

The words are the result of a mis-spent youth, going around grabbing up all of the spare and odd syllables I found lying about to save for later use; I've such a hoard of them now (I found an interest-bearing shelter) there is no fear of exhausting the supply.

I also have stores of punctuation, especially semi-colons, which I can use, and octothorps, which I cannot.

Would you like some?

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Spend them freely, and remember, there's more where they came from. :)

BTW-I've always wanted to be uppity, and insufferable into the bargain, but have decided my aim is worthy of nothing beyond a cuddly curmudgeonliness, alas. :huh:

Actually, apart from a wee poke at Dave, I only bumped the thread for want of nostalgia, and a dream that died aborning. :(



















:P

I think you have a hack into www.dictionary.com and just make up your own words.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

I think you have a hack into www.dictionary.com and just make up your own words.

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I have made up several words, each of which is easily understandable; haven't you? :huh:

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I think you have a hack into www.dictionary.com and just make up your own words.

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I have made up several words, each of which is easily understandable; haven't you? :huh:

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A manytude.

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I have made up several words, each of which is easily understandable; haven't you? :huh:

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A manytude.

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No problem for us cogilinguillists. :)

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Originally Posted by JPaul

A manytude.

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No problem for us cogilinguillists. :)

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Ooer, that sounds a bit rude.

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No problem for us cogilinguillists. :)

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Ooer, that sounds a bit rude.

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No, it just looks that way. :)

I have been monitoring this thread for two weeks but only now deign to post.

Which makes me the winner.