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V Poor, as proof that you shook Pele by the hand you post two pics of Pele, sans you.

Word to the wise mate, for evidence to be admissible it must be probative. Well certainly in any Court not involving the Kangaroo (the most noble of mammals).





Look I shagged the Queen

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Do you see how it doesn't work

You hit it?!?:o

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

You hit it?!?:o

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You've seen the phoatie, so it must be true.

The Queen is the blonde on the right, right?

Does it matter?:naughty:

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

Does it matter?:naughty:

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Yes, it does actually, ya sick fuck.

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

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Originally Posted by manker

Wow, that dry snitch guy was deliberately winding everyone up last night - even made a thread to get people to argue with him - but the one post he made in which you've brilliantly ascertained that he was deadly serious, he sure did get pwned by j2.

:rolleyes:

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Yeah he pwn3d you real good.

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You're like some kind of interweb genious :o

How did you work out that it was me :o :o

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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V Poor, as proof that you shook Pele by the hand you post two pics of Pele, sans you.

Word to the wise mate, for evidence to be admissible it must be probative. Well certainly in any Court not involving the Kangaroo (the most noble of mammals).





Look I shagged the Queen

http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-...6062600144.jpg

Do you see how it doesn't work

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Of course I see.

What an ass I would have been to shake his hand while attempting to snap a pic of him, our hands clasping, and myself, all at once.

Difficult, that.

I apologize for the lack of an able photog to stand for me while I acted all fawning and fan-like.

You'll have to take my word for it, lest ye want to convene the Forum Court and quit yer yammerin'.

On a lighter note, you shagged the Queen, you poor sod.

If you don't mind my saying, she seems not to have noticed your ministrations.

Was it a (real) quickie at all, at all.

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Originally Posted by j2k4

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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V Poor, as proof that you shook Pele by the hand you post two pics of Pele, sans you.

Word to the wise mate, for evidence to be admissible it must be probative. Well certainly in any Court not involving the Kangaroo (the most noble of mammals).





Look I shagged the Queen

http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-...6062600144.jpg

Do you see how it doesn't work

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Of course I see.

What an ass I would have been to shake his hand while attempting to snap a pic of him, our hands clasping, and myself, all at once.

Difficult, that.

I apologize for the lack of an able photog to stand for me while I acted all fawning and fan-like.

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You could have tried the following;

Turns to other person there and says "Could you do me a favour mate and take a photograph of me shaking hands with Pele".

Shakes hands, photo taken.

"Cheers mate, I really appreciate it".

That would have worked.

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For eagleboi. Take you're pick ;)

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Of course I see.

What an ass I would have been to shake his hand while attempting to snap a pic of him, our hands clasping, and myself, all at once.

Difficult, that.

I apologize for the lack of an able photog to stand for me while I acted all fawning and fan-like.

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You could have tried the following;

Turns to other person there and says "Could you do me a favour mate and take a photograph of me shaking hands with Pele".

Shakes hands, photo taken.

"Cheers mate, I really appreciate it".

That would have worked.

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Actually, I felt that for an adult to so impose in that particular setting would be a bit gauche, given his generous interaction with the kids.

I desired to handle things with a modicum of grace, rather than elbowing children out of the way for a picture, the only use for which would be to prove at some subsequent juncture that I had indeed met the man.

I don't regret that at all (at all).

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

Yeah he pwn3d you real good.

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You're like some kind of interweb genious :o

How did you work out that it was me :o :o

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I think most people knew awhile ago around post #2. I didn't think it was an issue as to the identity.:idunno:

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Originally Posted by manker

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For eagleboi. Take you're pick ;)

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That's funny.

Unhyphenated, that reads, "For eagleboi. Take you are pick."

A witty comment, to be sure. :)

It's not hyphenated to begin with:huh:

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Originally Posted by j2k4

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

You could have tried the following;

Turns to other person there and says "Could you do me a favour mate and take a photograph of me shaking hands with Pele".

Shakes hands, photo taken.

"Cheers mate, I really appreciate it".

That would have worked.

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Actually, I felt that for an adult to so impose in that particular setting would be a bit gauche, given his generous interaction with the kids.

I desired to handle things with a modicum of grace, rather than elbowing children out of the way for a picture, the only use for which would be to prove at some subsequent juncture that I had indeed met the man.

I don't regret that at all (at all).

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A fucking liar is what you are!:angry:

Actually that's pretty cool that you met Pele, j2.:happy:

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Originally Posted by manker

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For eagleboi. Take you're pick ;)

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That's funny.

Unhyphenated, that reads, "For eagleboi. Take you are pick."

A witty comment, to be sure. :)

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Hey, you are were taking a battering.

Being the benevolent soul I am, I thought I'd chip up an easy one for you to nod into the net :)

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

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Originally Posted by manker

You're like some kind of interweb genious :o

How did you work out that it was me :o :o

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I think most people knew awhile ago around post #2. I didn't think it was an issue as to the identity.:idunno:

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It wasn't, I made it abundantly clear.

One wonders why you felt the need to point it out.

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

I think most people knew awhile ago around post #2. I didn't think it was an issue as to the identity.:idunno:

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It wasn't, I made it abundantly clear.

One wonders why you felt the need to point it out.

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Eh? True dat, I guess. The pwnage was abundantly evident.

My bad.

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

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Originally Posted by manker

It wasn't, I made it abundantly clear.

One wonders why you felt the need to point it out.

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Eh? True dat, I guess. The pwnage was abundantly evident.

My bad.

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That's the third time you've pointed that out too.

Are you totally giving up trying to engineer clever retorts and plumping for dogged reiteration.

Damn good move, if you are - 'cos the former never really worked for you :no2:

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

Eh? True dat, I guess. The pwnage was abundantly evident.

My bad.

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That's the third time you've pointed that out too.

Are you totally giving up trying to engineer clever retorts and plumping for dogged reiteration.

Damn good move, if you are - 'cos the former never really worked for you :no2:

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I never engineered anything. I just post. :dabs:

I leave the "posting for effect" posts up to you, good man.

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Originally Posted by manker

That's the third time you've pointed that out too.

Are you totally giving up trying to engineer clever retorts and plumping for dogged reiteration.

Damn good move, if you are - 'cos the former never really worked for you :no2:

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I never engineered anything. I just post. :dabs:

I leave the "posting for effect" posts up to you, good man.

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The thing that tickles me is that you probably believe what you've written there.

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

It's not hyphenated to begin with:huh:

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Uh-oh-

You've misappropriated the return volley I intended for manker.

He'll be pissed, I bet...

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

It's not hyphenated to begin with:huh:

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Uh-oh-

You've misappropriated the return volley I intended for manker.

He'll be pissed, I bet...

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Wasn't exactly floating crust on a hair rig, now was it.

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Uh-oh-

You've misappropriated the return volley I intended for manker.

He'll be pissed, I bet...

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Wasn't exactly floating crust on a hair rig, now was it.

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Ooh technical :naughty:

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Actually, I felt that for an adult to so impose in that particular setting would be a bit gauche, given his generous interaction with the kids.

I desired to handle things with a modicum of grace, rather than elbowing children out of the way for a picture, the only use for which would be to prove at some subsequent juncture that I had indeed met the man.

I don't regret that at all (at all).

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A fucking liar is what you are!:angry:

Actually that's pretty cool that you met Pele, j2.:happy:

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It is, and it was, too.

It seemed enough for me.

Point being, that day, it was (for Atlanta) kind of cool, and as the zoo wasn't "officially" open, it was quite literally just our small group, Pele himself, a photographer for the AJC, and a city officlal/functionary escorting the man.

It was a really cool deal, and, though I don't have a picture to commemorate the event, I did shake his hand.

Pfft, I once drove in a taxi driven by Tommy Tynan. I didn't take a picture because he thought the camera would steal his soul.

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Originally Posted by Cheese

Pfft, I once drove in a taxi driven by Tommy Tynan.

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You Plymouthians and your crazy dual control taxi cabs.

That would be kwality, a dual control taxi:smilie4:

I've played doubles pool (8-ball) with Maureen Lipman as my partner. She had to stand in at short notice as Jane Seymour let us down. Fortunately we managed to beat the Pope Benedict / Arthur Askey partnership in a closely fought match. Photographs were not allowed due to the confidentiality agreement we all had to sign, however I have my memories.

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Pfft, I once drove in a taxi driven by Tommy Tynan. I didn't take a picture because he thought the camera would steal his soul.

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Who dat be?

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Pfft, I once drove in a taxi driven by Tommy Tynan. I didn't take a picture because he thought the camera would steal his soul.

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Who dat be?

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He's a taxi driver.

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Originally Posted by Busyman

Who dat be?

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He's a taxi driver.

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:O

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Uh-oh-

You've misappropriated the return volley I intended for manker.

He'll be pissed, I bet...

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Wasn't exactly floating crust on a hair rig, now was it.

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You've lost me there.

Have you a catalogue of colloquiallisms, or some such?

I know what he meant, but then I'm into Welsh colloquiallisms in a big way.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

I never engineered anything. I just post. :dabs:

I leave the "posting for effect" posts up to you, good man.

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:lol:

The thing that tickles me is that you probably believe what you've written there.

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Your previous look-ups to Google to then come back and say something's obvious make me a believer.

Keep carefully crafting dem posts.;)

....and being tickled.:kiss:

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Originally Posted by manker

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The thing that tickles me is that you probably believe what you've written there.

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Your previous look-ups to Google to then come back and say something's obvious make me a believer.

Keep carefully crafting dem posts.;)

....and being tickled.:kiss:

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:huh:

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Originally Posted by manker

Wasn't exactly floating crust on a hair rig, now was it.

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You've lost me there.

Have you a catalogue of colloquiallisms, or some such?

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Not a colloquiallism but if you're not a fisherman, or haven't been at some point, then it's highly likely you wouldn't understand.

This time you can take me literally.


Sarcasm free post. Official.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by j2k4

You've lost me there.

Have you a catalogue of colloquiallisms, or some such?

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Not a colloquiallism but if you're not a fisherman, or haven't been at some point, then it's highly likely you wouldn't understand.

This time you can take me literally.


Sarcasm free post. Official.

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Admit it, you're just talking carp as usual.

:lol: :groan:

Par for the coarse, I would say.