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I'd be testy if I had an icepick in me bits:wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
roddage.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
One wrong move and I'll pull your fallopian tubes out! :01:Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
looks like a cheese cork, you know the things you pull the holes out of emental with.
Reviving thread as I'm seething.
I cook a pie for an hour. You'd expect it to be cooked. Pie is hot on top, served, but the server notices the FREEZING fecking cold lumps of steak inside. Pie goes back in oven. The other bits of the dinner are ready.
Capital one phone me on a sunday night to ask me stupid questions. Whilst I have them on the phone I decide to change something I've been meaning to do for ages and can never get through to them. They put me on hold for a million years, the girl is EATING whilst she's talking to me, and she is rubbish anyway, talks to me like shit and gives shit customer service.
Cheese is singing.
what's he singing? :smilie4:
Cartoon theme songs. What I'm doing, that kind of thing.
And because I do it to him sometimes I can't even complain.
Does he do requests?
Boyfriend pissed of to the neighbours to have a glass of wine and left me with doing the grocery shopping, sorting out finances, ordering the christmas tree and ironing the curtains
If he didn't do all the cleaning I'd leave :snooty:
that must be great :happy:
I'm sure every woman would love to have chebus singing them cartoon theme songs on a Sunday you should be very grateful :smilie4:
Ironing the curtains?:blink:
you wimmin certainly are menthol
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Originally Posted by Proper Bo
It's not something I do every day.
It's just because I've washed them (they're cream white) and they really are too wrinkly to hang up:huh:
Shirley the creases would disappear after a while of being hung up?
Not these creases, trust me...
I wouldn't do it if I didn't think it were absolutely necessary
And why am I having a conversation with you about ironing curtains?
cause you've escaped from the kitchen?:unsure:
Pie still not ready.
Have you no microwave oven.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
If pie is to retain it's puff pastry lid, pie cannot be nuked.
I don't even like steak pie. I was cooking it for cheese
Don't nuke the lid, silly.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Pie was assessed for ease of lid removal for potential nukability and suggestion rejected.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulDon't nuke the lid, silly.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Cut slice.
Place on plate.
Remove lidage.
Nuke
Return lid.
Done.
You can nuke his portion.
Done.
Pie atually quite tasty for steak and mushroom.
Of to pub to recuperate from pie trauma
Post pie pub, pure perfect plan, pal. Perambulate pubwards poste-haste.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Presently perambulating. Pub precusor-partaking perfect plonk. Partner puffing.
Partner pure poof, puffing pubwards. Particularly post partaking perfect pie. Pah.