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that dog is fucking cute dammit
i like pitbulls better tho
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I have a 12 inch poodle.
Poodle? :huh: have a pic? :D
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we did have a goldfish for a long time i think it may have died (tonight)because i cant remember the last time i fed it and the water was a bit manky or maybe old age ,i have to tell my kid in the morning then hold a funeral
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we did have a goldfish for a long time i think it may have died (tonight)because i cant remember the last time i fed it and the water was a bit manky or maybe old age ,i have to tell my kid in the morning then hold a funeral
My condolences :)
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2 Boxers and A Python Here :D
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post pics if u have :rolleyes:
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2 Boxers and A Python Here :D
What kind of python MuNkIeBoY?
I used to keep reptiles. Loved my pythons, had 2 royal and 1 rock python. Also a false water cobra, looked splendid when he opened his hood. Cracking pets. A male iguana, easily my favourite pet so far. Toilet trained too. Used to love sitting on my shoulder. Did wreck my arms and back a bit though when he climbed onto me as they have proper sharp talon-like claws. Did make it look to those who didn't know me that i was into self harm or something though :O
A dodgy vet ended up killing my iggy, knew more about cats n dogs than reptiles methinks. Found out later that the procedure he tried to carry out was a total no-no for reptiles, damn vets...
The snakes i had to give up when we had our nippers... Babies are just a little inquisitive and they kept on tampering with the locks on the snake tanks... :cry: Mice,rats and rabbits are fine to feed snakes, my own children :noes: i had to draw a line there...
I'll have to see if i can find any old pics...
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that would be just great :D
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nice picture, what are they names...jaja long time i did not see a picture like this :D
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I have cats they are savannah cat they both are really funny I also have like dogs mine favorite dog breed is Boxer.
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I have cats they are savannah cat they both are really funny I also have like dogs mine favorite dog breed is Boxer.
I have a pet rock, does that count? :blink:
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This is the worst cat I've ever had.
She doesn't really like to be petted and absolutely refuses to piss or shit outside. I kick her out in the morning and then when one of us comes home, the cat miaows to be let in, rushed to her litter tray, pisses in it and then gets out to shit right by the side.
The utility room smells either bleach or sporadically of cat shit :dabs:
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This is the worst cat I've ever had.
She doesn't really like to be petted and absolutely refuses to piss or shit outside. I kick her out in the morning and then when one of us comes home, the cat miaows to be let in, rushed to her litter tray, pisses in it and then gets out to shit right by the side.
The utility room smells either bleach or sporadically of cat shit :dabs:
If you were trying to equate cat piss with a household cleaner, bleach isn't the way to go. A glass cleaner contains ammonia, which is the strong smell in cat urine.
So with that factoid in place, I'll just assume you've been spraying your cat with bleach every time it shits in a place that would displease you.
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This is the worst cat I've ever had.
She doesn't really like to be petted and absolutely refuses to piss or shit outside. I kick her out in the morning and then when one of us comes home, the cat miaows to be let in, rushed to her litter tray, pisses in it and then gets out to shit right by the side.
The utility room smells either bleach or sporadically of cat shit :dabs:
If you were trying to equate cat piss with a household cleaner, bleach isn't the way to go. A glass cleaner contains ammonia, which is the strong smell in cat urine.
So with that factoid in place, I'll just assume you've been spraying your cat with bleach every time it shits in a place that would displease you.
Shut the fuck up that cat is Daddy's little girl.
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http://i.imgur.com/EEJQ2.jpg
We have four and a half cats.
I say four and a half cats because this cat Splash only turns up occasionally and while the maize is growing on the neighboring farm we don't see her at all. She is too busy catching baby rabbits. She only comes back when the contractors cut down her home and winter sets in, fur all shiny and sleek. She is the most economical cat to feed I've ever owned.
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This is the worst cat I've ever had.
She doesn't really like to be petted and absolutely refuses to piss or shit outside. I kick her out in the morning and then when one of us comes home, the cat miaows to be let in, rushed to her litter tray, pisses in it and then gets out to shit right by the side.
The utility room smells either bleach or sporadically of cat shit :dabs:
If you were trying to equate cat piss with a household cleaner, bleach isn't the way to go. A glass cleaner contains ammonia, which is the strong smell in cat urine.
So with that factoid in place, I'll just assume you've been spraying your cat with bleach every time it shits in a place that would displease you.
Your mind words in mysterious ways.
The cat piss isn't a problem. The odour eating cat litter stuff neutralises that, but teh missus bleaches where the cat shits at the side of the litter tray. Hence the smell of either bleach or cat shit.
The vet told me off for rubbing the cat's nose in her shit and throwing her outside. Saying it could lead to 'stress'.
Ffs.
Any suggestions which don't involve me doing anything that might stress out my cat will be perused.
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We have four and a half cats.
I say four and a half cats because this cat Splash only turns up occasionally and while the maize is growing on the neighboring farm we don't see her at all. She is too busy catching baby rabbits. She only comes back when the contractors cut down her home and winter sets in, fur all shiny and sleek. She is the most economical cat to feed I've ever owned.
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No it's an arm, you may not recognise it because it's gone a funny color from being out in the sun too long, it's not a paisty white accountants arm you Longcase Verge Escarpment Clock you!
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I've seen enough vet programmes to know that farmers aren't happy unless they're up to their shoulder in vagina.
Also, my arms may be pasty but just enquire should you ever want tickets to the gun show :smilie4:
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I've seen enough vet programmes to know that farmers aren't happy unless they're up to their shoulder in vagina.
Also, my arms may be pasty but just enquire should you ever want tickets to the gun show :smilie4:
Funny you should mention that, since that was my non-stressful solution for your puss, a gun, then to all and sundry (insert name here) will appear to have wandered off....
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Ok so maybe that was a bit heartless judging from the massive response, it is one way of solving the problem and (insert name here) wouldn't be unduly stressed as long as manker is a better shot than he is an accountant. A silencer would be advisable in a built up area obviously unless you want an armed response unit turning asking awkward questions and wanting to do a head count 'n' all.
For a more subtle approach simply feed the cat outside, it will either learn to evacuate it's elementary system in the great outdoors as nature intended or burst. :blink:
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Hoi.
What gave you the idea that I'm not a good accountant.
Have you any idea how much chrome I have :emo:
Feeding outside has been initiated, the thing is that my missus won't do it if it's raining and she gets up for work earlier than I do.
It rains a lot in Wales.
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It rains a lot in Wales.
I know. I once had a family holiday in Rhyl and can't remember leaving the caravan :dry:
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Mate, I've been to Rhyl and believe me, you were better off inside.
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It rains a lot in Wales.
I know. I once had a family holiday in Rhyl and can't remember leaving the caravan :dry:
Are you still there? :blink:
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:lol:
They've got two doors, those statics. Great for sneaking out if you're a kid. Maybe effy got stuck in some kind of loop where each time he tries to leave through the rear door, he ends up coming back into the caravan thro' the front - and vice versa.
I could write a, fairly boring, sci-fi short story for gypsies about that :eyebrows:
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I have two dogs and one kitten
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I have two dogs and one kitten
Well that was exciting..... at least he's not a in a burning hurry to get to the playground. :idunno:
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:lol:
They've got two doors, those statics. Great for sneaking out if you're a kid. Maybe effy got stuck in some kind of loop where each time he tries to leave through the rear door, he ends up coming back into the caravan thro' the front - and vice versa.
I could write a, fairly boring, sci-fi short story for gypsies about that :eyebrows:
They'd only nick it. :no:
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idrgaf about my intellectual property. i give you people free gold on a daily basis.
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You can probably get a bag of a hundered manker posts down at the market for £4.50. Pikeys. :no:
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A little cute tortoise :D
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You forgot to tell him about the free steak knives.....
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You forgot to tell him about the free steak knives.....
That's the special where we throw steak knives at them without charge, right?
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I have cat named Mia.:whistling
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When I was a younger more drunken larrikin flatting with my best mate we had a dog I named Dfer. I so enjoyed when people asked Dfer? To which I replied Dfer dog. :naughty: