Hey boys...

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

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Originally Posted by manker

You're probably just on your period.

Strap a hot-water bottle to your stomach whilst you're ironing and take some evening primrose oil after you've cooked a hearty meal and you'll be right as rain :)

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Nah. I've a no-bleed coil shoved up my chuff, means I don't shed clots every month. I'm just narky all the time. :dry:

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Get on the injection - it's like magic.

No bleeding, no moods and no babies. It's not just magic, it's fantastic magic.

This thread has turned into an episode of Woman's Own.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

Nah. I've a no-bleed coil shoved up my chuff, means I don't shed clots every month. I'm just narky all the time. :dry:

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Get on the injection - it's like magic.

No bleeding, no moods and no babies. It's not just magic, it's fantastic magic.

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Migraine-inducing magic.

I'm happy with my method of contraception thanks. :dry:

The best contraception is no sex, which could be the way things are going unless cheese stops posting and does the dusting :ghey:

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Originally Posted by Cheese

This thread has turned into an episode edition of Woman's Own.

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You watch too much TV.

or who could forget womans hour on radio 4?

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

The best contraception is no sex, which could be the way things are going unless cheese stops posting and does the dusting :ghey:

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Yup. I better go and hang up the dishes and stuff. You won't see me posting again until it's all done.

Well, apart from the macro of course...

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

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Originally Posted by manker

Get on the injection - it's like magic.

No bleeding, no moods and no babies. It's not just magic, it's fantastic magic.

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Migraine-inducing magic.

I'm happy with my method of contraception thanks. :dry:

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I bet the migraine was nothing to do with the injection.

What with a house to look after and a job, I shouldn't wonder that it's sent your little head into a terrible tizzy :no:

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Originally Posted by Cheese

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The best contraception is no sex, which could be the way things are going unless cheese stops posting and does the dusting :ghey:

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Yup. I better go and hang up the dishes and stuff. You won't see me posting again until it's all done.

Well, apart from the macro of course...

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good luck.

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

The best contraception is no sex, which could be the way things are going unless cheese stops posting and does the dusting :ghey:

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Thats absolutely right. Nuptials for housework.

He's done all his chores now though. :shifty:

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Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

The best contraception is no sex, which could be the way things are going unless cheese stops posting and does the dusting :ghey:

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Thats absolutely right. Nuptials for housework.

He's done all his chores now though. :shifty:

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I'm too kind to myself.

Whoops, wrong account!

:blink:

Cheebus -> win.


That macro thing had me laughing hard.
Waking up people down the hallway :dabs:


EDit: Oh and as for the counting thread, it's really stupid, which is why I reckon cheebus wrought the pwnage in most splendid and righteous way.

There have been times when the lounge wasn't 90% spam, and crap like that thread, that keeps popping up over and over, serves, to some of us, as a reminder (as if we need another) that things are in a poorer state at the moment.

I actually remember days when most threads in here felt like they might be worth a read :dabs:

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I actually remember days when most threads in here felt like they might be worth a read :dabs:

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Ah but that required a bit of imagination on the part of thread starters and posters.

Sounds too much like homework to be worth the bother.

I got anally violated this breakfast time by a Chinese doctor with a tube similar to a hosepipe. And look at you girls whinging.