Mrs Thatcher takes in waifs and strays and has 132 pet cats.
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Mrs Thatcher takes in waifs and strays and has 132 pet cats.
Driving testers are cunts. Fact.
The word FUCK is a typo error of the well known organization FCUK (French Connections United Kingdom), made back in the 1940's in the Highlands.
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Originally Posted by Biggles
CrabGirl, is that you?
-bd
CrabGirl is Biggles. Fact.
Chebus is actually a mermaid, and crabgirl is a messenger from Poseidon charged with locating her and coaxing her back into the ocean.
i wouldn't mind being stuck in a lift with brotherdoobie
50% of "the daves" are fag.
-bd
50% of fags are "The Daves"
Frogs can often be found in the strangest places. Though they are never ashamed and admit it openly.
Vancouver is an anagram.
The ice is always smother on the other side.
Identical twins can sense each others discomfort, even if they are up to a foot apart.
Two plus two actually equals five.
No Englishman has ever admitted defeat.
No Englishman has ever been defeated.
The Aztecs and Incas trained monkeys to wait on them, this practice was eventually stopped after the monkeys attempted to overthrow their masters in a bloody rebellion. The rebellion was ultimately crushed but not before a team of monkey commandos led the Spanish to South America in an act of revenge.
Windmills weren't originally designed to pump water or grind crops, they were meant to scare off dragons and to keep questing Spanish knights busy.
The highest cause of death in Portugal is swamp fever.
The most popular hairstyle in 18th century China was the even steven with a temper fade.
That's actually TRUE :OQuote:
Originally Posted by Chip Monk
Canada has no stand-up comedians.
Alliteration was invented in 1492 by Chiffy Chidchester III.
6 out of every 10 cats are lesbians.
-bd
Nobody said they had to be untrue. Just made up.Quote:
Originally Posted by BarbarossaThat's actually TRUE :OQuote:
Originally Posted by Chip Monk
Leeches are suitable for petting zoos.
You can't get the bad aids from Barry Manilow.
-bd
Under the right conditions a man can arouse himself using nothing more than simple pornography.
Woofers where created because of Barry Manilow.
Dr.Prententious's new avatar is better than his old one :dabs:
TV's Les Dennis worked for the CIA during the cold war. His stage show is based on his real life experiences whilst doing that.
Les Dennis is the wench's dad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chip Monk
Les Dennis's real name is Dennis Les.
Crack was invented to keep the blacks in their place.
-bd
During storms clouds huddle together to stay dry.
Toilet paper was originally termed; "Leaf".
Altersermophobia is the fear of regional accents.
The Titanic was sunk on her maiden voyage by a giant lettuce.
This may need to be deleted soon,as i aim to have it fact.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
(this too may be a made up fact)
Barbarossa has fixed the go to last read post button.