I just want it, can't beg! Do not trade so -?
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I just want it, can't beg! Do not trade so -?
Can i have it??
I like seeding and im not an leecher...
im just like Hip to Hop cuz i dont stop a seed after another a word to my mother my seed is ruther like anal witout rubber :D:D
I am a good community user bla bla bla that won't wrok you want creative so here it's my birthday and my girl freinds i just got a perfect score sat won the lottery it's my parents 50th anniversiry my dog just had puppies im getting married i just met pamala anderson i am going to jamica first class :) i just had a baby i just got laid i'm getting laid whole im writing this with two gorls annnnddddd i really really really really really really just won't this invite so go through my posts and chek me out :) hope i win oooand by the way did get permission from the site ops for this???
I am in no danger of losing my account. Does that answer your question. Also I might add a second invite to the person that posts #1000 in this thread if if gets that high, but not for sure.
i doubt that it will it will take a verrrry long time....
here is a example of someone breaking rule 1 and 2. The result of this is that they are disqualified
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Originally Posted by tiolewis
Sorry , Im out :pinch: (Stupid!)
Dont take my example.
If you give me this invite, I shall waggle my rump and allow you to have your way with my cornhole. After you have ravaged my anus, I will gladly toss your salad. Be assured that the tossing will be long and vigorous. You say that you want the salad tossing to become a rusty trombone? Not a problem, your wish is my command.
I dont need invite by the way. Great giveaway and great fun.:) Might throw in another entry with a little more emphasis on the brighter side of life;)
I think you should give it to Presto. He's a wonderful guy and is dying for one.
Thoughtfully,
Free leech is awesome, no doubt about it. I want to look at the bigger pic here. I want in to feed and fill my need for it, to be able to say I'm here, I want and need it to complete the virtual me. I would like to be able to come and go as I like. Take advantage of the freebies. Post a comment about a grp rls just to talk sh!t because they suc fat donkey b@lls. :P Along with posting a comment about something internally rlsd that rocked my socks off!! :w00t: I gained quite a bit of knowledge about it these last few months, and now am hoping to get the freedom to explore it, keep it, savor(to give oneself to the enjoyment of: 'Didn't u hear, His Bit*h, Oh Yes.') it. :whistling
On another note, my custom title would be "crazyspic Bit*h!", oh and irc channel users watchout, "That's my Daddy, and I'm his Bit*h, Fish!" :naughty: :lol:
You are the man.
I'm not a trader.
I'm a boyscout.
It has the best content of any site.
It's fast as hell.
I seed everything to the fullest.
I will be your servant.
I have been trying to get this for years.
Great community
I have never been banned.
I'm sick.
I have a nasty scar across my entire stomach.
I will worship you.
My goldfish died.
You rule.
You should run for president.
You could kick Chuck Norris's ass.
I gave you a rep point.
It's my 16th birthday. This would make it sweet.
I agree.
Why me coz bla bla bla and bla bla bla and gr8 bla bla bla im sure u uderstand bla ;)
:w00t: Wow. I don't see this kind of giveaways very often. But i really love when someone do this. :D
I'll like to have the chance to get that invite because i like that tracker community and the rules of that tracker, specially no ratios rule, because i really don't have a very fast speed, but i do know ho to keep a good ratio.
Relative small amount of pleople but very good pretimes, speed, good security, good packs.
I would never trade under any circunstance any invite or accout that i have received, because i'm very responsable of my own acts, so you wouldn't have to worry about that.
I like to help people here, and if i get this i would try to help a lot more, because there would be no need for me to get another thing, because been a member of that community would be the best thing to me.
The only thing i know i that you are gonna make someone very happy today, and you will give a good example of how invites should be always.... FREE :yup:
So thanks for that.. and good luck to all !:D
hello, can i have it please?
Level 9 is an extremely difficult place to get into. Why would one person deserve an invite more than another?
First of all, with such a generous giveaway, I have to say that the most deserving person in this thread is the invite offerer. It is absolutely incredible to me that such an offer exists for such an elite place, yet this user is willing to give an invite. For what? What does he have to gain out of it? It is sharing at its finest.
Secondly, "deserve" is a somewhat robust term. Does it really matter in the end whether or not one gets onto this tracker? Sure, there's other sites out there, other excellent sites, but there is obviously a very good reason that this is rated so highly. And this is the reason so many users, on a day to day basis, ask, no, beg for invites. We are all more than willing to find out why this tracker is rated so high.
This giveaway is excellent, my congrats go out to the user who wins it. If it be me, well I won't congratulate myself, but feel very fortunate for such an excellent opportunity.
to quote one Doug Larson,
"Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog"
Be the computer. Be the dog.
kokoo is my fav for all the generosity he has shown here :)
I will not even contend for an invite in this mad race, there are many more generous souls here who deserve it
Good luck to you all.
My mom bakes the best cookies. I win?
I already offered disgusting sex acts on page 9, so you're all just wasting your time.
ok heres my plea...
i had the WORST day evar evar today...
So, this morning I wake up to check my torrents, internet died in the middle of the night because some genious hit the fucking junction box and took out the whole nieghborhood. Then, as I'm getting ready to go to work, I go outside to start my car, and what do I find? A flat tire. So I get out my jack and whatnot, put on the donut, (keep in mind that it is around 20f outside where I live this time of year), and get the spare on.
Then I start my daily drive to work, no cigarettes, fuck. So I stopped at the gas station, go to the counter to buy a pack, "Oh this is going to be $5 something." Im thinking "WTF?!? When the hell did the cigarette tax go up. Fuck it I need these for today." So I proceed with my checkout and head to work.
Once I got to work, my boss tells me that since the marketing dept. has a tradeshow in a week, that I I I get to clean out the storage area. This is a huge room, about 40m x 60m and it is FILLED with crap. I spent the majority of the morning, until lunch at noon, cleaning this shithole.
Then lunch. No Mountain Dew, FUCK.
After lunch I had to set up computers in a meeting room, so the factory employees can fill out their taxes/health insurance/etc... This was about the only non-terrible part of today.
After work, I went to the local mall to get some pants I saw on sale. I buy the pants, head out to my car and on the way out realize, "Shit these aren't the right ones?!" "How did he buy the wrong pants and not realize?" you might ask... well, I don't know. BAH
SOooo to continue this prosperous venture, I head to the local unnamed mechanic garage to get my flat tire fixed. This is the worst evar.
I walk in greeted by two inbred mongoloids eating cheesecurds.
"Hiya, can I help you today?" Sputters the bigger one.
"Yea, uh, I have a flat tire and I was wondering if I could get it fixed." I said.
"Sure, why don't you bring your car into the garage and we'll take care of it."
I brought my car into the garage and they raised it with a pneumatic lift. CLUNK CLUNK
"So how much is this going to cost?" I asked as he removed my spare.
"Uh, well since it's friday, how about I give you a deal?"
"SWEET" i thought...
After removing the spare, he proceeded to check the air and fill my other tires. He then took one of the cheap $5 tire plug you can get from any hardware store, and plugged my tire.
"So how much do I owe you?" I again asked.
"Hmm, well how about we do this off the books, cash." He said.
"I guess if I'm getting a deal." I though, too stressed and tired to realize what was going on.
"Ok, sounds fine, how much?" I repeated a 3rd time.
"Well, how does $40 sound, at our competitor across the street there, it would be $85, so this is the lowest I can go." He said happily.
"WTF 40 FUCKING DOLLARS?!?!?, I could've done that shit MYSELF!" "AHGHGHG"
So I walked down the street to the nearest atm. "This ATM is currently OUT OF ORDER."
"WEAK, LAME" I yelled in my head.
So, I walked back to the garage, and told him the machine was broken.
"Ok well since I trust you, why don't you go down the road to the other one and get the money." He replied greedily.
"ugh" says I
I got back, reluctantly paid him, and left.
When I got home, my Dad asked me how much it ended up costing.
I told him.
"WTF!?" yelled my Dad. The veins in his neck started to show...
"You just got FUCKED, GOD DAMNNIT, WTF?! Why would the do this shit to a 19yr old kid?!?"
I went to my computer and check the phone # of a local competitor.
"Hello this is Jim, how can I help you today?"
"Uh, yea, how much would you charge to plug a flat?"
"Umm, about $23.99."
"Ugh, I just got fucked, Thanks."
*Click*
My Dad then got on the phone with the prick that took my money and demanded it back, then he got in his truck and headed over there.
When he got there the asshole was at the counter.
"Can I help you today sir?"
"Yea my kid was just in here and you plugged his tire." Dad said.
"ok..."
"YEA AND WTF $40 bullshit is this, YOU'RE A FUCKIN CROOK."
"Well sir you see we charge for time and labor..."
"TIME AND LABOR, WTF, YOU FUCKING PLUGGED A TIRE!?!?! FUCK ME THAT'S NOT EITHER?!"
The guy was happy to give my dad $20 of my money back, but my Dad wasn't finished yet.
"I'm going to call the BBB and ***** corporate and report your ass, I'm going to have your fuckin' job you asshole.
The guy then took the other $20 OUT OF HIS FUCKIN POCKET! He fucking took half my fucking money, hard earned money, and he fuckin pocketed it! WTF
So the guy ended up giving my dad his money back, and that was that.
This was a terrible day, and I just spent 20 mins writing this shit.
Also, my cat died two days ago.
I FUCKING DESERVE THIS.
thanks for your time, I hope you were mildly amused at the least.
donvito
i wonder how u are allowed to do lvl9 giveaway while others are not.
i want it because this is my post #15 and if you subtract 6 you get 9.
In the sprit of giving I will also add a second invite to this giveaway, to the person who posts the sexiest picture of their girlfriend or them self if they happen to be FEMALE holding a sign saying "FTN owns my ass"
this is degrading.
here comes my 16th post. this means 16-6=10. this should get me that invite.
Have nothing like what u offer...I do not trade account invites-ect. Know the rules of the site B4 i sign up! Thats All,Hope 2 be considered?
This is starting to sound fake. Regardless, I would get my girl to hold up that sign, for the fun of it. I think it would be pretty sweet. I would make it my avatar. But again this isn't sounding right....?
one might ask such a picture with mothers. it seams he is into teens.
I will anounce the winner dont worry, if you think its fake then stop posting by all means. There are still alot of people posting to this tread and i want to give everyone a chance at this who is interested. This is why i said i will close the thread and anounce the winner people stop posting to this thread.
i did not say it was fake. i just did not like the picture thing. you said to post whatever. i posted those subtractions. i think i deserve the invite for that.
your right you win. I cant argue with that logic :P
wow! shall i pm my mail?