They Say That Men Don't Understand

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Originally posted by Spindulik+25 July 2003 - 22:52--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Spindulik @ 25 July 2003 - 22:52)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ron@25 July 2003 - 16:32

Sorry to inform you that God HAS&nbsp; to be a man.
Jesus was born from Mary, right?
Jesus was also Gods son.
So unless God and Mary were lesbians, and they had in vitro fertilisation in that era, God had to be male.
Quite frankly, I just think that Mary dearest just had a little hanky panky on&nbsp; the side, and she invented that story about the Holy Ghost stopping by in order not to get caught.

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This is GREAT&#33;

Lesbianism factor proves God is heterosexual.

All boils down to Mary&#39;s Hanky Panky. You never heard in the Bible about Jesus as a toddler or teenager. I guess that "fling" with Mary had to come up again (no Maury Povich paternity shows in those days), so Jesus was there for the rescue to continue his mother&#39;s alabi, in his 30&#39;s. One elaborate story led to another. Stone age Soap Opera. [/b][/quote]
Wait a minute&#33; I just remembered. The key word is "virgin Mary" or Virgin Mother, so God could be a lesbian.

But whatever the situation, in order to keep her title, poor Joseph was getting no action.

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Originally posted by Spindulik@26 July 2003 - 15:06
But whatever the situation, in order to keep her title, poor Joseph was getting no action.

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You forgot about the sheep.

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Originally posted by lynx+26 July 2003 - 07:15--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lynx @ 26 July 2003 - 07:15)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Spindulik@26 July 2003 - 15:06
But whatever the situation, in order to keep her title, poor Joseph was getting no action.

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You forgot about the sheep. [/b][/quote]
The was no such thing as virgin sheep back then, Even virgin wool&#33;

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Originally posted by Spindulik@26 July 2003 - 15:18
The was no such thing as virgin sheep back then, Even virgin wool&#33;

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There&#39;s Virgin Trains, and they&#39;re f*cked.

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Originally posted by lynx+26 July 2003 - 09:15--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lynx @ 26 July 2003 - 09:15)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Spindulik@26 July 2003 - 15:06
But whatever the situation, in order to keep her title, poor Joseph was getting no action.

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You forgot about the sheep. [/b][/quote]
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Originally posted by Ron@26 July 2003 - 02:01
Women have multiple orgasms.
Giving birth is the price they have to pay for that.

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I know some men who can have mutiple orgasms too. But I guess you&#39;re too old for that :P

:D but isnt it great being a girl skweeky?
one is never enough. :P

hehe, exactly. And taking a bath or shower just doubles the fun :lol:

:"> pass the soap skweek. :-"

i love to be a man for a day though.
just to see how it feels.
no more than a day though, i like being a girl too much. ;)

/me throws the soap at lilmiss

you want to borrow my special shower head too? :D


Yeah, I&#39;d love to be a man for one day too. I&#39;ve always wondered what it would be like to have a penis fully in control :lol:

If either of you were men for a day, you&#39;d be so busy playing with "it" that you&#39;d get nothing else done&#33; :P

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Originally posted by Skweeky@26 July 2003 - 15:16
I&#39;ve always wondered what it would be like to have a penis fully in control :lol:

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thanks for the shower head missy&#33; >_<
/me slopes off to the bathroom........ ;) :D

a man control his penis? :D :P :) :lol:
that&#39;ll be the day&#33; :-"
my boyfriend cant even control his when he pee&#39;s.
(he has a ring, and it sprays all over the seat, floor, wall.... :rolleyes: )

erm, no, I&#39;m sorry, I meant it differently. I&#39;d like to know how it would be to be controlled by a penis.


and tite-wad, you don&#39;t need a penis to be able to play with &#39;it&#39; all day long :P

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Originally posted by Skweeky@26 July 2003 - 15:27
erm, no, I&#39;m sorry, I meant it differently. I&#39;d like to know how it would be to be controlled by a penis.

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:D
brilliant.

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Originally posted by Skweeky@26 July 2003 - 10:27
and tite-wad, you don&#39;t need a penis to be able to play with &#39;it&#39; all day long :P

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True. ;)


And a very nice thing that is too&#33; :P

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Originally posted by lilmiss@26 July 2003 - 08:24
(he has a ring, and it sprays all over the seat, floor, wall.... :rolleyes: )[/color]

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Maybe people aren&#39;t meant to wear cattle jewelery.

12 million years of evolution (perfect urination) and he has to modifiy it one day.

maybe, but i urge every girl to get there boyfriend done.
its magic. :sorcerer:

Uggh... I&#39;d never get a Prince Albert. If me woman wanted me to get one, I&#39;d strongly advise her to get her bits pierced first, and I mean all ah&#39; her bits.

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Originally posted by lilmiss@26 July 2003 - 16:58
maybe, but i urge every girl to get there boyfriend done.
its magic. :sorcerer:

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So what you&#39;re saying is we should all go to a place and get some Prick to Prick our little Pricks and shove a keyring through them :blink: :blink:

Ummm, I quite like mine how it is really :ph34r: So I think I&#39;ll pass :P

Jonno B)

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Originally posted by chalkmongoose@26 July 2003 - 17:03
I&#39;d strongly advise her to get her bits pierced first, and I mean all ah&#39; her bits.

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my mum has both nipples done, and is getting her "mary" done soon too. good on her. i keep telling her she should put string between her two rings and pull. instant wonderbra. :D

@ jonno, you like it now.....
my bloke says it increases his sexual pleasure too, the only other thing that does that is beer. :P

Well, I suppose you&#39;d never forget where you "hung your keys" then. :P

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Originally posted by lilmiss@26 July 2003 - 17:13


@ jonno, you like it now.....
my bloke says it increases his sexual pleasure too, the only other thing that does that is beer.&nbsp; :P [/color]

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But I don&#39;t like needles :blink: The last bloke stuck a needle in me nearly got his lights put out :angry: And that was in my arm :blink:
So can you imagine someone doing it down there :blink:
And that&#39;s only if they can find it 1st :blink: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

Edit@Tite Wad:- :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@26 July 2003 - 12:17
And that&#39;s only if they can find it 1st :blink:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

Jonno B)

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Umm... maybe a "pinkie ring" would be better suited for your particular... er... em... physique... then Jonno. :P

i hate needles too.
dreading this next tattoo, its gonna be two hours of work at least.
but if the end result is gonna be good, i dont mind a wee bit of pain. >_<

@ tite wad, :D
i normally keep &#39;em in my purse. :rolleyes: :D :P

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Originally posted by tite-wad@26 July 2003 - 17:29

Umm... maybe a "pinkie ring" would be better suited for your particular... er... em... physique... then Jonno. :P

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See&#33; :rolleyes: You just keep missunderstanding me :rolleyes:
I meant, cos most of the guys that do it have to wear big glasses and I generally wear .......errrrrr lots.....errrrrr.......Nope, I just can&#39;t talk my way outta this one :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Lilmiss.....You just a cool Rock Chick ain&#39;t you B)
I keep thinking about getting some art on me, but I don&#39;t really know what to have :blink: And I can think of better things to spend money on :D

Jonno B)

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Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@26 July 2003 - 12:38
I keep thinking about getting some art on me, but I don&#39;t really know what to have :blink:

Jonno B)

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You could always have the Rubber Fly Man inked onto (into) yer bum&#33; http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/idea.gif

well, ive been thinking of better things to spend my money on for too long.
i want this tatt while im still young and wrinkle free. :D
just gotta get the design right.
if you find any good fairy pics, i could use them. ;)

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Originally posted by lilmiss@26 July 2003 - 12:49
if you find any good fairy pics, i could use them. ;)

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Well.......


Nope - too easy&#33; <_<

You must be in one of those newage families.
I think when I have kids, I&#39;ll make sure they&#39;re properly pierced and tattooed.
W00T

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Originally posted by chalkmongoose@26 July 2003 - 17:54
You must be in one of those newage families.
I think when I have kids, I&#39;ll make sure they&#39;re properly pierced and tattooed.
W00T

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I hope you not having a go at our Lilmiss there dude? :huh:

@Tite Wad:- Rubber Fly Man......Cooooooooollllllllllll, would you like to see him again :blink: :rolleyes: :lol: :lol: I wanted to have &#39;Up The Arsnal&#39; on my lower back , but I did&#39;nt have enough money to finish it :lol: :lol:

@Lilmiss, me find you Pixie/Fairy piccy, where you gonna have it? :D

Jonno B)

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Originally posted by chalkmongoose@26 July 2003 - 12:54
... when I have kids ....

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http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/nerves.gif Brrrrrrrr&#33; - Did anyone else just get a cold chill?

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Originally posted by tite-wad+26 July 2003 - 17:59--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 26 July 2003 - 17:59)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-chalkmongoose@26 July 2003 - 12:54
... when I have kids ....

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http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/nerves.gif Brrrrrrrr&#33; - Did anyone else just get a cold chill? [/b][/quote]
Yes, but I tried not too think about it, so I just looked at my pic of Margret Thatcher in the nude on a cold day :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

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Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@26 July 2003 - 12:57
I wanted to have &#39;Up The Arsnal&#39; on my lower back , but I did&#39;nt have enough money to finish it :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

Jonno B)

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So are you saying you have the words "Up the Arse" printed on yer backside then? http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/huh1.gif

surely a guy getting rid of a kidney stone through the &#39;wrong&#39; hole would be pain on the same level as childbirth?

i mean, comparing relative sizes and fitness for purpose, the guy has a hard time too...

my family aint newage.
more like fecked up. :D

the tat is gonna go down me spine, from neck to my butt.
its a big tree, and im getting a load of pixies, fairies etc...to hang off it.
i want the one i use in my sig at the bottom of it reading a book instead of doing a bong, but shes keeping her wings. ;)

jonno, you wanna see me other ones? :P

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Originally posted by lilmiss@26 July 2003 - 18:02


jonno, you wanna see me other ones? :P [/color]

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Yeah yeah yeah :P Me pant like a dawg :D :P

Jonno B)

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Originally posted by lilmiss@26 July 2003 - 13:02
you wanna see me other ones? :P

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:w00t: You have pictures???


Yes, yes, please share&#33;&#33;&#33; http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/bounce.gif

:P i&#39;ll pm ya it.
they are a bit naff compared to what i want though.

Oo moma :D B) What a belly :D Me waiting like a dawg on heat :P :P :D

Jonno B)

anyone else feel left out?

:&#39;(