I bet you wanted to, mind. Have sex with a lady.
Apparently all women want to but will only admit it on the internet or if coerced by a fine liquor.
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I bet you wanted to, mind. Have sex with a lady.
Apparently all women want to but will only admit it on the internet or if coerced by a fine liquor.
Or a studded club.
That looks to be a cross between Austin Powers and Snoop Dogg :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Ooooo, yeah baby! Can I be your gangsta bitch daddio?Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
I think I can carry that off especially if I throw in the Fat Bastard accent too.
How exactly does one smack ones bitch up though? :blink: It would appear to defy the basic laws of gravity.
which is very similar to some "local shop" liquorsQuote:
Originally Posted by chalice
It's a tricky skill but it helps if you have a bitch in the first place, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Meow.
I can't believe I'm not street enough for a white middle class middle aged civil servant. And I listen to Eminem and everything :cry:.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
And cheap at twice the price , Les.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggleswhich is very similar to some "local shop" liquorsQuote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Fucking cork-screws are getting dearer, though.
Have you ever had sex with a lady Manker? You can tell me, I won't tell a soul.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
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Originally Posted by mankerIt's a tricky skill but it helps if you have to have a bitch in the first place, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Meow.
:glag:
Fuck no.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousHave you ever had sex with a lady Manker? You can tell me, I won't tell a soul.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I just wank to pics I find on the interweb of hawt bewbs.
Middle aged? That's my ego flattered for the evening :01:Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousI can't believe I'm not street enough for a white middle class middle aged civil servant. And I listen to Eminem and everything :cry:.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Feck :cry: I'm happy about being called middled aged. I'm buggered.
I noticed that btw Manker :dabs:
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Originally Posted by Biggles
It was pretty rotten but I've got so much of my spleen still to vent. It's a damn shame, actually, that I like all of the people that post in the lounge.
Where did all the annoying cunts go? I miss them :cry:
I think JP and your good self whipped their sorry asses off the board - if I recall correctly.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerhttp://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/icons/icon4.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
It was pretty rotten but I've got so much of my spleen still to vent. It's a damn shame, actually, that I like all of the people that post in the lounge.
Where did all the annoying cunts go? I miss them :cry:
Wurd, Les.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigglesI think JP and your good self whipped their sorry asses off the board - if I recall correctly.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Now there's nobody to harshify.
/Ducks for cover, like.
I do recall JP on his hounding mission to cleanse the bored of decent folk like Guillaume, Blythorama, Gemby, MagicNakor and MUSLEMAN but I was in the red corner for that bout.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigglesI think JP and your good self whipped their sorry asses off the board - if I recall correctly.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Fighting for the little people, standing up against the tyranny of the Glasgow Mafia.
We lost, sadly, and decent members fell, never to be heard of again :cry:
Men don't get really interesting until they're middle aged :D.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
I express my love for some one , by being true and thinking about them before myself.
And learning punctuation.Quote:
Originally Posted by yoda-iam
some of what i mentioned i already did and still do.the rest, I'm trying my best to do.Quote:
If you can do all that without making her vomit you're either very lucky or very unfortunate, depending on your disposition.
it isn't about what you can do or what you did,sometimes only trying and giving your most effort to make whom you love happy is what matters the most.
and she didn't vomit :naughty:
Well said, my young mong.Quote:
Originally Posted by SAM
thank you, my dear moron :)
Mmmm, and sometimes that isn't enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by SAM
i would just tell them
Kill/Cut/hurt hahahah....good one :))) =))
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Originally Posted by MiniMalistic
More worrying is that this option has two votes :blink:
other ways...
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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Tsk Tsk you lazy boy you , what ever happened to the warm wash cloth ? ;)
Not sure if he uses the tissues for tears...
Sacrifice
Nothing says love like a dead goat out on the front lawn. lol
I went out with someone once who had a rag :sick:. He ended up at the gum clinic with some sort of lurgy, and they said it might be chlamydia so I ended up having to go along too. Turns out it was this fucking rag he used to use to wipe up after. Why am I saying this?Quote:
Originally Posted by peat mossQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Tsk Tsk you lazy boy you , what ever happened to the warm wash cloth ? ;)
Edit: knew there was a moral to the story somewhere. Love is.....when you think you have the clap, you tell your partner.
i think i fell in love with a few nurses recently, but after a wank i forgot about them all, so my answer would be have a wank :mellow: