Ruin A Wish Game

there will be the greatest storm ever which will hit your town so you can't get out side your house :)
by the way, what is the cable has to do with my yacht :D
i wish i have a jet plane :)

you have that hights desease that makes your ears bleed when you fliy

I wish I was a little bit taller...

Sorry , u JUST CAN't :(

I wish Miklos Feher didn't must die :cry::pinch::no::cry1: (2004 , he play for Benfica)

he died.

I wanna fly like an eagle... to the sea
Fly like an eagle let my spirits carry me, I wanna
fly...

U r human, not the f*cking bird :D ! Stay on ground ~! :D :P

I wish I can bring the stars down :D:naughty:

stars are huge balls of gas, not solids

i wish i could get free cheeseburgers

sorry nothing is free
i wich i have a machine gun

Sry , just military(and gangster's) can have it (u r not soldier or gangster). In next life...Neeeext :naughty:
I wish i can see through the walls :D

u are to blind to see :(

i wish i had sex with 6 lesbians :|

Sorry lesbians don't want sex with u !

I wish i can go whereever i like

i wish you are blind

i wish i could go back 5 years :(

There is no time mashine ! Go to woork

I wish Ajax give 3 more goal in second half !

ajax isnt;' capable to give 3 more:)

i wish we end this thread :D

There isn't end of this thread ! Everybody want to wish more and more

I wish i can sleep today a bit longer !

After you stay awake for 72 hours

I wish that dream's who going to post after me comes true

you are granted but you have terrible wishes for the rest of your life

i wish i was the richest person in the world

Granted, you are the richest man in the world . But you're the only person left on Earth, everyone else has gone to a better planet, far far away .

I wish water wasn't so wet .

To bad it's gonna get even wetter when the tsunami hits your town

I wish had power over other peoplez emotions...

you will try for your entire life and fail to do so

I wish I had the ability to have or do or be anything I want, and never what I don't want.

Granted, sadly you're in a life-long coma, so everything you do or wish for has no substance .

I wish i could communicate with animals .

unfortunately the animals doesn't understand you

i wish i run away with jessica alba :(

Granted, but Jessica is a necrophiliac & will only have sex with you if you're dead .

I wish the dinosaurs hadn't died out .

They have.:)

I wish the world was square.

i won't wish
so this way i ruin the wish game

The Wishmaster General has read between the lines & has deemed your desire to end the Wish Game is in fact a poorly disguised wish . Your wish is temporarily granted .
You're so happy & excited (because finally your life appears to have a purpose ?), you go laughing & dancing into the street, straight into the path of a bus . From your hospital bed, you make sad, tearfull & pathetic plea's to the Wishmaster General , seeking forgiveness .
He has compassion, reinstates the Wish Game, cures your injuries, but as punishment gives you Ginger hair .

I wish for world peace .

the peace exist if you can compare it to the war so no peace without war so the war come.

I wish the earth will not blow out soon!

the earth blows out in 2012, then comes back in 10 seconds for no apparent reason..only 10 survive.

I wish I had $1 mil...no wait...$100 billion dollars in platinum bullion in a perfect Swiss bank account.

Granted . Sadly, the indigenous Swiss population has been declining for decades & the country relies on legal & illegal immigrants to function, racial & religious tensions are mounting . In a bid to defuse the situation, the government gives full citizenship to all illegals , own goal . The next election is a landslide for the Muslim Coalition Party, Switzerland is declared a Muslim state under full Sharia law . The Swiss banking system collapses, the neighboring countries close the borders, the mullahs prepare for holy war . Your Platinum is requisitioned to fund the upcoming jihad, you get a free copy of the Koran in the post .

I wish i lived in a tree house .

It looks like you are alrerady in a tree house.:lol:

dutch elm disease:(

I wish I could fly

you fall.

I wish I could turn on/off invisible.

Granted ...... however, when you become invisible, you are only invisible to human eyes . A side effect is that animals & insects can not only see you, they are sexually aroused by your presence & basically use you as a cum dump.
This may, or may not, upset you .

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I wish for peace in the Middle East .

The U.S announces theyre invading Iran

Wish i had a fast car

Granted .... sadly, it's the year 2023 & gas has become a rarity, you cannot afford the cash to fuel your fast car .
You can however hire the services of bummer-boy gangs, who for a price (not financial) , will launch your car downhill, so you can satisfy that need-for-speed .

I wish the French language was abolished .

granted

i wish Obama is sacked or assasigned

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Originally Posted by VinX

granted

i wish Obama is sacked or assasigned

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He is in no danger. He will be an old man before you can read the instructions.:whistling

I wish everyone could be happy.:)





Apologies if English is not your first language.:)

Nobody is happy, because of the polution \ tons of terrorists \ natural diseases \ financiar resources .. so no way that everyone is happy :(.

I wish it was snow in my city.

Snow turn to slush. If it happens quickly it can cause flooding.:(

I wish a lot of people would not believe what the press want them to believe. Remember we must have had some global warming to come out off the ice age and we are still here.:) No I was not there at the time.:lol:

Internet goes down for three weeks and no news is available for you.

I wish I could live in a log cabin in the snow.... isolated from mankind for one week.

The global warming will increase, and the snow will melt ;)

I wish that sunnydown will remove his avatar right away

My internet is too slow and I am out of hard-drive space.

I wish I could have a pre-paid Visa Card with 3K on it. :D