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It's from the teachzoring, you pick up lots of useful stuff like that. Though I hardly have to punish my followers, they'll do my bidding 'cos they think I'm awesome or something :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Sound advice - have you considered hitching up and having a couple of dozen kids? I think you demonstrate the necessary expertise.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
And yes, I have considered it.
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Originally Posted by BarbarossaYou've got a couple of dozen :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
EDIT: I know JP has to number his because he forgets their names, you must have to do the same :unsure:
I think I have a couple - SGG just makes it feel like a couple of dozen :blink:
I'm still sick, still have aids :cry: :fist:
Give it a week, it'll go away.
You're better at photoshop then I am!Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
I like the second one more.
I still look pretty bad tho...
You're welcome to mess around with the image as much as you want.
Even young fells how the dash are you ce soir.
got man-flu/aids:emo:
I warned you that it is a nasty bug. You are much closer to the border too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
damn foreigners:dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by BigglesI warned you that it is a nasty bug. You are much closer to the border too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
:O I hope you are being pampered relentlessly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Gone through our work place like a dose of salts - watch out for chest infections - apparently a bit of a bugger.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bodamn foreigners:dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
I think it is actually manbirdfluaids this one.
i'm sitting in a feckin freezing room and posting pish on the internets:emo:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley:O I hope you are being pampered relentlessly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
like some kind of mist?:oQuote:
Originally Posted by BigglesGone through our work place like a dose of salts - watch out for chest infections - apparently a bit of a bugger.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
I think it is actually manbirdfluaids this one.
some kind of scotch mist:shifty:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QytRqV8kOBc[/youtube]
:O Isn't teh wench coming armed with Vic and soothing balms?Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Boi'm sitting in a feckin freezing room and posting pish on the internets:emo:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
she's at home, eating pies:no:Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles:O Isn't teh wench coming armed with Vic and soothing balms?Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
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Originally Posted by Proper Boshe's at home, eating pies:no:Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
She prolly thinks it is best to be cruel to be kind or something else
I think it's something else, she really likes those chicken pies.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigglesQuote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
She prolly thinks it is best to be cruel to be kind or something else
You have converted her :OQuote:
Originally Posted by Proper BoI think it's something else, she really likes those chicken pies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
I served up chicken last night - free range I proudly said. No 1 son looked up and said "so it is supposed to taste better if they had false hope"?
:idunno: sarcastic git :(
fan-tastic:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by BigglesYou have converted her :OQuote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
I served up chicken last night - free range I proudly said. No 1 son looked up and said "so it is supposed to taste better if they had false hope"?
:idunno: sarcastic git :(
the wench isn't a proper vegemetarian, like, she still eats chicken and turkey. She did want some pepperami once but wouldn't hactually eat it. true story.
I'm a post-modern vegetarian tho', I eat meat ironically.
bill bailey, ftw
I'm taking that as a no.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Boi'm sitting in a feckin freezing room and posting pish on the internets:emo:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
Me, me. I win the aids. Nobody post. :)
Ben FTW :01:Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
the wench said I had to eat something even tho' i've got the bad aids. she told me to have toast but i had a kit kat cause i couldn't find any toast. true story.
plus she's not the boss of me:snooty:
maybe you should drink plenty of fluids or something else.
Generally you have to make toast yourself :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
You can buy those melba toast things that explode if you try to spread anything on them like.
worst attempt at cybering evar:no:Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
ffs, i don't do cooking:snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Also, now that busy's dead or something else, can we rename the busyedit to the allenSedit? I've noticed he does it on lyke every post evar.
How is toast better than a slice of bread.
I've noticed it too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
It's kind of menthol.
Truesers. :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
As Vic Reeves asked - "What's the main ingredient of toast"
"Heat"
No way, some things are sacrosanct.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
toasting masks the staleness.:yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
Too heavy on the sarcasm?
Yes or no? :unsure:
:lol: Perfect I think.
Today I got "re-structured" at work. Everything I've worked for for the last few years has been negated. I have a team of nine who are heartbroken because we were brilliant
It utterly sucks.
Damn nazi's.... Someone needs to give them the old cunt-punch. :dry:
I've been out since four trying to make sense of it all and all i feel is sick. I've been holding it together all day and now i just feel like utter utter shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez