Yeah I'm a racist, the godfather of my 2nd son is black and so are many many of my friends. Also I'm half Puerto Rican :) They do call NYC the "Melting Pot" So I may be alot of things but not racist
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Yeah I'm a racist, the godfather of my 2nd son is black and so are many many of my friends. Also I'm half Puerto Rican :) They do call NYC the "Melting Pot" So I may be alot of things but not racist
My cat is black. :smilie4:
And he listens to Gangsta Rap when i'm not around. :cool:
Scotsmen. :dabs:
"The trouble with Scotland is that it's full of Scots"
Im sure this pisses you off right?
Detale, do you honesty think that's the first time he's heard that?
I remember saying that to him a few years back.
He ate and shat me.
Do you know why? Because he didn't need to borrow quotes from Irvine Welsh.
:ermm: I herd he killed a man once.
Call me whatever you like.
I'll be calling you Cawkmonger.
Cawkmonger.?? isn't that Gaelic for Chalice? Oh no thats right Chalice is Gaelic for testicular implant right? :o
Testicular Implant. You were saving that all day for JP and you vented it on me.
What a waste.
It'll take another day to think of something else, I fear.
Can I be in your sig too, cawkmonger?
Love child #1
Detale, I couldn't possibly be your gay uncle.
Your mum says she draws the line at incest (in between swallows, like). Anything else goes, though.
Well I was quoting Edward Longshanks from Braveheart so go ahead make fun
Yes, we all knew that, you fucking crack baby.
Crack baby!? At least my mom could afford crack and didn't have to drink hairspray!!
:lol:
That must be the worst comeback ever.
"At least my mom could afford crack".
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38_MwcGDNhQ[/youtube]
:glagpinch:
Damn thats great!
Did you fulfil her crack requirements.
Her crack requirements had grown beyond The Grand Canyon.
I tried, but the gravitational pull was too dangerous.
I'm sure you went about your work hole heartedly.
I had to send in probes first, like.
Always good to have a thorough probing, particularly where the crack is involved.
Report from probes as follows...
'It's full of stars'
I'm gonna try ramming her with a monolith next.
Just the back of eight o'clock.
2001 A Space Oddity.
Can't believe you didn't catch yon.
I'm beginning to over-estimate you.
I thought you could read my mind. Or lack thereof.
20:01
Think it thro'
Fucking hell.
Genius.
You over-estimate moi.
What a silly cunt am I!!!