Skank of the month

It is covered in filth. The filthy water cannot possible get one clean. It's unpossible.

I don't think I've taken a bath since my Mammy was bathing me. :emo:

Three minute showers ftw.

I like a nice long shower. It's my sanctuary.


-bd :happy:

showers are the nuts! but i end up staying in for like 15 mins and there aint no hot water left for anyone else hehehehehe

No no no, baths it's always been and baths it always will be. We never had a shower at home when I was a kid.

Bath time happens in the morning because that's the only time when I am alone in the flat and can perform my ablutions and do my lady things without getting yelled at to find stuff or asked what I'm doing and why every 5 minutes. Admittedly would be much better to have it at night before you get into bed, but needs must.

Baths work in conjunction with soap. Soap holds the dirt away from you by forming a structure around it which is attracted to water on the outside but hydrophobic on the inside. The inside is where the dirt sits. The soap also repels itself, thus staying dissolved in the water. In effect, you may be sat in the bath surrounded by dirt, but the soap and dirt complexes are held away from you and in the water quite effectively by something known as the natural order of the universe.

You bunch of freakin' mongoloids :rolleyes:.

I agree with the soapy alien girl :happy:

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No no no, baths it's always been and baths it always will be. We never had a shower at home when I was a kid.

Bath time happens in the morning because that's the only time when I am alone in the flat and can perform my ablutions and do my lady things without getting yelled at to find stuff or asked what I'm doing and why every 5 minutes. Admittedly would be much better to have it at night before you get into bed, but needs must.

Baths work in conjunction with soap. Soap holds the dirt away from you by forming a structure around it which is attracted to water on the outside but hydrophobic on the inside. The inside is where the dirt sits. The soap also repels itself, thus staying dissolved in the water. In effect, you may be sat in the bath surrounded by dirt, but the soap and dirt complexes are held away from you and in the water quite effectively by something known as the natural order of the universe.

You bunch of freakin' mongoloids :rolleyes:.

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Quite the most convincing argument for having a bath ever.

Fantastic.

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No no no, baths it's always been and baths it always will be. We never had a shower at home when I was a kid.

It's a lot harder to drink wine in the shower.

You bunch of freakin' mongoloids :rolleyes:.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

No no no, baths it's always been and baths it always will be. We never had a shower at home when I was a kid.

Bath time happens in the morning because that's the only time when I am alone in the flat and can perform my ablutions and do my lady things without getting yelled at to find stuff or asked what I'm doing and why every 5 minutes. Admittedly would be much better to have it at night before you get into bed, but needs must.

Baths work in conjunction with soap. Soap holds the dirt away from you by forming a structure around it which is attracted to water on the outside but hydrophobic on the inside. The inside is where the dirt sits. The soap also repels itself, thus staying dissolved in the water. In effect, you may be sat in the bath surrounded by dirt, but the soap and dirt complexes are held away from you and in the water quite effectively by something known as the natural order of the universe.

You bunch of freakin' mongoloids :rolleyes:.

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got us told:tank:

I don't like baths.

Sitting in a pool of your own shite is bad enough. Making it soapy shite doesn't really improve the situation for me but to each their own.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

No no no, baths it's always been and baths it always will be. We never had a shower at home when I was a kid.

Bath time happens in the morning because that's the only time when I am alone in the flat and can perform my ablutions and do my lady things without getting yelled at to find stuff or asked what I'm doing and why every 5 minutes. Admittedly would be much better to have it at night before you get into bed, but needs must.

Baths work in conjunction with soap. Soap holds the dirt away from you by forming a structure around it which is attracted to water on the outside but hydrophobic on the inside. The inside is where the dirt sits. The soap also repels itself, thus staying dissolved in the water. In effect, you may be sat in the bath surrounded by dirt, but the soap and dirt complexes are held away from you and in the water quite effectively by something known as the natural order of the universe.

You bunch of freakin' mongoloids :rolleyes:.

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Quite the most convincing argument for having a bath ever.

Fantastic.

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Meh.

There is a film on top of the water. Bather exits and must come up through the film like a duck from a mossy pond. There's no way to avoid it.

Bathes suck. Fact.

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I don't like baths.

Sitting in a pool of your own shite is bad enough. Making it soapy shite doesn't really improve the situation for me but to each their own.

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Y'know, we may have spotted a generational thing; we prefer showers, she prefers baths - much as our parents and grandparents did.

I like old-fashioned girls, myself. :naughty:

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No no no, baths it's always been and baths it always will be. We never had a shower at home when I was a kid.

Bath time happens in the morning because that's the only time when I am alone in the flat and can perform my ablutions and do my lady things without getting yelled at to find stuff or asked what I'm doing and why every 5 minutes. Admittedly would be much better to have it at night before you get into bed, but needs must.

Baths work in conjunction with soap. Soap holds the dirt away from you by forming a structure around it which is attracted to water on the outside but hydrophobic on the inside. The inside is where the dirt sits. The soap also repels itself, thus staying dissolved in the water. In effect, you may be sat in the bath surrounded by dirt, but the soap and dirt complexes are held away from you and in the water quite effectively by something known as the natural order of the universe.

You bunch of freakin' mongoloids :rolleyes:.

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You can try and explain why a bath is not a filthy ordeal with your science, but it sounds like witchery to me.

Compulsions > science


-bd :snooty:

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I don't like baths.

Sitting in a pool of your own shite is bad enough. Making it soapy shite doesn't really improve the situation for me but to each their own.

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Y'know, we may have spotted a generational thing; we prefer showers, she prefers baths - much as our parents and grandparents did.

I like old-fashioned girls, myself. :naughty:

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Do you think she has a tin bath, filled with water boiled in a pan, in front of the range.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

No no no, baths it's always been and baths it always will be. We never had a shower at home when I was a kid.

Bath time happens in the morning because that's the only time when I am alone in the flat and can perform my ablutions and do my lady things without getting yelled at to find stuff or asked what I'm doing and why every 5 minutes. Admittedly would be much better to have it at night before you get into bed, but needs must.

Baths work in conjunction with soap. Soap holds the dirt away from you by forming a structure around it which is attracted to water on the outside but hydrophobic on the inside. The inside is where the dirt sits. The soap also repels itself, thus staying dissolved in the water. In effect, you may be sat in the bath surrounded by dirt, but the soap and dirt complexes are held away from you and in the water quite effectively by something known as the natural order of the universe.

You bunch of freakin' mongoloids :rolleyes:.

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You can try and explain why a bath is not a filthy ordeal with your science, but it sounds like witchery to me.

Compulsions > science *


-bd :snooty:

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Really?

I'm working really hard just now to resist a comment about global warming...:whistling

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Y'know, we may have spotted a generational thing; we prefer showers, she prefers baths - much as our parents and grandparents did.

I like old-fashioned girls, myself. :naughty:

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Do you think she has a tin bath, filled with water boiled in a pan, in front of the range.

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Nah, she's got one of them ones got claws on 'er. :yup:

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Y'know, we may have spotted a generational thing; we prefer showers, she prefers baths - much as our parents and grandparents did.

I like old-fashioned girls, myself. :naughty:

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Do you think she has a tin bath, filled with water boiled in a pan, in front of the range.

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I believe it's a wooden tub, filled with water boiled in a kettle, over a bed of coals.

-bd

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Y'know, we may have spotted a generational thing; we prefer showers, she prefers baths - much as our parents and grandparents did.

I like old-fashioned girls, myself. :naughty:

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Do you think she has a tin bath, filled with water boiled in a pan, in front of the range.

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I remember those

Fact :dabs:

Weans being washed in the sink. True story.

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Do you think she has a tin bath, filled with water boiled in a pan, in front of the range.

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In my fantasy it's a wooden tub, filled with water boiled in a kettle, over a bed of coals.

-bd

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Weans being washed in the sink. True story.

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Belfast sink like - not one of your modern Franke jobs.

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Do you think she has a tin bath, filled with water boiled in a pan, in front of the range.

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I remember those

Fact :dabs:

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I remember when the list of various uses for them was extended to icing beer kegs. :)

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Weans being washed in the sink. True story.

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I used to get washed in the sink :O

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You can try and explain why a bath is not a filthy ordeal with your science, but it sounds like witchery to me.

Compulsions > science *


-bd :snooty:

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Really?

I'm working really hard just now to resist a comment about global warming...:whistling


Why resist? It's in your nature to point it out. However, the polar bears feel that you would just be digressing.


-bd :whistling

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Meh.

There is a film on top of the water. Bather exits and must come up through the film like a duck from a mossy pond. There's no way to avoid it.

Bathes suck. Fact.

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Not if you use bubble bath. Bubble bath helps keep the bath clean :happy:

Everyone else is convinced.....joinnnnn ussssss!!!!

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Meh.

There is a film on top of the water. Bather exits and must come up through the film like a duck from a mossy pond. There's no way to avoid it.

Bathes suck. Fact.

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Not if you use bubble bath. Bubble bath helps keep the bath clean :happy:

Everyone else is convinced.....joinnnnn ussssss!!!!

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Baths are relaxing - I always fall asleep in the bath.

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Weans being washed in the sink. True story.

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:pinch:

Mulder was always going to get a pic of my boobs in the end

http://i35.tinypic.com/zx8mza.jpg

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Meh.

There is a film on top of the water. Bather exits and must come up through the film like a duck from a mossy pond. There's no way to avoid it.

Bathes suck. Fact.

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Not if you use bubble bath. Bubble bath helps keep the bath clean :happy:

Everyone else is convinced.....joinnnnn ussssss!!!!

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Not I. Your science has left me cold. It's time for a hot shower.


-bd :noes:

I sense a deep mistrust of science within you. Were you bullied by a bunsen burner at school? :console:

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Baths are relaxing - I always fall asleep in the bath.

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I bought my OH one of those metal racks that go on the bath. It's got a book stand and a couple of wine glass holders on it :naughty:. In winter I light loads of candles in there and run a bubble bath and he spends about an hour soaking and reading. You can't do that in a shower can you? :snooty:

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I sense a deep mistrust of science within you. Were you bullied by a bunsen burner at school? :console:

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We used to fence with bunsen burners in school....it was dangerous

I got the belt for it. :(

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Baths are relaxing - I always fall asleep in the bath.

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I bought my OH one of those metal racks that go on the bath. It's got a book stand and a couple of wine glass holders on it :naughty:. In winter I light loads of candles in there and run a bubble bath and he spends about an hour soaking and reading. You can't do that in a shower can you? :snooty:

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That sounds ace - does it hold the book? I woke up to find my book floating in the bath with me once. I dried it out but it had got a lot thicker. :ermm:

Ahh yes, before the days of health and safety :happy:

You want to be careful with falling asleep like that. Get yourself a sticky mat for the bottom of the bath or a bath pillow so you don't drown.

Yeah, the stand holds the book. It's got a lip on it. You still have to turn the page with wet hands though.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Bath-Caddy-Rack/dp/B000VZ2RE6

I don't think you'd ever drown, if your mouth and nose went underwater the choking reflex would revive you from your slumber

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I don't think you'd ever drown, if your mouth and nose went underwater the choking reflex would revive you from your slumber

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So far I can't say it has been a problem - other than waking up because the water is cold.

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I don't think you'd ever drown, if your mouth and nose went underwater the choking reflex would revive you from your slumber

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Depends on how boring the book is surely?

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Weans being washed in the sink. True story.

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:pinch:

Mulder was always going to get a pic of my boobs in the end

http://i35.tinypic.com/zx8mza.jpg

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Doesn't count if you don't say True Story.

And also I have an image that the watering plastic was used as a hair rinser.

Omg, how did you know? You're some sort of psychic genius :O

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I bought my OH one of those metal racks that go on the bath. It's got a book stand and a couple of wine glass holders on it :naughty:. In winter I light loads of candles in there and run a bubble bath and he spends about an hour soaking and reading. You can't do that in a shower can you? :snooty:

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That sounds ace - does it hold the book? I woke up to find my book floating in the bath with me once. I dried it out but it had got a lot thicker. :ermm:

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All the English words had changed to American. Turned out the "u" was water soluble.

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Omg, how did you know? You're some sort of psychic genius :O

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Just so you know. You are now officially a paedophile in bigboab's eyes.

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That sounds ace - does it hold the book? I woke up to find my book floating in the bath with me once. I dried it out but it had got a lot thicker. :ermm:

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All the English words had changed to American. Turned out the "u" was water soluble.

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:yup:

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I sense a deep mistrust of science within you. Were you bullied by a bunsen burner at school? :console:

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My mother was a shell of a person. I have a natural aversion to test tubes.


-bd :fear: