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08-19-2008, 07:07 PM
Skweeky

Re: In Essence

You saying the prospect off my not quite shaven lady garden is turning you on?
08-19-2008, 07:10 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: In Essence

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skweeky

You saying the prospect off my not quite shaven lady garden is turning you on?

Yes. She's had a headache for over a week. I've forgotten what a lady garden looks like, and what the fruit taste like.

So...yeah.

-bd :dabs:
08-19-2008, 07:12 PM
Skweeky

Re: In Essence

I feel sorry for you now :(
08-19-2008, 07:12 PM
The Flying Cow

Re: In Essence

I haven't tasted the fruit of the (ef)fervescent tree for almost 2 months.

True story.
08-19-2008, 07:16 PM
Hairbautt

Re: In Essence

I'm totally looking into being a gardener.
08-19-2008, 07:18 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: In Essence

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hairbautt

I'm totally looking into being a gardener.

Without experience...good luck with that, Harry.

-bd :mellow:
08-19-2008, 07:20 PM
Skweeky

Re: In Essence

A lady gardener?
08-19-2008, 07:22 PM
Agrajag

Re: In Essence

Uphill Gardner.
08-19-2008, 07:22 PM
The Flying Cow

Re: In Essence

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skweeky

A lady gardener?

I think he meant he wants to garden your little forest.

Keep it neatly trimmed, like.
08-19-2008, 07:26 PM
Skweeky

Re: In Essence

Typical, one is talking about fannies and up pops JP.
08-19-2008, 07:32 PM
Biggles

Re: In Essence

The horticultural metaphor is becoming a little disturbing :unsure:
08-19-2008, 07:34 PM
Skweeky

Re: In Essence

You like gardening Les? :leeringsmiley:
08-19-2008, 07:37 PM
Agrajag

Re: In Essence

Wahey!!!
08-19-2008, 07:37 PM
Biggles

Re: In Essence

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skweeky

You like gardening Les? :leeringsmiley:

:snooty: I do hactually
08-19-2008, 07:43 PM
Skweeky

Re: In Essence

Well, my garden is looking a bit overgrown at the moment...
If you have nothing on this weekend...
08-19-2008, 08:01 PM
Biggles

Re: In Essence

Quote:

Originally Posted by skweeky

well, my garden is looking a bit overgrown at the moment...
If you have nothing on this weekend...

:o
08-19-2008, 08:03 PM
Skweeky

Re: In Essence

Be careful though, the cats may have a few dead mice in there.
08-19-2008, 08:05 PM
Biggles

Re: In Essence

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skweeky

Be careful though, the cats may have a few dead mice in there.

That is furry small talk isn't it :fear:
08-19-2008, 08:06 PM
Skweeky

Re: In Essence

Might be a dead bird or two as well.
08-19-2008, 08:11 PM
Biggles

Re: In Essence

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skweeky

Might be a dead bird or two as well.

OK .... now I am a bit lost :ermm:
08-19-2008, 08:14 PM
Agrajag

Re: In Essence

She can't find her lesbian lover is my guess.
08-19-2008, 08:18 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: In Essence

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agrajag

She can't find her lesbian lover is my guess.

triple post

-bd
08-19-2008, 08:19 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: In Essence

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agrajag

She can't find her lesbian lover is my guess.

triple post...
08-19-2008, 08:22 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: In Essence

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agrajag

She can't find her lesbian lover is my guess.

...and her vagina is homicidal.

-bd :fear:
08-19-2008, 11:24 PM
Hairbautt

Re: In Essence

Homicidal vaginas? :unsure:

HOT :drool:
08-20-2008, 06:25 AM
Skweeky

Re: In Essence

With teeth inside them? :o
08-20-2008, 10:35 PM
Squeamous

Re: In Essence

Quote:

Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skweeky

These days I have to take pictures of my lady garden to ensure I didn't overdo it with the Veet. Or underdo it for that matter.

True story

I was already feeling randy. The missus is having one of her infamous headaches. Thanks for that.

-bd

That'll be the man fumes. Try having a bath :yup:
08-20-2008, 10:39 PM
Squeamous

Re: In Essence

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skweeky

Typical, one is talking about fannies and up pops JP.

Well he is a.....

keen horticulturalist :)
08-21-2008, 12:44 AM
j2k4

Re: In Essence

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squeamous

Quote:

Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

I was already feeling randy. The missus is having one of her infamous headaches. Thanks for that.

-bd

That'll be the man fumes. Try having a bath :yup:

Can you smell him from there. :huh:
08-21-2008, 06:07 AM
brotherdoobie

Re: In Essence

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squeamous

Quote:

Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

I was already feeling randy. The missus is having one of her infamous headaches. Thanks for that.

-bd

That'll be the man fumes. Try having a bath :yup:

We've already discussed this matter - baths are filthy affairs. I prefer a shower. However, at times...she enjoys the musky scent of my manliness.

-bd :snooty:
08-21-2008, 05:56 PM
Squeamous

Re: In Essence

Quote:

Originally Posted by j2k4

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squeamous

That'll be the man fumes. Try having a bath :yup:

Can you smell him from there. :huh:

Well I thought so, but upon further reflection it might be me :snooty:

Yes we did discuss this matter BD, but as you'll no doubt recall I opened up a can of science on your ass and you were left cowering behind your mummy's skirts, begging for respite from the awesome force that is logic and reason :01:.
08-21-2008, 07:18 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: In Essence

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squeamous

Quote:

Originally Posted by j2k4

Can you smell him from there. :huh:

Well I thought so, but upon further reflection it might be me :snooty:

Yes we did discuss this matter BD, but as you'll no doubt recall I opened up a can of science on your ass and you were left cowering behind your mummy's skirts, begging for respite from the awesome force that is logic and reason :01:.

I was left speechless (so to speak) because of mental images of you naked, and painting your toenails, while soaking in a bubble bath.

Science is no match for bubbles and bewbs. Fact.

-bd :snooty:
08-21-2008, 10:02 PM
Squeamous

Re: In Essence

That's just silly, I would never do that. The paint would never dry!
08-22-2008, 01:07 AM
j2k4

Re: In Essence

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squeamous

That's just silly, I would never do that. The paint would never dry!

I have heard that five-day-old man-musk can stiffen certain types of paint at several paces distance.

I am confident, therefore, that BD could help. :sick:
08-22-2008, 04:55 AM
brotherdoobie

Re: In Essence

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squeamous

That's just silly, I would never do that. The paint would never dry!

:lol:

A scientist until the end, eh?

-bd
08-22-2008, 09:40 AM
Squeamous

Re: In Essence

Quote:

Originally Posted by j2k4

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squeamous

That's just silly, I would never do that. The paint would never dry!

I have heard that five-day-old man-musk can stiffen certain types of paint at several paces distance.

I am confident, therefore, that BD could help. :sick:

I can only assume that since you know this you must have experienced some kind of BD-induced stiffening :unsure:
08-22-2008, 10:06 AM
Squeamous

Re: In Essence

Quote:

Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

:lol:

A scientist until the end, eh?

-bd

:happy:

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