You being 53 may be a contributing factor.Quote:
Originally Posted by Acid_death69
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You being 53 may be a contributing factor.Quote:
Originally Posted by Acid_death69
@Chalice - Good points.. Indeed.
Though it really pisses me off that she simply screams at her and rarely lets her go places regardless of whether I'm included within it or not (festivals and co. just to state an example), when most of the girls I know could extract some form of freedom from their parents with a little persuading. In my g/f's mom's case, it's nowhere to be seen... :dabs:
Oh, and you state it may be some hormonal teen diddling your daughter.. What if it's your daughter who's the horny one? :huh: (Much like the case in my own hands.... :shifty:)
Yeah, I knows.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceYou don't do offended, Kev. Not so it shows anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
It was too good a line to pass up, even if I do say so myself. The opportunity was fleeting and I seized it.
You knows I loves ya. ;)
Thought I'd try 'er on, see what it felt like. :whistling
Good God, you're a randy little fucker, Rafi.Quote:
Originally Posted by tralalala
If you don't marry her on the other end of this gig, I'd recommend her dad shoot you.
Such behavior.
What will your CO think when you tell him to STFU, cuz you're sleeping. :whistling
Rafi, my daughter will never be horny. Fact.
Her place in a nunnery has been assured since birth.
:shudder:
Right, I'm not thinking about that anymore.
lalalalalalalalalalalalalala
Oh.Quote:
Originally Posted by tralalala
Well, then.
Maybe you should talk to them, then, wearing (of course) your adult hat.
Be civil and diplomatic, and don't broach the subject of their daughter's sexual appetites.
Chalice will tell you how that would muck things up, I promise. :whistling
EDIT-
Here's an idea:
Invite them to this thread, after first deleting all references to, uh, you know...
Damn straight Kevin.
Dear Ophelia
Get thee to a nunn'ry, why woulds't thou be a breeder of sinners?
PS you're breaking my heart.
Hmm.. So what would I go tell someone who doesn't trust me in the first place?
My g/f's older sister is 20, and has been going out with her b/f for 4.5 years, and her first time staying over at his place was a mere 3 months ago!! :o WTFOMGBBQ!!!!111oneone
I ain't waiting 4 years for her to stay over here.. Too long, no fuckin' chance. The irritating bit is that we live a half hour drive away from each other, so seeing each other is really hard regardless of whatever, plus the fact there's bugger all to do over at her place.. At least where I live there's some places we can go out and enjoy ourselves (not sexually). And no, I can't go pick her up, bring her here, go out, take her back, and come home. That's 2 hours driving for a night out, when I'm using my dad's car and petrol. Fuck that. Tried it once, almost had an accident driving back at 4AM because I was tired and her mum wouldn't let me stay overnight.
Cop that, chalice.
P.P.S. Learn to fucking swim, you mad fucking bint.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Have a wank.Quote:
Originally Posted by tralalala
How's that meant to solve my problem? :huh:
It solves all problems. Temporarily at least.
I'm a long-term solution type of wanker though :unsure:
In the long term, her parents will be dead.
Win.
lmao:glag: you gonna shot a chastity belt on her or something?Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Dear fussy eaters,
Me being a hardcore believer in personal freedom, I will support anyone's right to eat or drink what they want.
However, when you look at a dish you have never tried before and by default already describe it as disgusting because you don't know what it may taste like, you really fucking annoy me.
Yours riskily,
Skwee - I'll eat anything at least once- ky
Dear Ikea,
I absolutely love your 95p breakfasts, your free refills when I go for a meal in your cafeteria and your cheap, yet stylish looking furniture.
However, it absolutely baffles me as to why you would design a lampshade that doesn't fit a single cord except for the one you specifically designed for it.
Not that I doubt the durability of your products, but I may want to change the lampshade in my nursery at some point in the future.
You have now lured me into your shop twice because you didn't think it necessary to prewarn me on the package that I would need a special cord for this specific lampshade.
Skwee - had to drive 25 minutes to Ikea and back to finally get the nursery finished - ky
Dear bewbs,
Please stop leaking. You are ruining my dress.
Yours truly,
Skweedrip
Dear pelvis,
I would very much appreciate it if you would reallign yourself again.
Painfully yours,
Skwee - leg lock hurts - ky
Dear Ryanair,
when I checked in the pram given to be by my family I wrapped it in plastic so it would not get damaged in transit. I did not appreciate the fact that on leaving the aeroplane I could see the carry cot sitting on the filthy kerosine drenched tarmac minus plastic cover. Cunts
Yours,
Skwee - fuck you insensitive pricks - ky
/pics. obviousment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
@chalice - tewtally post of the day :lol:
lol im sure you will:whistlingQuote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
I always get the meatballs with plastic chips when I go to IKEA. I skip the grayvy tho'.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Dear Federer -
Quit being a cunt and win a Grand Slam this year, or do something else.
or something else, mostly...
-bd
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Originally Posted by JPaulI always get the meatballs with plastic chips when I go to IKEA. I skip the grayvy tho'.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
For some reason they charge 95p for a 25cl bottle of milk, however, you can get a coffee with refill for 75p :o
Dear baby,
please stop kicking me in the bladder. It is truly uncomfortable.
Regards,
Mum
Dear Hair-Dye Makers.
When you put a shade of deep red on the box as an indication of final shade of hair once product is used, and the user follows the instructions to the letter, why then has the users hair turned ginger instead of dark red?
Yours in redness
Crab-ginger-girl
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Originally Posted by SkweekyQuote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
For some reason they charge 95p for a 25cl bottle of milk, however, you can get a coffee with refill for 75p :o
Coffee is cheap. Milk is not. It's simple.
-bd
lol fay is a tamato:p
Dear Williams sisters
Stop being so good and winning matches.
You are both heinous (especially the young one) and your vile presence diminishes my enjoyment of the sport.
Make me a happy man and walk in front of the nearest bus forthwith.
Women's tennis should be left to the lithe and pretty after all.
Hopefully a future viewer of your funerals,
Idol
:glag:
Dear food makers -
Why the fuck does my food not turn out the way it looks on your packaging!? :angry: Quit taking the pish out of us all and take a phoatie of what the food REALLY looks like after you've made it, and put THAT on the packaging, not some phoatieshopped image of a nice looking gourmet meal.
Douchbags.
I have cousin who does the photography for some of the packaging you see.
After carefully arranging things for best effect, they spray it with lacquer to keep it looking fresh.
Maybe you should try that?
Fucking cunts. Lacquer isn't edible.. Or tasty.
Gap in the market for you
Don't tempt me.
You can get the stuff bakers use to put on top of cakes. That's edible
Dear producers of Wife Swap,
oooooooh, what a pack of fucking cunts you truly are.
Every fucking time myself and the missus (inadvisedly) catch ourselves watching your feeble fucking excuse for a show, a row will inevitably ensue. Sure as afterbirth follows birth.
It all starts so innocently. Soon, though She Who Must Be Blinded will find some tenuous affinity with me and whichever cunt of a bloke there happens to be on the show any given week. I defend myself and so the conversation slides into shite.
I'm gonna hunt youse cunts down, light fires on your faces and put them out with a fucking shovel.
Yours,
Avid Viewer.
Nope. I'm a carrot!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Acid_death69
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Originally Posted by chalice
:lol:
-bd