People with young children....

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Originally Posted by JPaul

I don't imagine you doing metal work. True story.

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I had to in first year :(

I took Latin thereafter - primarily to escape said lunatic but also because the Latin teacher was really nice (I was mediocre at best with regards Latin).

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Originally Posted by Biggles

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Originally Posted by JPaul

I don't imagine you doing metal work. True story.

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I had to in first year :(

I took Latin thereafter - primarily to escape said lunatic but also because the Latin teacher was really nice (I was mediocre at best with regards Latin).

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Bet you're good at making machetes though.

Or was that just in my school?

Yeah, hence your sig.

You old twister.

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Originally Posted by chalice

What about corporal punishment then?

I got my fuck beat in regularly by Christian Brothers for no good reason, like.

Cunts. Fact.

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They were notable mentalists as I recall.

They even persisted past the bannage of corporal punishment. The fucking sadists loved it.

If you were caught doing something comparatively innocuous, they'd say, 'do you want me to send a letter home, or would you like six of the best and get it over with?'

We invariably opted for the latter as youngsters. As we got older, we cottoned on and told them to go and fuck themselves. Which they probably did, now that I think about it.

Did they have really long cawks? :huh:

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

Did they have really long cawks? :huh:

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They hung weights from them.....:unsure:

or is that Opus Dei?

Dunno Skweeks, I'll introduce you if you like. :blink:

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Originally Posted by Biggles

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

Did they have really long cawks? :huh:

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They hung weights from them.....:unsure:

or is that Opus Dei?

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More Latin from metal mickey

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by Biggles

They hung weights from them.....:unsure:

or is that Opus Dei?

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More Latin from metal mickey

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:snooty: I never liked that dustbin.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...stybin2032.jpg

:lol:

Ted Rogers ftw.

That takes me right back. :earl:

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Originally Posted by JPaul

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...stybin2032.jpg

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:O

Ted Rogers where are you now?

When the MoD rationalised in London from three buildings to one they called it 3 to 1. The Union reps did the hand thing every time they said it at meetings but the Mandarins didn't get it :frusty:

Either that or they simply didn't think it was funny :happy:

Sick Genious

Who actually understood 3-2-1 :blink:

Certainly not the contestants. That's why it was fun to watch.

That and Ted Rogers' double jointed matrix fingers thing.

I seem to remember reading once where ted rogers was doing a show with bonnie langford and the bloke on the ostrich in the vicinity of a chris moyles's road show and they could hear him slagging them off. They tried to confront him about it at his road show :lol:

True story.

The clues were nonsense.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

The clues were nonsense.

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They made sense to Ted .....

OK I see what you mean

I think they got them from the original French and translated them on the internet.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

I think they got them from the original French and translated them on the internet.

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BastardFish?

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Originally Posted by puckface

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Originally Posted by tralalala

:blink: So when you have kids (if anyone ever agrees to make one with you), can I strangle you when he/she decides to cry because he/she is hungry/thirsty/crapped their nappy while in a public place, claiming you said it's the right thing to do? :unsure:

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Thanks for the insult firstly.

Secondly I am married and we have made a conscious decision to not have kids. So youll never have the opportunity to strangle me, or try, unfortunately.

Thirdly, if its someones choice to get knocked up. stay the fuck home until you can control your little brat. Don't bug the fuck out of me because you choose to be greedy and want the best of both worlds.

I guess that wasnt all.

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To strangle you, you don't have to have kids..we would do it for you anyway,,,with pleasure..

Jebus, Nige, we don't often see you so het up.

Why so?

I wish i could cry again like a kid.
Total let go.
Purest form ever.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by puckface

quite. everyone is different. I trust my wife, you may not

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He probly doesn't even know your wife. :blink:

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I think I do lol lol

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Originally Posted by puckface

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Originally Posted by pentomato

Guess what? People here in the US do it all the time, there are day cares for people that work. Because you have to sleep that wouldn't make you a horrible father.

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Don't believe in day care but that's a conversation for another day.

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Then don't come with any more excuses, you don't want to be a father because you don't like responsabilities and maybe many more things

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Originally Posted by 100%

I wish i could cry again like a kid.
Total let go.
Purest form ever.

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Actually, Zed, so do I.

I haven't shed a tear in 9 years and before that, I can't remember.

That was when my grandfather died. He was the closest thing to a father I ever had.

Start a thread.

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Originally Posted by puckface

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Originally Posted by chalice

I've got young kids, like. When we eat out, they'll occasionally act up. They act up because they're excited to be out in a different setting. I'll chastise them quietly but I certainly won't make a scene in public. It's embarrassing. I've seen parents being over-zealous when disciplining their child in super-markets and the like. My first reaction is to want to punch that parent squarely in the chops.

On holiday a few months ago, the kids were going absolutely buck mad in the airport. If there weren't so many people about, my boot would have been deposited liberally in their arses many times over. But the bottom line is, they had never been in an airport and they were excited.

I notice other people looking and their expression is more of pity for the parents and the embarrassment/frustration we endure in trying to keep the kids under control. If someone were to complain to me about it, I'd tell them to fuck right off, I'm doing my fucking best here.

I suppose the point of all this shite is, how the fuck are kids supposed to learn to behave in a public setting without having first been introduced to one? Or something.

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see, now that's a good thing. I'm talking mostly about the idiots who ignore their kids and let them run amok without doing a damn thing. Obviously everyone acts up (adults included) but its when shit gets out of hand and when parents know their kids are gonna act up and don't give a shit is what bugs the fuck out of me.

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You just want excuses not to have kids, and you don't have to have them you know, that's ok, but do not come to a forum and criticize the one's that decided to be great parents. My life is much better having my daughter, I woulnd't change that for nothing in the world.

Oh I have cried recently, cried from my soul.

I could do it now. I just have think of a song and a person and relive certain moments in my mind's eye.

Shit am I the only sissy here? I cry all the time, and after that I feel better.
Only thinking about my baby in a few years she will be leaving the next, maybe getting a boyfriend, that makes want to kill the bastard and cry after that.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

Oh I have cried recently, cried from my soul.

I could do it now. I just have think of a song and a person and relive certain moments in my mind's eye.

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Really? Honestly?

I can't fucking do that. I want to, like.

But I can't.

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Originally Posted by chalice

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Originally Posted by JPaul

Oh I have cried recently, cried from my soul.

I could do it now. I just have think of a song and a person and relive certain moments in my mind's eye.

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Really? Honestly?

I can't fucking do that. I want to, like.

But I can't.

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Really, honestly.

True story.

Am I a sociopath then?

True question.

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Originally Posted by chalice

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Originally Posted by 100%

I wish i could cry again like a kid.
Total let go.
Purest form ever.

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Actually, Zed, so do I.

I haven't shed a tear in 9 years and before that, I can't remember.

That was when my grandfather died. He was the closest thing to a father I ever had.

Start a thread.

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if adults do it is called "a breakdown"
why so negative?
All that shit inside, so sweet to let out.
contradiction to the "be free, be young" blah
double edged sword.


According to i have no clue which philosophers - levinagh or.... the aim of life is to be totally immersed in total feeling where self consciousness no longer exists. As in surfing, paragliding, chanting at presidential debates, cults,
or numbness of tv, web world.
To truely laugh with people is amazing, to cry is more honest?
You laugh in public as an adult, but rarely cry and if you do you are seriously fucked up.

hypocritical world if you ask me.

Let the kids cry because they also laugh.

A lot.

Zed, sorry, but that reads like absolute balls to me.

i am wired.
mea culpa
you are forgiven

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Originally Posted by chalice

Am I a sociopath then?

True question.

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Not that I'm aware of.

a little bit though. It adds to the character.

How would you be aware over the internets.

I love my children and I would more than probably cry to see the loss of them.

It's just that I've been put in very compromising situations in the past. I've discussed some of them on this board. I've seen other men, unquestionably 'harder' than myself breakdown like children in the same situation.

This is not to say I didn't break-dowm. Just that I can't cry.

What the fuck is that about then?

Maybe it is having gone through too much or hiding too much that prevents one to let go.
You would not survive other wise in society.