what in the name of fuck does that mean?Quote:
Originally Posted by pentomato
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what in the name of fuck does that mean?Quote:
Originally Posted by pentomato
I see you never had sex, ok you have sex and if you have an orgasm you get relax, and with the relaxation sometimes comes good manners that she doesn't have anyway. lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bowhat in the name of fuck does that mean?Quote:
Originally Posted by pentomato
Poor little boy, get a girlfriend, all by yourself is never the same
:lol::earl:
Just to clarify for you; I meant your atrocious use of the english language made absolutely no sense.
Alas, you've outed me as a virgin and without a girlfriend.
:cry:
Are you really a grown man? Cos all evidence points to he contrary, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by pentomato
Were you breast fed? Did your daddy put his cawk in your mouth? Was your grandmother a horse? Did your older brother bully you? Is your sister a pole dancer? Was your English teacher a paedophile? Are you dyslexic? Is English even your first language? Do you have the requisite ten fingers? Are you registered blind? Do you have flippers instead of fingers?
These are the questions people ask themselves before responding to your posts on the internets, like.
I just assume people like him learn english by using online translators, then some further education in the bittorrent invite section.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
He learned english in taco bell.
Is that where you learned how to tongue?Quote:
Originally Posted by lamuller
The tacos are quite similar in shape, like.
But infinitely tastier, like.
How dare you.. How dare you call that wonderful lady a fuckwit? Well let me tell you something buddy. It's not her fault that she doesn't fit in to the average intelligence standard... It's the white's man fault for keeping her down...Quote:
Originally Posted by SkizoYou're an illiterate fuckwit.Quote:
Originally Posted by lamuller
lamller, bebe don't listen to skizo.. we should get together one of these days.(if you're not a dude acting like a female that is).
I'll turn you straight. I'll make you feel 25 again I sweare... They don't call me Dildo Da kid for no reason
And chalice you're a star.. These fuckheads should thank you for keeping this piece of shit section going...Yes I'm talking to you Fun.T.Claps..You boring schizophrenic bastadd
Hey Albo easy on the Viagra, you should get those pills to kiss ass around, you are good at it.
ahah good one good one. but you figured it out wrong. i wasn't kissing ass I was just appreciating good humor and trying to shit on ftclaps at the same time.
As for the proposal to the lamuller, I was serious. If she takes me up on it I'll try and give you a piece of the action
You are just afraid of her mouth that's it, and lamuler, I don't think your little thing would even get up, "dog that barks a lot, never bites" so slow down your horses, you may get a surprise at the end lol.
Usually guys that talk the way you do, are gay, it is ok to be gay don't get me wrong.
ahah this is coming from someone who's hiding his gender and has a pic of a cute girl in his avatar. Good luck fishing someone into thinking you're a female u homoQuote:
Originally Posted by pentomato
sapien
Maybe he is hiding his genitalia from you Albi, he may be afraid that you will try to do it with him, to tell you the truth, you sound very gay, maybe young, but gay, come out, it is ok.
Now about changing me, I doubt you could, you would run to the sight of a beautiful woman, you are just not men enough kid.
Even the tards have dupe accts. :dabs:
Come on Albo, is that the best you can do? lol lol, you sound like a 12 year old, I know that you are but what am I.Quote:
Originally Posted by Albo Da Kidahah this is coming from someone who's hiding his gender and has a pic of a cute girl in his avatar. Good luck fishing someone into thinking you're a female u homoQuote:
Originally Posted by pentomato
I don't hide, I am a man and yes I have a pic of a beautiful woman, so?
I call you gay and you call me gay back ahahahhahahahhaa.
The closet is open go inside and get out fast, there is nothing wrong with it, and tell everyone how you feel. lol lol
Albo, you are fun.
Yes, even you have one, amazingQuote:
Originally Posted by Fun.T.Claps
41 is the new 61. You could do anything with a vulrunable old lady these days. And judging from your intelligence level I'd say I have a pretty good chance of suceeding. Not that I would try ofc.. If you were 10 years younger than maybe.Quote:
Originally Posted by lamuller
P:S:How did you know my real name(Albi)?
I think imulleter is a dupe from one of the tophos members. Check if he's behind a proxy. If so then he's definitely a dupe.
It's their specialty to waste 90% of their time stupid shit like this so I wouldn't be surprised
Pentamato you sure do like to talk a lot about homosexuality. Is there anything you want to tell us?
I had no idea you were a man btw. Looking at your profile I thought you were an overweight chick who found comfort in making an ass out of herself
Albi you amaze me, reading what Chalice writes and copying and pasting, you are amazing, bravo.
wowww what lady is that? the one you tried to get with? Not I don't think I know her, the one you coulnd't get an errection with?
This entire page is on my ignore list. True story. :mellow:
I'm not going nowhere until Imulleter commits suicide
Albo, you used to be a good kid, imitating anyone is not your style, leave the computer alone and take a walk, I know I am.
Have a good day Albo
:dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Albo Da Kid
Yeah, just what I was looking for. Validation from a spastic.
I'm not a star, I'm a cunt. You'll discover this as things develop.
It's ok chavster, we all know your an ubercunt.
:hug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Now fuck off.
Not before I take my big toe out of yer arse, you mong.
Wow.. This place really has become a tard-hole.. :dabs:
Hoi, the lesbian weirdo - If you're hawt (doubt it, being 41 and a cuntwad), pics, obviously. Otherwise we won't get a sight of Mulder for the next year or so.
Dildo boy - I'd suggest, for you're own benefit of course, doing the following:
1) Take a pencil, the ones with the rubbers on top.
2) Lube it up well with vaseline (or if you're too uber, some Durex Play).
3) Shove it up yer arse.
4) Get on your knees and worship chalice's cawk.
5) Die.
@Skiz - Best post ever :lol:
Oh, and benchez - How's about inviting these amazing Mongolians to your ultra secret tracker.. That should fulfil their needs for the coming week ;)
They already pretend they are members and slag it off all over tard land. What's the point. Who am I to interfere with n internets fantasist like Dildo La Flid. :dabs:
:lol: :earl:
You know your way around honey, way to goQuote:
Originally Posted by tralalala
I hate people putting themselves down :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by lamuller
Why thank you, sugar.Quote:
Originally Posted by lamullerYou know your way around honey, way to goQuote:
Originally Posted by tralalala
Awwwww innit sweet. :blink:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rat FacedI have a small pennis and I use panty hose, if my mom saw me now :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by lamuller
Fixed for you honey
Well honey, you seem to know a lot about vaseline and arsses, experience talk so they say.Quote:
Originally Posted by tralalalaWhy thank you, sugar.Quote:
Originally Posted by lamuller
Good luck in the army, just don't tell anyone honey
OO, bitchy
:geptardrod:
Coffe and cookies?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rat Faced
Nah, prefer Milk to Coffe with me biscuits.
Done, we are going to have a great time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rat Faced