Superman would win because batman is weird and gay.
I mean he kept a small boy in a cave.
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Superman would win because batman is weird and gay.
I mean he kept a small boy in a cave.
kinda like a "certain" member kept funky in a closet.............Quote:
Originally posted by WMcheesemaster@28 September 2003 - 03:28
Superman would win because batman is weird and gay.
I mean he kept a small boy in a cave.
no, superman would win because he is superman.Quote:
Originally posted by WMcheesemaster@28 September 2003 - 03:28
Superman would win because batman is weird and gay.
I mean he kept a small boy in a cave.
maybe you are gay if you are reading into batman and robin that way.
u knoe krpyonite emits low levels of radiation lol?Quote:
Originally posted by neattairoski@28 September 2003 - 02:52
Bat man would win if his suit was made out of Kriptonite but in a fair fight superman would tear batman a new ass hole.
I think Superman would win. but i like batman so it has to be batman.
huh?
Rofl!Quote:
Originally posted by vader@26 September 2003 - 06:57
Truth is Sup's would be kicking in the bat cave door while Bruce was still getting dressed.
Ok, I'm not a comic book reader, so... could someone fill me in on why (in the comics) Batman and Superman duked it out, and how Batman won (now, I'm thinking because of that Kryptonite ring, maybe?).
? Wait their both gonna win ?!? ?Quote:
Originally posted by KaZaAgurl19@28 September 2003 - 08:48
I think Superman would win. but i like batman so it has to be batman.
superman is too noble and wont abuse his powers and Batman does watever is necessary to win.
i agree with the last post. superman does have the preservation of life as a huge weakness in him. batman would do whatever to win.
Hey why not just copy and paste judgeofallandnothing's post next time :lol: :lol:
THE PASSWORD IS:
COME UP WITH SOMETHING ORIGINAL
i have never done that, so that will come in handy if i ever decide to do it. I do have another point to add. let say the two fought on krypton, then batman would win by a mile, or would he? The question also being if that could be possible too with the planet supposedly blowing up. But like a certain death star that had supposedly blown up they found a way to bring that back didn't they.
in the comic book world anything is possible as long as the artist and writers get payed enough. ahaha.
Batman doesn't kill either because he is always walking the fine line between being gothams saviour and becoming one of the same bad guys he is saving it from. He feels that if he was to take a life he would be just as bad as the joker and the others.Quote:
Originally posted by judgeofallandnothing@28 September 2003 - 20:33
superman is too noble and wont abuse his powers and Batman does watever is necessary to win.
superman would win he would woop some batman arse :lol:
Batman doesn't kill either because he is always walking the fine line between being gothams saviour and becoming one of the same bad guys he is saving it from. He feels that if he was to take a life he would be just as bad as the joker and the others. [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Grimlock+29 September 2003 - 13:41--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Grimlock @ 29 September 2003 - 13:41)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-judgeofallandnothing@28 September 2003 - 20:33
superman is too noble and wont abuse his powers and Batman does watever is necessary to win.
Tru........
Batman doesn't kill either because he is always walking the fine line between being gothams saviour and becoming one of the same bad guys he is saving it from. He feels that if he was to take a life he would be just as bad as the joker and the others. [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Grimlock+29 September 2003 - 14:41--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Grimlock @ 29 September 2003 - 14:41)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-judgeofallandnothing@28 September 2003 - 20:33
superman is too noble and wont abuse his powers and Batman does watever is necessary to win.
Depends on which version you are talking about, An earlier incarnation of the comic had him act a bit less "noble".
That was a couple of decades ago though.
Which version was that? I'm not trying to be a smart ass I am truly curious.
A fairly early one, might have been as early as in the forties.
At one point, and this is a paraphrase of something I read long ago; "Batman would have calmly let criminals drown in acid".
Have been searching for something more recent to show you but the links I found that sounded about right were dead, I'll keep looking though if you are really interested. I think I have an old Wizard special edition, about zero hour that talks about earlier batman, I'll look for it.
here's something to start with:
Found it here:batman Archive vol. 1 reviewQuote:
The emotional response this produced was mainly historic interest. I was surprised to see Batman kill with so little remorse, and I was interested to see how the superhero feel that pervades so many comics today hadn't really crept into these yet. I give it 4 out of 6.
The Azrael Batman would kill without a second thought
Yup, but the Azrael version had nothing on Bruce Wayne when it comes to brains.
I liked him better as Azrael anyhow, I've got the first issues he appared as Azrael (the collected issues of that part of the series)+ All the Knight's fall issues when he became batman. The best azrael-version of batman visually appeared in the Punisher/Batman crossover, if you don't have it, you need it!
Did any of u guys read superman vs doomsday? gets his ass KICKED + dies + comes bak
Batman is just a normal human, but skillful martial arts. Superman is part of human but part of super power..Cmon now, come to your sense and predict who would win..
Can Batman destroy a whole building by his own strength?
Can Superman destroy a whole building by his own STRENGTH?
Superman can fly...
Batman can fly...after he gets punched by Superman.. :lol:
That last line was sweet. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Questions here is WOULD Superman destroy a whole buildling by his own strength and juss incase u didn't notice SMALLVILLE STARTS TOMRROW ,TODAY IS SEPTEMER 30, 2003!!!Quote:
Originally posted by ForbiddenDNA@29 September 2003 - 23:45
Batman is just a normal human, but skillful martial arts. Superman is part of human but part of super power..Cmon now, come to your sense and predict who would win..
Can Batman destroy a whole building by his own strength?
Can Superman destroy a whole building by his own STRENGTH?
Superman can fly...
Batman can fly...after he gets punched by Superman.. :lol:
In case u dunno wut small ville is u got some lite reading to do : http://www.thewb.com/Shows/Show/0%2c...|126%2c00.html
Questions here is WOULD Superman destroy a whole buildling by his own strength and juss incase u didn't notice SMALLVILLE STARTS TOMRROW ,TODAY IS SEPTEMER 30, 2003!!!Quote:
Originally posted by Secret Squirrel+30 September 2003 - 18:57--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Secret Squirrel @ 30 September 2003 - 18:57)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ForbiddenDNA@29 September 2003 - 23:45
Batman is just a normal human, but skillful martial arts. Superman is part of human but part of super power..Cmon now, come to your sense and predict who would win..
Can Batman destroy a whole building by his own strength?
Can Superman destroy a whole building by his own STRENGTH?
Superman can fly...
Batman can fly...after he gets punched by Superman.. :lol:
In case u dunno wut small ville is u got some lite reading to do : http://www.thewb.com/Shows/Show/0%2c...|126%2c00.html [/b][/quote]
I know the show SmallVille, and i'm a fan of it. But hey, it start tomorrow? you mean the new episode for season 2?
SUPERMAN WOULD WIN.
You guys can stop pretending that you read comics now because you obviously don't know who Superman and Batman are, if you believe that Batman would win.
:angry:
I am a comic book afficionado. Batman would win :lol:
No, he wouldn't.
Superman could kill Batman 5 times over before Batman's body hit the ground. :P
I know the show SmallVille, and i'm a fan of it. But hey, it start tomorrow? you mean the new episode for season 2? [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by ForbiddenDNA+1 October 2003 - 03:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ForbiddenDNA @ 1 October 2003 - 03:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by Secret Squirrel@30 September 2003 - 18:57
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@29 September 2003 - 23:45
Batman is just a normal human, but skillful martial arts. Superman is part of human but part of super power..Cmon now, come to your sense and predict who would win..
Can Batman destroy a whole building by his own strength?
Can Superman destroy a whole building by his own STRENGTH?
Superman can fly...
Batman can fly...after he gets punched by Superman.. :lol:
Questions here is WOULD Superman destroy a whole buildling by his own strength and juss incase u didn't notice SMALLVILLE STARTS TOMRROW ,TODAY IS SEPTEMER 30, 2003!!!
In case u dunno wut small ville is u got some lite reading to do : http://www.thewb.com/Shows/Show/0%2c...|126%2c00.html
No first new episode of season 3 :)
in case u guys dunno wut smallville iz iz about clark(future supaman)LOL obviously anyways last season wuz a fuckin cliffhanger and i mean a HUGE cliffhanger he and lana (kristen kreuk) finally hooked up but under the influence of "bad" kryptonite he now ran off and is now robbing banks and stuff and Lex Luther is trapped on a plane in the middle of the ocean and is about to crash AHHHHHH CAN"T WAIT TILL TOMORROW!!!!
You are a pole smoking aficionado(spelled with one "f" :) ).Quote:
Originally posted by Busyman@1 October 2003 - 04:48
I am a comic book afficionado. Batman would win :lol:
Superman would win but I would want Batman to win. The only time superman is cool is in the smallvillle tv series
STARTS TODAY!?!?Quote:
Originally posted by kdm172@1 October 2003 - 14:41
Superman would win but I would want Batman to win. The only time superman is cool is in the smallvillle tv series
Superman would use his super sex strength to rape batman, while Buttman would use his super farting ability.
:lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Wolfmight@2 October 2003 - 01:36
Superman would use his super sex strength to rape batman, while Buttman would use his super farting ability.
LOL SMALL VILLE WUZ AWESOME KRISTEN KREUK SO HOT
You are a pole smoking aficionado(spelled with one "f" :) ). [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Grimlock+1 October 2003 - 13:30--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Grimlock @ 1 October 2003 - 13:30)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Busyman@1 October 2003 - 04:48
I am a comic book afficionado. Batman would win :lol:
Hey before I posted another reply on another thread I spelled Existenz with 2 x's instead of 2. "Exxistenz" . Were you going to spell check that too? :D
Anyways I thought you were boycotting my posts (which I was happy to hear). Grimlockyourmouth on that while you RIDE poles.
We never know what can happen.. :ph34r:
I like Batman more! :P
Hey before I posted another reply on another thread I spelled Existenz with 2 x's instead of 2. "Exxistenz" . Were you going to spell check that too? :DQuote:
Originally posted by Busyman+2 October 2003 - 16:13--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Busyman @ 2 October 2003 - 16:13)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by Grimlock@1 October 2003 - 13:30
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@1 October 2003 - 04:48
I am a comic book afficionado. Batman would win :lol:
You are a pole smoking aficionado(spelled with one "f" :) ).
Anyways I thought you were boycotting my posts (which I was happy to hear). Grimlockyourmouth on that while you RIDE poles. [/b][/quote]
First off Busyman I think you are over estimating the importance of your posts to anyone chances are, if I haven't replied to it telling you what a numb nutz you are I probably haven't read it and could give a rat's ass about what incoherent ramblings you are on about.
Secondly I said I was boycotting your posts untill I saw something worth replying to. Well I felt it was worth calling you a dick suck.
Thirdly when you are trying to sound important about idiotic shit like who reads more comics try sounding like it might be possible that you have ever read anything other than comics.
Also if you weren't so "Busy with Men" you might realize these things for yourself before I have to point them out to your dumb ass.
Finally The only pole I have come close to in the bedroom was your mother's wooden leg :o .
*edit* also to all the people who "like batman better". Start a thread called who do you like better... this one is called "Who Would Win".
@(G)Rimlick
1. You MUST think I'm important enough to warrant replying to a post about my lack of spelling. (which you are supposed to be boycotting)
2.Calling me a what!! Next time I'll come on your job and kick those dicks out of your mouth.
3. I don't need to sound important. I've read the comics that most people haven't(including yourself). I KNOW that Batman HAS beaten Superman ALREADY and vice-versa. This thread is all hypothetical. Brawn vs. brains (you have neither)
4. If your mom is a man than I guess I was Busy.
5. And DAMN!!! :o You even admit to riding your ass up and down on my mom's wooden leg!!!! YOUR'RE SICK!!!Quote:
Finally The only pole I have come close to in the bedroom was your mother's wooden leg
6. I knew you'd point out the 2 x's instead of 2 bit. It was there just for my personal spell checker to pick up on. There ya go.....just like a predictable good little boy.Quote:
Hey before I posted another reply on another thread I spelled Existenz """"with 2 x's instead of 2"""". "Exxistenz" . Were you going to spell check that too?
It's amazing what people say on here when they are out reach behind their screen names.
Oh and by the way...............I LIKE Batman better