Originally Posted by
IdolEyes787
Ca_aok's favorite movies The Jazz Singer and All That Jazz .
He'd probably like 'Round Midnight better but it's ....French.Also passed on seeing Bird because he dislikes scary movies and thinks that it is a low budget prequel to the Hitchcock film The Birds ..
His main form of staying in shape is jazzercise.
When angered he doesn't give people the finger he gives them jazz hands.
He plans to name his children Miles,Thelonious and Mingus ( as it's sex neutral and he/she can use Gus for short).
His favorite joke is "A jazz musician and the country musician were enlisted to transport drugs in a South American country .Having no experience at this sort of thing they subsequently were arrested and were sentenced to die by firing squad.
Time passed until at last the day came when they were to be executed.
As is customary the captain in charged asked,"Any last requests before my men open fire ?" to which the country musician replied,"Yes,it would surely ease my soul to hear Achy Breaky Heart one more time." The captain then turned to the jazz musician "Any last requests,my friend ?"To which the jazz musician replied "Yes if you have an ounce of pity shoot me first".
Lastly he is undecided whether to have "And the Angels Sing" written on his tombstone or be cremated have have his ashes scattered outside the Blue Note while a sextet with real chops plays Epitaph.
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