I have just realized...

This is not a post.

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Originally Posted by Hologram

This is not a post.

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then ?
S.P.A.M ?

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Originally Posted by Evelyn

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Originally Posted by Hologram

This is not a post.

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then ?
S.P.A.M ?

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It's a reply. doh!

oh yesh, im dumb :P

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Originally Posted by Evelyn

oh yesh, im dumb :P

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A sin confessed is half forgiven. Jehovas taught me that.

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Originally Posted by Hologram

Jehovas taught me that.

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who is Jehovas, what is his post count ?

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Originally Posted by Evelyn

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Originally Posted by Hologram

Jehovas taught me that.

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who is Jehovas, what is his post count ?

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Jehovas witnesses, right after I told them to fuck off.

How many witnesses, then?











Dammit - there it went.

Oh, well, it's probably my last milestone in here, if I know me. :dabs:

I'd congratulate you but really what is there to congratulate you about?
As for Jehovah's Witlessess while at university I made the regrettable mistake of not treating them with the proper contempt when they tried to recruit me into their cult.
In the end it took the concerted effort of most of my dorm floor to convince them I was actually a Satanist so that they would finally leave me alone.
I still feel some guilt over the animal sacrifices but desperate times call for drastic measures .

Btw if I ever make 20k posts please shoot me.See above.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I'd congratulate you but really what is there to congratulate you about?
As for Jehovah's Witlessess while at university I made the regrettable mistake of not treating them with the proper contempt when they tried to recruit me into their cult.
In the end it took the concerted effort of most of my dorm floor to convince them I was actually a Satanist so that they would finally leave me alone.
I still feel some guilt over the animal sacrifices but desperate times call for drastic measures .

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Shortly after the birth of my daughter, I answered a knock at my door to find the Reverend Curtis Davis, Sr., from the JW church down the street, with his wife.

I was giving her a bottle at the time, and this asshole grabbed my baby away from me and shouted "Praise be, another for our flock!", so I grabbed his wife for safekeeping until he gave my little girl back.

He hurried away, but Mrs. Davis seemed to want to stay.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Btw if I ever make 20k posts please shoot me.See above.

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I'll keep you in my sights, buddy. :)

I have just realized this thread is 10 pages long.

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Originally Posted by Hologram

I have just realized this thread is 10 pages long.

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Max out your 'per page' settings in CP.

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Originally Posted by j2k4

How many witnesses, then?











Dammit - there it went.

Oh, well, it's probably my last milestone in here, if I know me. :dabs:

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Don't you at least want to celebrate a 10 yr Anniversary Kev ? That's about how often I come around now as it is....

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Originally Posted by RPerry

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Originally Posted by j2k4

How many witnesses, then?












Dammit - there it went.

Oh, well, it's probably my last milestone in here, if I know me. :dabs:

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Don't you at least want to celebrate a 10 yr Anniversary Kev ? That's about how often I come around now as it is....

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Holy shit.

Rob, my friend, how are you?

Lordy, it has been a while - hope all is well?

Ten years will be November - I'll be here; how could I not?

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Originally Posted by j2k4

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Originally Posted by RPerry

Don't you at least want to celebrate a 10 yr Anniversary Kev ? That's about how often I come around now as it is....

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Holy shit.

Rob, my friend, how are you?

Lordy, it has been a while - hope all is well?

Ten years will be November - I'll be here; how could I not?

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This November will be 9 Kev :)

I'm good, living life to it's fullest. Have had ups and downs like anyone else, but I look forward to each day as a challenge. About to go to Lowes this morning to get some drywall to fix a bathroom my Girlfriends ex screwed up and left started but not finished. several hundred things in the house like that, I have extra work to keep me busy for yrs.

Hows Kev Doing ? I miss you guys and never forget.

:)

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Originally Posted by RPerry

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Holy shit.

Rob, my friend, how are you?

Lordy, it has been a while - hope all is well?

Ten years will be November - I'll be here; how could I not?

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This November will be 9 Kev :)

I'm good, living life to it's fullest. Have had ups and downs like anyone else, but I look forward to each day as a challenge. About to go to Lowes this morning to get some drywall to fix a bathroom my Girlfriends ex screwed up and left started but not finished. several hundred things in the house like that, I have extra work to keep me busy for yrs.

Hows Kev Doing ? I miss you guys and never forget.

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I'm obviously getting old - wracked with brain farts involving numbers.

I just keep plodding along, fending off requests to run for office.:rolleyes:

:d

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Originally Posted by j2k4

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This November will be 9 Kev :)

I'm good, living life to it's fullest. Have had ups and downs like anyone else, but I look forward to each day as a challenge. About to go to Lowes this morning to get some drywall to fix a bathroom my Girlfriends ex screwed up and left started but not finished. several hundred things in the house like that, I have extra work to keep me busy for yrs.

Hows Kev Doing ? I miss you guys and never forget.

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I'm obviously getting old - wracked with brain farts involving numbers.

I just keep plodding along, fending off requests to run for office.:rolleyes:

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You are aging pal... we all do. but never get old, that's a choice !

I forgot my 9th anniversary :O

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

I forgot my 9th anniversary :O

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Happy birthday young man!

Coincidentally, me and Mrs.Something Else forgot ours. It was our ninth too.

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Originally Posted by Something Else

Coincidentally, me and Mrs.Something Else forgot ours. It was our ninth too.

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A woman forgetting an anniversary? :O

Isn't that their job to remember it?

I thought that their role in the whole anniversary thing was to hold it against you when you forgot.

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Originally Posted by That Canadiaiaiaian chap on Mock The Week

I used to be a panto' horse, but I quit while I was ahead.

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:drumroll:

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

I forgot my 9th anniversary :O

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Happy ninth, Barbie!

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Originally Posted by j2k4

I aim for quantity and get quality instead - the harder I try, the worse it gets - I'm at the end of my string with all of this.

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Originally Posted by swizZ8

j2k4, whats the weather like in your place atm?

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Weather is alternately hot (90F) and muggy, then cool (52F) and 30 mph winds, back-and-forth inside of an hour.

More variety than Public Broadcasting, for sure.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Will you please hurry the fuck up and get to 15000 posts already. If you need any help here are a some hints.
Take your brain out of equation.
Stop trying to be interesting.The people you are playing to aren't interesting are they?
The weather is always a good topic for discussion unless you are from LA.
Also don't be afraid to reply to every idiot and every lame thread no matter how stupid ,pointless or distasteful.See I'm doing it here so plus one.
When in doubt use profanity.

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1. Don't rush me, or I'll ride this sucker into my 11th year here, damn you.

2. Take your own brain out - I can't think without mine.

3. I'm not here because I'm interested in anything.

Are you?

4. I am, in fact, posting from LA.

A Pure-D fact.

5. You see, of course, that I've packed all of you into one post, yet you would question my motives - you, sir, are a cad.

6. I am never in fucking doubt.

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Originally Posted by Artemis

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

......Also don't be afraid to reply to every idiot and every lame thread no matter how stupid ,pointless or distasteful.See I'm doing it here so plus one.
When in doubt use profanity.

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Fuck thats a great idea! why didn't I think of that ?

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And now you have.

Go forth and froth, won't you.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Also don't be afraid to reply to every idiot and every lame thread no matter how stupid ,pointless or distasteful

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I make a habit out of this one myself, even when the thread has nothing to do with me or I cannot really contribute. I usually just find a way to talk about myself.

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That's how it started with IdolEyes, too.

He's now a franchise.

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Originally Posted by swizZ8

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Irony I like it.

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I like licking navels because you wont get mononucleosis.

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The only time I had mono, it was because I had the lack of foresight to lick a navel.

It happened in high school...

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You could have posted all those separately and reached your target quicker. You just didn't think did you?

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Originally Posted by j2k4

I aim for quantity and get quality instead - the harder I try, the worse it gets - I'm at the end of my string with all of this.



Weather is alternately hot (90F) and muggy, then cool (52F) and 30 mph winds, back-and-forth inside of an hour.

More variety than Public Broadcasting, for sure.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Will you please hurry the fuck up and get to 15000 posts already. If you need any help here are a some hints.
Take your brain out of equation.
Stop trying to be interesting.The people you are playing to aren't interesting are they?
The weather is always a good topic for discussion unless you are from LA.
Also don't be afraid to reply to every idiot and every lame thread no matter how stupid ,pointless or distasteful.See I'm doing it here so plus one.
When in doubt use profanity.

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1. Don't rush me, or I'll ride this sucker into my 11th year here, damn you.

2. Take your own brain out - I can't think without mine.

3. I'm not here because I'm interested in anything.

Are you?

4. I am, in fact, posting from LA.

A Pure-D fact.

5. You see, of course, that I've packed all of you into one post, yet you would question my motives - you, sir, are a cad.

6. I am never in fucking doubt.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

......Also don't be afraid to reply to every idiot and every lame thread no matter how stupid ,pointless or distasteful.See I'm doing it here so plus one.
When in doubt use profanity.

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Fuck thats a great idea! why didn't I think of that ?

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And now you have.

Go forth and froth, won't you.

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Also don't be afraid to reply to every idiot and every lame thread no matter how stupid ,pointless or distasteful

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That's how it started with IdolEyes, too.

He's now a franchise.

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Originally Posted by swizZ8

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Irony I like it.

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I like licking navels because you wont get mononucleosis.

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The only time I had mono, it was because I had the lack of foresight to lick a navel.

It happened in high school...

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You could have posted all those separately and reached your target quicker. You just didn't think did you?

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To the contrary, I wished to linger for just a bit...a bit of reclamation, perhaps.

Reeled you in, at any rate.

Maybe you'll sprout your first gray hair on the occasion of my 20,000th post.

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Originally Posted by j2k4

To the contrary, I wished to linger for just a bit...a bit of reclamation, perhaps.

Reeled you in, at any rate.

Maybe you'll sprout your first gray hair on the occasion of my 20,000th post.

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Tantric posting
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I'm not going to have any grey hairs. I am going to go from blonde to platinum white the moment it happens - none of this indecisive ageing for me thank you.

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Originally Posted by j2k4

To the contrary, I wished to linger for just a bit...a bit of reclamation, perhaps.

Reeled you in, at any rate.

Maybe you'll sprout your first gray hair on the occasion of my 20,000th post.

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Tantric posting
:naughty:

I'm not going to have any grey hairs. I am going to go from blonde to platinum white the moment it happens - none of this indecisive ageing for me thank you.

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If anyone can do it, my money's on you.

Now we just have to work out the timing...

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Tantric posting
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I'm not going to have any grey hairs. I am going to go from blonde to platinum white the moment it happens - none of this indecisive ageing for me thank you.

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If anyone can do it, my money's on you.

Now we just have to work out the timing...

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You could try frightening me with your 20,000th post?

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by j2k4

If anyone can do it, my money's on you.

Now we just have to work out the timing...

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You could try frightening me with your 20,000th post?

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And undo your blonde-to-platinum strategy?

What do you take me for, Madame?

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Originally Posted by j2k4

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You could try frightening me with your 20,000th post?

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And undo your blonde-to-platinum strategy?

What do you take me for, Madame?

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I just had a horrible thought! You will probably be dead by the time I get my first grey hair!

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And undo your blonde-to-platinum strategy?

What do you take me for, Madame?

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I just had a horrible thought! You will probably be dead by the time I get my first grey hair!

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:cry:

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I just had a horrible thought! You will probably be dead by the time I get my first grey hair!

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