Chalice is homosexual. :)
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Chalice is homosexual. :)
Whose mother doesn't want a longer orgasm? Don't tell me your mother is a prude, whose loofah-like vagina sands off the top few layers of skin from the first cock to convince there's romance every 6 months, and then tips her a few shilling before his last goodbye.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
That's wot your mum said.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
A couple of daughter jokes and mentioning her limbs that I could make look like my future would be both ironic and suffice the "goodness" of the situation if you ask me. :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Oh noes, a probable pretzel is threatening to make jokes about my daughter on the internets. Do your worst, you gnarled little monkey. It won't effect her cos she'll never read it. It won't effect me cos it won't effect her.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth RingsA couple of daughter jokes and mentioning her limbs that I could make look like my future would be both ironic and suffice the "goodness" of the situation if you ask me. :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Better make them hella fucking hilarious, though. Otherwise you'll just come across as a creepy cripple who picks on ten year old girls even if they're oblivious to him.
Better make it quick too. Your poor, doomed extremities could curl up like flash-fried prawns at any minute.
Question for chavis. Do you have a beard in real life and is it epic? Somehow I imagine you with a beard, maybe your avatar has to do something with it.
I've been hoping this conversation would develop a bit more. Who wouldn't want to see Chalice open up a can of whoop-ass here? There's comedy gold in them there fingers.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisOh noes, a probable pretzel is threatening to make jokes about my daughter on the internets. Do your worst, you gnarled little monkey. It won't effect her cos she'll never read it. It won't effect me cos it won't effect her.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Rings
Better make them hella fucking hilarious, though. Otherwise you'll just come across as a creepy cripple who picks on ten year old girls even if they're oblivious to him.
Better make it quick too. Your poor, doomed extremities could curl up like flash-fried prawns at any minute.
For example:
What's the difference between my son (with Down's) and Rings?
Spoiler: ShowMy son will be able to tie his own shoes after turning 30... :drummer:
Also, do you really want "rings" in your screen name anymore?
I've got a million of them. I'll be here all week.
What happens when Darthy tries to make shadow puppets?
Fractal patterns.
Hai thenk yew.
Shadow puppets. Shake hands. Pretty much the same, eh.
I suppose detailed finger painting is outta the question, too. :idunno:
What happens when darthy jumps for joy?
A Swastika.
Why does Rings wear an eye patch?
He tried to pick his nose.
You know how the Polish firing squad died?
They stood in a circle
What's darthy's favourite song?
The Spinal Countdown.
When thinking he's speaking the sign for hello to a deaf person, what are darthy's gestures really communicating?
Spoiler: Showsaid a hip, hop, the hippie
the hippie dibby hip hop hop and you don't stop
to rock it to the bang bang boogie
say up jump the boogie,
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
Ring's Halloween costume...
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That ''costume'' is epic.
@Chavis: I'll play. Let's keep them tasteful.
Why is your daughter held in contempt at school?
The local band can no longer call themselves The Chocolate Rappers.
What's the only kind of cock your daughter won't look at?
A peacock with its tail open.
Oh! Come on... you can't seriously think chavis knows what "tasteful" means.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Rings
Tasteful in the Lounge often refers to consuming a tasty mong soul.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahOh! Come on... you can't seriously think chavis knows what "tasteful" means.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Rings
In case no one has properly welcomed you, let me be the first to say, "Welcome, mong". :wave:
Well, at least you tried. And don't think we don't appreciate the 95 minutes it took for you to type that out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Rings