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That's tTC slang for server bills, mind you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
Will Smith doesn't qualify as a tool. He did, but then he made Seven Pounds.
Thanks a lot everyone. Will Smith doesn't know us and that makes us feel irrelevant, which we're totally not.
I thought you were a smart guy up until now. Or maybe you are just a smart guy that doesn't understand movies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Rings
Seven Pounds was contrived and manipulative.Wil Smith simply did his usual "serious" Wil Smith thing.
Ali is infinitely better and he was infinitely better in MIB.
Sure, loved his performance in Ali... but what the fuck are you talking about with MIB? He's loads more the stereotype of himself in that movie than in Seven Pounds. You faulted here, I will label this as the Seinfeld Assumption.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787I thought you were a smart guy up until now. Or maybe you are just a smart guy that doesn't understand movies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Rings
Seven Pounds was contrived and manipulative.Wil Smith simply did his usual "serious" Wil Smith thing.
Ali is infinitely better and he was infinitely better in MIB.
I can stand Will Smith, it's his f@#$%^&* offspring that makes me want to go on a shooting rampage. Talentless, rich, F@#$%^&* kids and their contrived, fake f%&*$@# smiles riding of F!@##$$^& daddy's name. :angry:
The only film I can think of now that stars a Smith kid is The Karate Kid remake. No one I know seemed to appreciate this movie, but I really enjoyed it. He did a great job in his role. It might bother some that the movie was almost scene for scene identical to the original, minus the 80s touch, but it charmed me. Chinese kids (and adults) are really racist toward black people, and foreigners in general. If a foreigner gets into a scuffle with the native, the Chinese will gang up on that person or let them get seriously beaten, regardless of who was in the wrong. They seemed to capture that sentiment in the movie with some of the scenes.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Chan, on the other hand, stole the show for me, just like Miyagi did in the original (pardon the interchangeability between actor and character names). I never really cared for Daniel-san, so I guess that's as much as I can compliment the child of Smith.
Maybe I need to explain my preference for this kind of movie, then.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787I thought you were a smart guy up until now. Or maybe you are just a smart guy that doesn't understand movies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Rings
Seven Pounds was contrived and manipulative.Wil Smith simply did his usual "serious" Wil Smith thing.
Ali is infinitely better and he was infinitely better in MIB.
Seven Pounds, as well as a movie like Cruel Intentions, while have little substance save for short bursts of meaning, have actors that impressed me with their ability to blur the lines between what the character believes and or sees as real and fake. I always have a little soft spot for when an actor can do his job well enough for the director's vision of surreality to shine through, and in Seven Pounds, I personally think Smith fulfilled the quota.
EDIT: To put it into a more idealistic sense, I prefer when the actor's natural habits and nature disappear, and all that's left is the script. Other people prefer when they can see that personal signature, or hate certain ones. Sure, the movie may have been twisted around to his favor, but that doesn't change the fact that they "nailed" what they were gunning for.
Also, I would really say Will Smith has the usual "funny" thing going, not the serious thing. But that's probably because I associate him with MIB/Fresh Prince the most, while you probably think Enemy of the State/Ali/Bagger Vance types were his highlights.
There are many actors ,some even actually good, but few movie stars.Will Smith is a movie star.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
People don't watch movie stars to see them act but rather to play enhanced versions of themselves.In MIB Will Smith is doing what he does best therefore what you see as stereotype I see as merely delivering what ( in his case ) people want.
No basically when I think Will Smith I think life is funny or of maybe losing my lunch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Rings
IdolEyes didn't like Seven Pounds because he cried like a baby watching it, blowing his nose in his gf's blouse. He didn't get any that night, btw. At least that's what he told me.
Yadda yadda yadda, yeah we know these things, but I was talking about this:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I want application on TTC. but what does mean Tool?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
http://i.imgur.com/los4u.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by poorgirl
The jokes on you don't have a girlfriend.Your mum's and my relationship is purely sexual.Quote:
Originally Posted by scrappen
There should be a W in thereQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
You're awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyThere should be a W in thereQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
The jokes on you don't have a girlfriend.Your mum's and my relationship is purely sexual.WQuote:
Originally Posted by Darth RingsYou're awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
So you made it all up? That's just lame.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
You're on the right path, but if you must ask, I'm afraid I can't let you join our special club. Only paragons of toolness are allowed. :noes:Quote:
Originally Posted by poorgirl
You've been watching Elaine again on Louie haven't you?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Elaine in the Monkey Island games is way hotter!
It was indeed on porpoise, W know that.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787You've been watching Elaine again on Louie haven't you?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
She looks like a dirty New Jersey bitch, all yours if you want to get your dick painted.Quote:
Originally Posted by scrappen
mjmacky, sup buddy!
You posted in the tTC forum? You've been permabanned!Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
So you're Oleg's newQuote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
victimfascination macky. Whatever you do now that that you are buddies, never ever call him a sociopath, pyschopath or any other kind of fruitbat path or he willhoundfollow you around the forumstalkingrepeatedly asking why you did that.
Artemis, I simply told him, "Sup buddy." Don't make a story out of it.
I did not like the son immediately. The reason for all of the repeated "family friendly" shifted numbers is that the daug1hter also started a teenage singing "career". Seriously...mom and dad are both big-name stars, AND both children are "talented" performers? No, it's prepackaged, name recognition boost into "stardom". It's shit. There's more-than-likely a million more talented, unknown, poor kids out there who will have to WORK for their shot- that will NEVER happen no matter how hard they work. I get sick every time I hear about either of these Lucky Sperm Club members. :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyThe only film I can think of now that stars a Smith kid is The Karate Kid remake. No one I know seemed to appreciate this movie, but I really enjoyed it. He did a great job in his role. It might bother some that the movie was almost scene for scene identical to the original, minus the 80s touch, but it charmed me. Chinese kids (and adults) are really racist toward black people, and foreigners in general. If a foreigner gets into a scuffle with the native, the Chinese will gang up on that person or let them get seriously beaten, regardless of who was in the wrong. They seemed to capture that sentiment in the movie with some of the scenes.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Chan, on the other hand, stole the show for me, just like Miyagi did in the original (pardon the interchangeability between actor and character names). I never really cared for Daniel-san, so I guess that's as much as I can compliment the child of Smith.
BTW, Oleg, I was accepted into both TTC and tTC this morning. If you join either, I will be VERY hostile to you there.
I gotcha.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
No, I said it twice to show you how SERIOUS I am about it. :snooty:
Think of it as a preventive measure, I was simply warning him that now you are 'buddies' if he upsets you or hurts feelings, you will follow him around the forums for the next year asking repeatedly why he did that, and that you don't understand him or why he would say such things about you.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
I was both protecting your fragile mental state, and saving macky from the inevitable stalking.
No thanks necessary.
I don't recall you mentioning me on the "people you know" thread. That's a nice tTC membership you've got there... it'd be a shame if anything happened to it. :sly:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Oleg doesn't take any of my advice, it's one of the many reasons I had to permaban him from tTC, then invite MBM so he won't try to get invited back. However, MBM doesn't know anybody and is not really a tool, but these are desperate circumstances.
Well, mjmacky != Darth Rings. Unlike Darth Rings, he doesn't say idiotic things. But you are correct in your opinion that my mental state is a bit fragile. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisThink of it as a preventive measure, I was simply warning him that now you are 'buddies' if he upsets you or hurts feelings, you will follow him around the forums for the next year asking repeatedly why he did that, and that you don't understand him or why he would say such things about you.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
I was both protecting your fragile mental state, and saving macky from the inevitable stalking.
No thanks necessary.
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Originally Posted by OlegLWell, mjmacky != Darth Rings. Unlike Darth Rings, he doesn't say idiotic things. But you are correct in your opinion that my mental state is a bit fragile. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
Oh you're so fucked now mjmacky.....
What Oleg would do to be in my shoes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
Bahahahahaha.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
Geez, I said just one thing, "Sup buddy!" Forget about it already.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisQuote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
Oh you're so fucked now mjmacky.....
Only if they were high-heels...Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyWhat Oleg would do to be in my shoes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
And...why do I have this STRONG feeling that they are? :lookaroun
Just a little something I picked up for the lucky new recruits:
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They help define my calves, which will one day be marinadedQuote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeOnly if they were high-heels...Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
And...why do I have this STRONG feeling that they are? :lookaround:
MBM just promoted to staff at tTC for finding our new logoQuote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme