Stuttering Freak Brother Update No.72

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

They split up before I was born. My mother simply feels no remorse about anything she has ever done.

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Isn't abortion pretty much by definition remorse?

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

They split up before I was born. My mother simply feels no remorse about anything she has ever done.

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Isn't abortion pretty much by definition remorse?

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I'd call it a "fix it". For most women, having an abortion is a big, traumatic experience. For her, it's about as traumatic as getting her hair cut.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Isn't abortion pretty much by definition remorse?

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I'd call it a "fix it". For most women, having an abortion is a big, traumatic experience. For her, it's about as traumatic as getting her hair cut.

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Your mother's a European I take it.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

I'd call it a "fix it". For most women, having an abortion is a big, traumatic experience. For her, it's about as traumatic as getting her hair cut.

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You don't need to fix it if you don't regret it. And if you keep doing something you know you'll regret that makes you a bit of a knob. If you don't mind me saying.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

And if you keep doing something you know you'll regret that makes you a bit of a knob.

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And if a government makes you keep something that you'll regret and subsequently abuse, who's the bigger knob? It's The Man, that's who.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

And if a government makes you keep something that you'll regret and subsequently abuse, who's the bigger knob? It's The Man, that's who.

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Who said that was the alternative? It's very simple. It all hinges on the concept of personal responsibility and having some small iota of self control - you can have the abortion by all means but how about a condom? That works too. Mind you, I suppose in America you guys pay for your abortions so if you want to use them as contraception at least it's got nothing to do with anyone but you.

Look I'm sorry, I'm just a little sensitive about abortion right now. My best friend stayed over with her boyfriend back in January, and rather than use the sofa bed provided, she chose to let the useless fucktard impregnate her on my one and only prized possession: my pimp chairAttachment 115504I wouldn't mind her using my pimp chair as some sort of fertility stool if she hadn't already let him inseminate her in December. At least then she had the decency to abort the abomination herself using a cocktail of speed and alcohol. This time if took her fucking months to make her mind up, and the whole time my chair wasn't sure if it was a fertility chair or an abortion chair. An answer finally came around March when she finally had it flushed out, and thus my cool, awesome chair played a pivotal role in a senseless display of fuckwittery. It's never quite regained its composure, as I'm sure you can tell.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

And if a government makes you keep something that you'll regret and subsequently abuse, who's the bigger knob? It's The Man, that's who.

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Who said that was the alternative? It's very simple. It all hinges on the concept of personal responsibility and having some small iota of self control - you can have the abortion by all means but how about a condom? That works too. Mind you, I suppose in America you guys pay for your abortions so if you want to use them as contraception at least it's got nothing to do with anyone but you.

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Actually I was thinking of Romania circa late 1960s, an afterthought I seem to always carry after seeing that one documentary film.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

and the whole time my chair wasn't sure if it was a fertility chair or an abortion chair.

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:lol:

P.S. that chair looks to be a difficult setting for the conceptions, what with the rollers. Your wood floors must be fucked.

Oh I know the one. That still happens to a lesser degree I think, although anyone suggesting such a thing in the run-up to Romania's inclusion into the European Union was called a horrible racist and told to be quiet.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

and the whole time my chair wasn't sure if it was a fertility chair or an abortion chair.

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:lol:

P.S. that chair looks to be a difficult setting for the conceptions, what with the rollers. Your wood floors must be fucked.

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I'm surprised the rollers are intact, neither of them are small people. Still, one finds a way when one is expressly forbade from doing something :dry:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

:lol:

P.S. that chair looks to be a difficult setting for the conceptions, what with the rollers. Your wood floors must be fucked.

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I'm surprised the rollers are intact, neither of them are small people. Still, one finds a way when one is expressly forbade from doing something :dry:

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They look quality with all of the shininess, hence why I assumed them to be the dominatrices and not the gimps.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

They look quality with all of the shininess, hence why I assumed them to be the dominatrices and not the gimps.

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I'll pass on the compliment :smilie4:. I don't even have to polish them or anything like that. They're as shiny as they day it arrived. They're looking a little jaunty though, the chair prefers it if the casters are straight and facing the room. I must have dislodged them from prime position with the vacuum cleaner :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I must have dislodged them from prime position with the vacuum cleaner :wacko:

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I was thinking they weren't aesthetically aligned due to recent sexual use; however, your explanation doesn't specifically discredit that. :naughty:

I don't vacuum and tell :snooty:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I don't vacuum and tell :snooty:

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Well vacuum too.

I bet when chavois started this thread, he didn't think that people would post vile familial parodies that it couldn't possibly of ever happened in order to make him feel better about the recidivist stuttering freak sibling.

You guise <3

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Originally Posted by manker

I bet when chavois started this thread, he didn't think that people would post vile familial parodies that it couldn't possibly of ever happened in order to make him feel better about the recidivist stuttering freak sibling.

You guise <3

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However, abortion was a natural topic that took too long to make its entrance.

I can't believe it's taken this long.

Nice chair, but.
I would hope that it's a novelty piece and doesn't fit in well with the rest of the decor.

Not that I know anything about interior decorating.
Je suis ne un cawk-smuggler pas.

I just looked again and saw the chrome plug sockets.
Noice :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by manker

Nice chair, but.
I would hope that it's a novelty piece and doesn't fit in well with the rest of the decor.

Not that I know anything about interior decorating.
Je suis ne un cawk-smuggler pas.

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Originally Posted by manker

I just looked again and saw the chrome plug sockets.
Noice :smilie4:

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They're everywhere Manky. Everywhere.

It's a novelty piece....just like all the others :snooty:

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Originally Posted by Squeams

It's a novelty piece....just like all the others :snooty:

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:lol: :earl:

All my light switches are chrome too. And remote controlled :naughty:

Fate is what it is. I wouldn't even have to get out of bed to turn the lights off before you remove your bra.



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See.
Chicks dig chrome.

I always knew it but no one here believed me. A steady stream of chrome is how I've managed to keep a steady stream of steady girlfriend type women cooking and cleaning for me while I've accumulated half a brazillion posts on the internets.

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Originally Posted by manker

Fate is what it is. I wouldn't even have to get out of bed to turn the lights off before you remove your bra.



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See.
Chicks dig chrome.

I always knew it but no one here believed me. A steady stream of chrome is how I've managed to keep a steady stream of steady girlfriend type women cooking and cleaning for me while I've accumulated half a brazillion posts on the internets.

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:glag: it's ok you don't have to, they're invisible to the naked eye.

There's more to you than chrome, I'm sure of it. Possibly black marble too.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by manker

Fate is what it is. I wouldn't even have to get out of bed to turn the lights off before you remove your bra.



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See.
Chicks dig chrome.

I always knew it but no one here believed me. A steady stream of chrome is how I've managed to keep a steady stream of steady girlfriend type women cooking and cleaning for me while I've accumulated half a brazillion posts on the internets.

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:glag: it's ok you don't have to, they're invisible to the naked eye.

There's more to you than chrome, I'm sure of it. Possibly black marble too.

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I get a bit of a wide-on regarding properly polished wood floors too.
True Story.

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Originally Posted by manker

I get a bit of a wide-on regarding properly polished wood floors too.
True Story.

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Bald's Furniture Balm all the way baby.

That's code for lady-jizz if ever I saw it and I completely approve of your wood nourishing methodology.

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Originally Posted by manker

That's code for lady-jizz if ever I saw it and I completely approve of your wood nourishing methodology.

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I use the same stuff on my antique stocks :naughty:

Went for a pint with Our Kid today. It was all kinds of disaster. He brung along this bint, not altogether distasteful in the eyeball department, but she let herself down by vomiting directly into a drain when we went out for a smoke.

He couldn't manage to get a round in without calling the specky, fat, bar steward a cunt. Twice. It was quite a wonder to behold. Twice.

He poked his stuttering wire into this thing with three previous kids, the father of the aforementioned having hanged himself last year. He met her last night via text. They seem to be in love.

The ridiculousness he hit the bar staff with is a story for another day.

Reunions always brings a tear to the eye and this is no exception.

He seems to be doing remarkably well considering we all thought he'd be well tucked up at her majesty's pleasure by now.
Dave better watch his back and his front simultaneously.

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Originally Posted by chavis

He brung along this bint, not altogether distasteful in the eyeball department, but she let herself down by vomiting directly into a drain when we went out for a smoke.

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I was a bit confused for a little while since my instinctual interpretation of "bint" is "daughter". It's the first word I ever learned to write in Arabic, so it kind of sticks with me.

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Originally Posted by manker

Dave better watch his back and his front simultaneously.

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Good news! May I suggest he introduces himself by taking out one of Dave's eyes with a pencil. :glag: <---- See, that means it's funny. Just like Dave making death threats today because everyone has been ignoring him.

Gawd.
He always does that when he doesn't get enough attention. It's getting old, he needs a new hook.

I'm just going to write here that I'd definitely go and talk to him if he started self-harming and posting pics.

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Originally Posted by manker

Gawd.
He always does that when he doesn't get enough attention. It's getting old, he needs a new hook.

I'm just going to write here that I'd definitely go and talk to him if he started self-harming and posting pics.

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I'm almost afraid of Dave meeting SFB- they have so many issues in common, they might hit it off. :O

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Originally Posted by chavis

Went for a pint with Our Kid today. It was all kinds of disaster. He brung along this bint, not altogether distasteful in the eyeball department, but she let herself down by vomiting directly into a drain when we went out for a smoke.

He couldn't manage to get a round in without calling the specky, fat, bar steward a cunt. Twice. It was quite a wonder to behold. Twice.

He poked his stuttering wire into this thing with three previous kids, the father of the aforementioned having hanged himself last year. He met her last night via text. They seem to be in love.

The ridiculousness he hit the bar staff with is a story for another day.

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Well as a good friend of mine would say "You know the best relationships you can have last for as long as a few drinks and a dirty fuck in a nightclub toilet. Couple of hours, tops. No attachments, no hard feelings and everybody goes home happy."

She could be The One!

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Originally Posted by chavis

Went for a pint with Our Kid today. It was all kinds of disaster. He brung along this bint, not altogether distasteful in the eyeball department, but she let herself down by vomiting directly into a drain when we went out for a smoke.

He couldn't manage to get a round in without calling the specky, fat, bar steward a cunt. Twice. It was quite a wonder to behold. Twice.

He poked his stuttering wire into this thing with three previous kids, the father of the aforementioned having hanged himself last year. He met her last night via text. They seem to be in love.

The ridiculousness he hit the bar staff with is a story for another day.

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I hope I didn't miss anything because I haven't yet found the part where you went out and train spotted.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by chavis

Went for a pint with Our Kid today. It was all kinds of disaster. He brung along this bint, not altogether distasteful in the eyeball department, but she let herself down by vomiting directly into a drain when we went out for a smoke.

He couldn't manage to get a round in without calling the specky, fat, bar steward a cunt. Twice. It was quite a wonder to behold. Twice.

He poked his stuttering wire into this thing with three previous kids, the father of the aforementioned having hanged himself last year. He met her last night via text. They seem to be in love.

The ridiculousness he hit the bar staff with is a story for another day.

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Well as a good friend of mine would say "You know the best relationships you can have last for as long as a few drinks and a dirty fuck in a nightclub toilet. Couple of hours, tops. No attachments, no hard feelings and everybody goes home happy."

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That 'good friend' ... it's you, isn't it.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Well as a good friend of mine would say "You know the best relationships you can have last for as long as a few drinks and a dirty fuck in a nightclub toilet. Couple of hours, tops. No attachments, no hard feelings and everybody goes home happy."

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That 'good friend' ... it's you, isn't it.

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No, Squeams is the one her friend tells stories about...and winces.