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Originally posted by Mathea@13 November 2003 - 19:36
hmmm, i think i may have ruined this thread
/me can only dream :P
;)
Your not one of my favourite pervs.... :PQuote:
Originally posted by Rat Faced+13 November 2003 - 20:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Rat Faced @ 13 November 2003 - 20:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@13 November 2003 - 19:18
@Mathea...........Babe........I have seen it all, absolutly NOTHING can shock me......you name it, I've seen it :) And I have no inhabitions about anything..........ask me............tell me...........whatever.........I'm just weird :D ...........ask Nikki about the 80's :lol: :lol: :lol:
@RF.........I'm not a girl..............do I need to prove it? <_< :lol: :lol:
Jonno B)
My favs are all woman ;) [/b][/quote]
Am I one of them? :D
Am I one of them? :D [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Skweeky+13 November 2003 - 19:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Skweeky @ 13 November 2003 - 19:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by Rat Faced@13 November 2003 - 20:20
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@13 November 2003 - 19:18
@Mathea...........Babe........I have seen it all, absolutly NOTHING can shock me......you name it, I've seen it :) And I have no inhabitions about anything..........ask me............tell me...........whatever.........I'm just weird :D ...........ask Nikki about the 80's :lol: :lol: :lol:
@RF.........I'm not a girl..............do I need to prove it? <_< :lol: :lol:
Jonno B)
Your not one of my favourite pervs.... :P
My favs are all woman ;)
You know you are hun ;)
:wub:
Not at all, this turned into a sexual exploratory<<is that a word? :blink: thread a while ago, please, continue, me's interested..........like I said, I'm 100% unshockable :)Quote:
Originally posted by Mathea@13 November 2003 - 19:36
hmmm, i think i may have ruined this thread
Skweeky, everyone luvs you :)
Jonno B)
Exporatory?
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/priceless1.jpg
Think he found what he was looking for?
:o
@Rf........Heh, I caught a m8 with a bigger girl than that........where's the flour dude :lol: :lol:
@Mathea.......Have a good day, nice meeting you :)
Jonno B)
Bye mathea hun, nice seeing you again.Quote:
Originally posted by Mathea@13 November 2003 - 20:11
Okay, Im gonna go to work soon to get my paycheck, I'll try to think of something really disturbing when im there....
:wub:
awwwww, you guys!
/me hugs Jonno and RF
I love you too :wub: :wub:
Awwww, Skwweky, you know how we feel :) The words "Real Friend" come to mind :)
Jonno B)
awwwww Jonno, I have tears in my eyes now, you are just so sweet! :wub:
Awwww, Skweeky, sweetheart don't be tearful :unsure: You and me have had many chats and helped each other, you know we's always gonna be real good friends :)
Here........a real Jonno hug for ya......
Skweeky Sonja>>http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/hug.gif<<Jonno
Jonno B)
awww, but it was tears because you were being so sweet, no sad tears :)
Yeah I know but I hate to think of tears.............ask Nikki, she'll tell you :)
Happy happy friends.................my friends :)
Jonno B)
ok Jonno baby
/me hugs you
/me is very very happy :D :D
THAT is something I've been waiting to hear you say for weekshttp://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/hug.gifQuote:
Originally posted by Skweeky@13 November 2003 - 21:12
/me is very very happy :D :D
Jonno B)
Jonno!!
Yeterday it was Nikki.
Tonight it was Mathea.
Now it is skweeky.
Who will it be tomorrow??
And all that sweettalk you 're vomiting once skweek comes in......
This thread is about wankin, you wanker!!!
Not about cuddly _you so sweet_ stuff.....
This time i let you off with a warning, but you must promise to get back to the dirty, filthy details of your solosex-life and if possible all the other stuff aswell.
You might not say, but i'm a pretty good listener!!![drewl......]
Hi, Skweek, interesting here??
:P :P :P Yogi
yeah, but where is the information for women here? hmmmm? <_<
I won't hold you back!!!Quote:
Originally posted by Skweeky@14 November 2003 - 00:41
yeah, but where is the information for women here? hmmmm? <_<
Or you start another thread fo women, where all the men will show up aswell, giving you tips on how to please yourself and then go back to this thread to find a method to get some release, where is my out-button, cos i f*uckin' can't stop.....AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Have fun and if you need creative advice on starting a thread or you want...........no, i won't go that way!!!
:P :P :P :P Yogi
well....my solosex life isn't that interesting I think. I just love my showerhead :D
Although, I must say, it is much better if you use alternating cold and hot water.
stop skweeky please. i cant take any more,
@Yogi.........Yup I'm calling you that now :D .........Skweeky entered the thread, it's been a while since I spoke and just said what my heart told me too :)
I can't help being damn smooth.....right Skweeky ;) .............Anyway...........it's always Nikki :D ...........
@Skweeky..........You got the same "Hot/Cold" water thing going on that I do :D .............ummmmmm.............cold water on the nads is niiiiiiiiiiiice :D
Jonno B)
Uu, Skweeky, you're driving us guy's crazy here!! ;-)Quote:
Originally posted by Skweeky@13 November 2003 - 22:56
well....my solosex life isn't that interesting I think. I just love my showerhead :D
Although, I must say, it is much better if you use alternating cold and hot water.
As for the info for women, that's something guy's really need to tell you in person so you can show us if you understand or not ;-)
And my solo-sex-life isn't interesting (Palmela Handerson just isn't as good as it used to be lol) either, so I can understand how you feel (very frustrated if it's anything like me) :-(
Sniper.
Me likes that!!![but, plaese don't tell anyone else!!!] :wub: :wub: :wub:Quote:
@Yogi.........Yup I'm calling you that now .........
Smooth?? Smooth...??? Talking bout your thoughts there, pal???Quote:
I can't help being damn smooth.....right
You all curling up and drewl, drewl, drewl is SMOOTH???
Oh, heavenly youth!!!!
Glad i don't have my heart between my legs!! Probably wear boxers, hey??Quote:
said what my heart told me too :)
And a little bottle under yer nose and a tongue somewhere and WHOAAAAA!!!!!Quote:
.............ummmmmm.............cold water on the nads is niiiiiiiiiiiice
Perv!
Yogi
I was talking about my lower body actually :DQuote:
Smooth?? Smooth...??? Talking bout your thoughts there, pal???
Come on Yogi, we want more techniques, I tried all the ones you gave me..........well.........I did'nt try them, they were tried for me :P :D
Do you this bright shirts are a turn on? :unsure:
Jonno B)
Yes Jonno... you are very smooth (in more ways than one ;) )
I like you best in blue :wub:
Blue?...........I thought it was the leather you liked :D .............Oh you mean the shirt, yeah..........somebody picked out a very nice shirt for me last week, I think you'd like it :D
Jonno B)
I love the leather, don't get me wrong... but blue just... just... *sigh*
Can we get back to masterbating now?
I mean talking about it of course ;)
erm............Talk about it?? :blink: ...........Oh yeah yeah, right, gotcha ;)
Ladies first :D
Jonno B)
Well, how about we do it this way... ( ;) ) What exactly do you want to know?? I mean I wouldn't know where to start...
As requested:
(and Jonno: External help is only the better!!!)
ROSY PALM
With some kind of lubrication, rub the tip of your penis head against the palm of your other hand. The resulting orgasm will be very powerful.
VARIATION: ROSY FIST
Masturbate regularly with one hand, and with the other, do the Rosy Palm.
VARIATION: ROSY PALM & BLANKET
Lie in bed with a soft blanket on top of you; hold your penis with one hand and stick it straight up so the head is touching the blanket. Then with your other hand go outside (on top of) the blanket and try the Rosy Palm technique through the blanket. You don't need lube; all you feel on your penis head is your soft blanket. You might not be able to continue this for long because of how sensitive your penis head can become.
VARIATION: ROSY ARM
Instead of rubbing your penis head on your palm, rub it on your forearm. You don't need lube, and it's softer than your hand.
http://www.jackinworld.com/expert/images/rosypalm.gif
And i have to admit:
Rosy Fist is my fav!!
And when you're lucky like Jonno and Me :P , let someone do that for you.....
OnaYogi
What is nice too, but takes some time, is just sit on a chair and alternating tighten and loosen the muscles in your vagina.
I used to do that a lot in highschool :D Beats mathclass by far :D
:huh: :huh: Que???Quote:
Do you this bright shirts are a turn on?
Yogi
Thank you!!Quote:
Originally posted by Skweeky@14 November 2003 - 20:40
What is nice too, but takes some time, is just sit on a chair and alternating tighten and loosen the muscles in your vagina.
I used to do that a lot in highschool :D Beats mathclass by far :D
My girl did that once in a restaurant during diner!!
Had to hold the table down.......
:P Yogi
I was reading a piece the other day on a technique.......not quite sure how it went, I was a bit pissed, but bassically you hold the Penis at the base pulling back the skin tight and gently massaging the underside of the tip with a wet finger aparently bringing yourself to orgasm without actually any motion, I think it was called the sun...........no, the Hawian dancer :)
@Yogi re: shirt!..........Yeah, I was told bright shirts can be a turn on, I found one you could where, your g/f would love it if you put a skirt or something on too :lol:
http://www.radkosales.com/images/Alo...Hula-Girls.jpg
Jonno B)
:lol: Don't I know it... :DQuote:
Originally posted by Skweeky@14 November 2003 - 13:40
What is nice too, but takes some time, is just sit on a chair and alternating tighten and loosen the muscles in your vagina.
I used to do that a lot in highschool :D Beats mathclass by far :D
Nothing beats that showerhead though :P :D
*runs off to take a bath*
Actually I like the vibrator in the shower better - water pressure here is too hard, it can get painful!!!
hmmm, it's easy to arrange that here, and the showerhead is a massage one, thus many many many possibilities there.
Hmmm...shower....I like showers, see, a few weeks ago... :P
My girls favorit; gave her one 10 years ago, never had to buy anything else.
http://store.sex-superstore.com/imag...s/6000011N.jpg
Pocket Rocket
Description: The vibrator of the new century. A super powerful massager with oscillating tips that'll thoroughly stimulate your clitoris, or any other place you can imagine! The delicious colors are bright and exciting. It's so discreet, it fits right in your pocket!
$34.95
(there are many cheap imitations for 5-10 dollar.)